1 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,637 I'm scared, Mom. 2 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,097 What if they take me? 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,016 Don't worry, Barterfinger. 4 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,851 You're always the last. 5 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:21,396 Even boxes of stale raisins go before you, Butterfinger… 6 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:22,981 I mean, Barterfinger. 7 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,276 No one ever wants the apple. 8 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:28,987 They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,406 Yeah. That's the reason. 10 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,992 Maybe you'll be dipped in caramel. 11 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,952 Oh, whoop-dee-doo. 12 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,788 What the… Where am I going? 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,915 You're going to heaven, Dad. 14 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,501 Those pearly gates look a lot like teeth! 15 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,253 Change is always hard. 16 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,005 Well, I guess that… 17 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,301 Cigarette breath! 18 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,306 Oh, thank God. 19 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,058 We made it through the night. 20 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,271 And now you're on a high shelf, 21 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:07,150 where they'll forget about you forever! 22 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,320 Why won't the earth take me? 23 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,364 I hear you, my friend. 24 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,867 Mmm, candy. 25 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,619 Homer, no! 26 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:18,953 Don't be silly, honey. 27 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,580 Chocolate doesn't feel anything. 28 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:22,457 No! God, no! 29 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,084 Dad…! 30 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,419 I can't listen to this horror! 31 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,754 Okay, I'm on it. 32 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,381 Thank you. 33 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,507 It's here! Maggie's first Pazuzu! 34 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,342 Your father ordered this because… 35 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,219 Mm, why did you order this? 36 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,054 I thought it was pizza. 37 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,806 Yeah, I'll send it back tomorrow. 38 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,100 Tonight we have a cocktail party. 39 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,935 And we came early. 40 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:27,188 And I left my face on your hand towel. 41 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,490 Don't worry, Maggie. 42 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,826 While Mommy and Daddy carouse downstairs, 43 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,078 you'll be here in the dark with Pazuzu! 44 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,206 * When Pazuzu's eyes * 45 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,666 * Are glaring * 46 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:50,420 * It's time to go to bed * 47 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,631 * You'll see demon shadows fighting * 48 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:57,427 * But it's just inside your head * 49 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,431 * When Pazuzu's eyes are staring * 50 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,726 * The moonlight will turn red * 51 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,853 * 'Cause Pazuzu's * 52 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:10,106 * In your nightmares * 53 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,109 * Until we all * 54 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,987 * Are dead. * 55 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,405 Sweet dreams, Maggie. 56 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,490 Don't let the Beelzebubs bite. 57 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,957 Nobody's eating my chowder. 58 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,376 Maybe I can take it back home with me. 59 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,968 Maggie, sweetie, you should be in bed. 60 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,638 No one leaves alive. 61 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,932 Ooh, her first words! 62 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,558 Did someone get that on their phone? 63 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,727 Aw, she's got red eye. 64 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,687 She's a demon from hell! 65 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,606 Also, generic cola? 66 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:52,899 Really? 67 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,609 Cocktail fail. 68 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,028 Thank you. 69 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,080 Well, at least we still got the liquor. 70 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,212 Ah, my chowder! 71 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,297 Someone's starting the terrible twos. 72 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,426 Someone's having an affair with his nurse. 73 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,847 - Say "ah." - A… dulterer. 74 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,058 179? I… 75 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,815 I'm afraid that little devil needs an exorcism. 76 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:37,068 I'm afraid they didn't teach me those at Pepperdine. 77 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:41,072 Bible ribbons, that'll hold her. 78 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,412 Oh, good, the police are here. 79 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,335 When is that exorcist gonna get here? 80 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,795 Marge, we'll be fine. 81 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,964 Maggie just learned what a circle is. 82 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:02,385 Okay, whoever she stops at has to change her diaper, 83 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,721 which appears to contain flaming lava. 84 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,390 Oh, you just never want to change a diaper. 85 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,393 I'll handle this. 86 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,615 Oops. Sorry about that. 87 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,367 First thing, we'll see just how powerful 88 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,703 our demon here truly is. 89 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,580 The chicken goes… 90 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,085 Well, there's only one answer here: 91 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,629 - cut her loose! - Are you sure? 92 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,840 If you can't trust a Catholic priest with a child, 93 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,050 who can you trust? 94 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,771 By the power of Christ, I say devil be out! 95 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,439 That's all you've got? 96 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,107 Well, I say it three times. 97 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,359 This guy's good. 98 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,943 Devil be out! 99 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,154 I am Pazuzu, 100 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,324 demon of the southwest wind. 101 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:09,702 Wait, wait, so you're not even as powerful as the south wind 102 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,162 or the west wind? 103 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,747 How lame is that? 104 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,248 I used to be very important. 105 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,500 Google it. 106 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,335 Devil be out! 107 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,879 Google it! 108 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,929 Your baby is saved. 109 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,764 Fantastic. 110 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,183 She's not going to be a religious weirdo, is she? 111 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,060 - No. - Fantastic. 112 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,311 Now hush. 113 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,480 Pazuzu is still among us. 114 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,815 But where? 115 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:42,151 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 116 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,486 Bart? 117 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,279 Let me out, let me out! 118 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,990 This boy has the darkest soul I've ever seen. 119 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,910 It's worse than working for David Schwimmer! 120 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:54,163 Yo, Pazuzu, grow me some horns. 121 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,376 Those aren't horns, those are nubs. 122 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,878 No, no, no! 123 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,840 Well, at least it'll get me out of jury duty. 124 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,425 D'oh! 125 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,975 * Lisa, Lisa wants a better life * 126 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:17,937 * Lisa, Lisa, go under the knife * 127 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,899 * Homer, Homer got a button wife. * 128 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:25,111 So, anyone want to pick up litter 129 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,737 at the park today? 130 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,072 How about you, Maggie? 131 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,241 She's still got a touch of Pazuzu. 132 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,826 At least she never threw up. 133 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,669 That's just great. 134 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,796 Everywhere but the sink. 135 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,633 Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong family. 136 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,220 Oh? Hey, Mr. Cat. 137 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,222 What are you playing with? 138 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,016 A secret door? 139 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:58,019 We don't have smoke alarms, but we have this? 140 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,646 Smoke is its own alarm. 141 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,773 No, no, Snowball, come back! 142 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,859 It's too dangerous! 143 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:12,200 Sometimes tiny doors lead to big opportunities. 144 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,244 - You could talk? - Indeed. 145 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,039 For centuries, the cat has been the symbol of intelligence, 146 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,790 the otherworld savoir faire… 147 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,375 Ooh, shiny! 148 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,377 Oh, there it is. Where'd it go? 149 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,129 There it is. Where'd it go? 150 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,881 There it is. Where'd it go? 151 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:28,216 Enough. 152 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,384 Let's go meet your other family. 153 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,720 Other family? 154 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:36,641 Already the talking cat isn't the most interesting thing. 155 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:46,609 Whoa! For a Halloween show middle segment, this is amazing. 156 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:54,408 Every girl's dream, a perfect family. 157 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,664 Good morning, sleepyhead. 158 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,124 For breakfast, tofu or kale? 159 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,960 Oh, that's nice. 160 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,836 But what's with the button eyes? 161 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,339 We don't all have button eyes, silly. 162 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,049 Some have button mouths. 163 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,842 What's up?! 164 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,179 Lisa, would you like to jam with us? 165 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,722 You like jazz? 166 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,613 You're all good, but not better than me. 167 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,865 I wish I could stay forever. 168 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,742 Oh, but you can. 169 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,161 All right. Let me guess. 170 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,290 Do you have to sew buttons over my eyes? 171 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,958 Don't worry, sugar plum, 172 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,793 we'll give you a button to bite on 173 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,378 while we sew 'em on. 174 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,755 - Aah! - Hold steady. 175 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,052 Oh, sweetie, you're just in time. 176 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,846 I killed a snake with your saxophone and… 177 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,180 Can you blow its head out? 178 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,683 Here, let me just wipe the blood off the mouthpiece. 179 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,560 Buttons, please. 180 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,065 Hmm, something's missing. 181 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,444 Didn't we have a kid between Bart and the baby? 182 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:14,405 Little smarty pants, plays the flute, I think. 183 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,741 Lisa. She's been gone for days. 184 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,701 And the police have been no help. 185 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,746 That's not true. I helped you reassemble that high chair. 186 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,749 Damn it! 187 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,756 Well, we got two kids now, so no favoritism. 188 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,634 Maggie will get Lisa's room, Maggie will get Lisa's clothes, 189 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,218 Bart will get Lisa's homework. 190 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,096 Cowabunga! 191 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,433 Bart! How'd you find me? 192 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,893 I had an informant. 193 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,062 I know, he can talk. 194 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,147 He can? I just followed him in. 195 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,233 Oh, God. Now I'll have to talk to him. 196 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,445 Uh, I don't think he's coming back. 197 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,280 How can you be so calm? 198 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,324 I bore both those children. 199 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,118 Hey, your stories aren't great, but I wouldn't call them boring. 200 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,453 Oh. 201 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,538 I'm going in there now. 202 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,752 You really did it this time, Homer. 203 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,629 You lost your family. 204 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,923 Wait, you can speak on this side? 205 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,633 Yes, I just don't like to. 206 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,343 Makes the dog feel inferior. 207 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,678 All right. 208 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,932 Oh! So tight. 209 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,768 Why did I eat that second lunch at lunch? 210 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,645 Someone kick me in the ass! 211 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,313 Thank you! 212 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,318 What is it about this world that's so great? 213 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,154 The Homer in this world doesn't pass gas. 214 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,740 That was a three-button job. 215 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,951 Would you like to have two eyes? 216 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,620 We can talk to each other while you watch TV. 217 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,915 Just what Homer needs, an excuse to get lazier. 218 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,375 Why, you little… 219 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:53,587 I'll lazy you, you otherworldly… 220 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,715 - What the… - That was my Bart! 221 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,968 Boy, sure is hard to see with buttons on your eyes. 222 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,970 D'oh! 223 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,055 You killed my husband! 224 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,477 Spider wife, dead son, two girls with button eyes? 225 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,564 I think this marriage has finally gotten out of its rut. 226 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:17,194 Yep, I got everything just the way I want it, 227 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,322 including an extra me to go to parent-teacher conferences. 228 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,534 Oh! Bart drew this picture of his family. 229 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,745 Now we're getting visits from a social worker 230 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,288 and an exterminator. 231 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,831 I'll be ready. 232 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,835 And I've learned no matter how bad things are, 233 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,796 they can get much, much worse. 234 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,007 Huh, you're telling me. 235 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,842 Haw… haw. 236 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,559 No one will be seated during the third act 237 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,060 of this Halloween show. 238 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,605 What you're about to see is so disgusting 239 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,733 you'll watch Game of Thrones to calm down. 240 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,735 You have been warned. 241 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,542 Man, am I jealous of you guys. 242 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,587 Two weeks in Lima, Ohio, with Patty and Selma 243 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,672 while I'm stuck here working. 244 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,550 It's gonna be lonely. So lonely. 245 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,677 Well, if you really want us to stay… 246 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,846 We've already kissed good-bye and the car heard it! 247 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,436 They're gone. Not a second to waste. 248 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,610 * Left alone again * 249 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,613 * Yes, I'm eating provolone again * 250 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:46,575 * Food just tastes better in the bathroom now and then * 251 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,788 * I just love being left alone again * 252 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,457 * Left alone for days * 253 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:57,086 * I ate two dozen bags of Frito-Lays * 254 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,506 * I'm gonna brush my teeth with mayonnaise * 255 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:04,134 * Now my sweat tastes just like doughnut glaze. * 256 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,854 Not a single morsel in the house! 257 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,190 A forgotten hot dog. 258 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,985 Oh, you're shivering. 259 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,778 I'll take care of that. 260 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,074 * Happy birthday to meat * 261 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,159 * I can't wait to eat. * 262 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,079 Now to slit it down the middle. 263 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,873 I'm not splitting it with you. 264 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,833 I'm just teaching you how it's done. 265 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,421 Still frozen. 266 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,425 My finger! 267 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,010 My hot dog! 268 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,391 My finger! My poor… 269 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,519 …delicious finger. 270 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,396 Wait a minute. 271 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,607 I can't eat my own finger. It's unholy. 272 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,150 Also, it's not quite done. 273 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,278 But sometimes a man has to do the unthinkable, 274 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,656 like eat something medium-rare. 275 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,411 * Hey, you ate you * 276 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,204 * You tasted great, you * 277 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,415 * Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you * 278 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,834 * You cooked and ate you. * 279 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,636 Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 280 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,679 It makes complete sense. 281 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,475 I eat more and exercise less than the most succulent pig. 282 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,018 Of course I'm delicious! 283 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,772 But I must never eat me again. Never! 284 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,273 On the other hand 285 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,150 is my other finger. 286 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,694 And one thing I love is consistency. 287 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908 Hey, there, Homer Aloner. 288 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,078 In the absence of the missus, you want something delicious? 289 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,208 Don't worry, I'll be back. 290 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,967 Oh. Ooh, yuck. 291 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,677 Oh, disgusting. 292 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,304 Homer Simpson, you don't like steak anymore? 293 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,599 Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan. 294 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,394 Do you have any spaghetti with my-balls? Uh, meatballs? 295 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,354 "Me-gan? My-balls?" 296 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,856 Are you eating forbidden fruit? 297 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,984 Fruit? Ugh. 298 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,822 Sorry, Flanders, 299 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:33,325 but I've got more delicious meat in my little finger 300 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,661 than you have on this whole picnic table. 301 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,996 Speaking of which… 302 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,377 * Whoo * 303 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,770 * Whoo. * 304 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,778 I have really gone to a lot of trouble 305 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,572 not to leave the house. 306 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,323 Homie, we're home! 307 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,785 What's with the gloves? 308 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,080 Uh, I was watching Breakfast at Tiffany's, 309 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,332 and I thought I could be more elegant. 310 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,668 Elegant? With your waistline? 311 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,545 I don't think so. 312 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:30,466 Actually, Homer, you look like you've lost 20 pounds. 313 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,509 Well, I have been cutting back. 314 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,511 That means something different to me than you. 315 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,846 What's wrong with your leg? 316 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,140 Nothing. It was perfect. 317 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,943 Homie, you shouldn't be snacking in the middle of the night. 318 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,070 It can't be good for your… 319 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,952 This is, without question, 320 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:02,206 the worst moment of our entire marriage. 321 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,624 - What about… - This is worse. 322 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,209 Opa! 323 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,795 Marge, I admit it, this is a rough patch. 324 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,338 But I know when to stop. 325 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,882 And when would that be? When you're just a mouth? 326 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,259 You see how she is, Doc? Always negative. 327 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,719 She makes me feel like nothing. 328 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,055 You are almost nothing! 329 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,640 Almost nothing. 330 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,392 Homer, have you considered your wife's feelings? 331 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,561 Perhaps she takes this new diet of yours 332 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,271 as a comment on her cooking. 333 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,564 Marge? 334 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,817 I won't deny that's a part of it. 335 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,151 See? Progress. 336 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,319 Now, excuse me. 337 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,364 I need to go get famous talking about you. 338 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,950 Homie, I'm afraid this is it. 339 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,745 Your self-destructive behavior has gone too far. 340 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,539 But, Marge… 341 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,833 Good-bye, my love. 342 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,796 Maybe, deep down, that's why I ate myself… 343 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,090 because I hate myself. 344 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,968 Sounds like someone had a breakthrough. 345 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,428 Hi. I'm famous cooker-upper Mario Batali. 346 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,973 - You mean "chef"? - I don't care for that term. 347 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,976 Well, I know I don't belong in therapy, but why are you? 348 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,061 I got depressed because I ran out 349 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,729 of exciting new ingredients. 350 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,399 Homer, we need to talk. 351 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,276 Could we wok and talk? 352 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,777 Well, sure. 353 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,831 My dearest family, I love you so much. 354 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,001 And I think I've found a way to earn your forgiveness. 355 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,627 Please come home. 356 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,671 Come home to flavor. 357 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,473 He wanted me to pass on these final words. 358 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,933 "I've failed as a man, 359 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,019 but I have succeeded as an ingredient." 360 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,187 I call the brain! 361 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,523 Ah. 362 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,483 He's gone. 363 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,988 Well, I guess I can be proud that he succeeded at something. 364 00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,032 Oh, it's a lot more than something. 365 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,659 Homer's the biggest thing in food since free refills. 366 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,038 * Hey, you ate you * 367 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,207 * You tasted great, you * 368 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,250 * Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you * 369 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,252 * You cooked and ate you. * 370 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,421 How did they get so much meat out of Homer? 371 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,633 Well, they mixed in some Barney, Comic Book Guy and horse. 372 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,134 Horse?! 373 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,180 Do you know what it's like to have everyone 374 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,556 eat of your body? 375 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,141 Yeah, like, every Sunday, pal. 376 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,646 Uh, you know, you don't get more of those. 377 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,990 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH