1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:03,730 ... Addic7ed.com ... 2 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:09,567 Long ago, in another realm 3 00:00:09,568 --> 00:00:13,655 stood the majestic kingdom of Tal'Dorei. 4 00:00:13,656 --> 00:00:16,658 Once the battlefield of gods and titans, 5 00:00:16,659 --> 00:00:21,871 its lands now harbor magic, wonder and mystery. 6 00:00:21,872 --> 00:00:24,083 It was a time of peace... 7 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:29,587 ...until a great evil arrived. 8 00:00:29,588 --> 00:00:34,050 A brave group of heroes banded together, 9 00:00:34,051 --> 00:00:36,511 ready to face this evil. 10 00:00:36,512 --> 00:00:40,181 Hold fast. The beast approaches. 11 00:00:48,899 --> 00:00:50,692 What the fuck? 12 00:00:50,693 --> 00:00:53,528 You shall pay for y... 13 00:00:53,529 --> 00:00:55,947 Holy sh... 14 00:00:55,948 --> 00:00:58,659 Humanity will never fall to y... 15 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:07,584 Well, that was... something. 16 00:01:07,585 --> 00:01:09,544 Fuck! 17 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:13,047 All of our mercenaries slaughtered like lambs. 18 00:01:13,048 --> 00:01:15,174 I state my case again, Sovereign Uriel: 19 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,886 send our army to challenge whatever this fiend is 20 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,388 before it decimates the entire kingdom. 21 00:01:20,389 --> 00:01:22,015 Perhaps we have been ill-advised 22 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:24,017 in our strategy, sire. 23 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,686 I propose we attempt to capture the beast 24 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,439 and use it as a weapon against our enemies. 25 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,648 I must object, Sir Fince. 26 00:01:30,649 --> 00:01:32,400 We don't even know what the creature is. 27 00:01:32,401 --> 00:01:34,527 Demon? Elemental? 28 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,321 And how do you propose we capture it? 29 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:38,031 Lady Allura is right. 30 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:40,783 - But sire... - I will not send our remaining army 31 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:44,746 beyond the city walls until we know who or what our enemy is. 32 00:01:44,747 --> 00:01:46,456 We must find more mercenaries. 33 00:01:46,457 --> 00:01:47,999 And where, might I ask? 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,043 The Torian Butchers are butchered, 35 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:54,172 the Murder Hobos murdered, the Death Dealers are all dead. 36 00:01:54,173 --> 00:01:57,050 Then find someone worthy! 37 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,010 Do not rest until you bring me 38 00:01:59,011 --> 00:02:03,306 the greatest band of mercenaries in all of Tal'Dorei. 39 00:02:03,307 --> 00:02:05,141 Chug, chug, chug! 40 00:02:05,142 --> 00:02:07,102 Chug! Chug! Chug! 41 00:02:12,316 --> 00:02:14,067 Yeah! 42 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:16,194 That's right! Who's the best? 43 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:17,820 Yeah! 44 00:02:17,821 --> 00:02:20,698 Grog wins. Again. 45 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:22,325 Fuck me. 46 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:24,160 Why do we always play drinking games 47 00:02:24,161 --> 00:02:26,037 with a guy twice our size? 48 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:28,873 Because it's the fastest way to get drunk, obviously. 49 00:02:28,874 --> 00:02:30,959 Who's drunk? 50 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,627 Not me. I'm great. 51 00:02:32,628 --> 00:02:35,630 I think we should go to another... 52 00:02:35,631 --> 00:02:37,423 another... 53 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,009 Didn't you only have one ale? 54 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,303 Oh. So chunky. 55 00:02:42,304 --> 00:02:44,138 Watch it, bitch. 56 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,101 Hey. You watch it, dicknose. 57 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:49,644 Easy, Grog. 58 00:02:49,645 --> 00:02:52,313 We don't waste our time on talking assholes, remember? 59 00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:54,315 - Hmm. - Oi, tavern keep. 60 00:02:54,316 --> 00:02:56,359 Another round for Vox Machina, 61 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,696 the greatest band of mercenaries in all the realm. 62 00:02:59,697 --> 00:03:02,281 The greatest? 63 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:05,118 I heard you couldn't even rescue a cow from a burning barn. 64 00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:09,665 "Vox Machina." What a fucking joke. 65 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:15,420 Let's keep things civil, friend. 66 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:17,213 We're not looking for trouble. 67 00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,132 Oh, I'll bet you ain't. 68 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,926 Everyone knows you're a bunch of pathetic losers 69 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:24,554 who can't get a fucking job. 70 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:26,305 Look at your scrawny ass. 71 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,475 Too weak to tickle your own pickle. 72 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,852 Are you offering to help? 73 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:34,439 Yeah. U-Uh, well, no. I... fuck you! 74 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,692 Oh, I'm only asking you to give me a hand. 75 00:03:40,404 --> 00:03:42,084 You know, Vax, I think he's willing. 76 00:03:42,108 --> 00:03:44,157 Ooh, can I keep this? 77 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:47,535 Don't just stand there gawking, louts. 78 00:03:47,536 --> 00:03:48,870 Kill them! 79 00:04:07,723 --> 00:04:09,975 I had him. 80 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:13,979 Hmm. 81 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,608 - I'm coming, Percy! - Oh, no. 82 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:20,526 Oops. 83 00:04:25,407 --> 00:04:27,408 Pike, love, can you try to stay out of the way? 84 00:04:27,409 --> 00:04:30,828 Hey, come on. You tripped over me. 85 00:04:30,829 --> 00:04:32,955 I'll take that. 86 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:34,707 Not bad, brother. 87 00:04:46,804 --> 00:04:49,848 Why does this happen every time we go out drinking? 88 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,689 Good boy, Trinket. 89 00:04:58,690 --> 00:04:59,900 Over here. 90 00:05:07,032 --> 00:05:08,908 Grog, step aside. 91 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,868 Oh, bollocks. 92 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:12,662 Where the hell is Scanlan? 93 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:16,415 * La, da, da * 94 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:20,294 * La, da, da, my lady's rose I will pluck * 95 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:23,089 * My love, it's time for us to * 96 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,715 For goodness' sakes. 97 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,008 Percy, the hell, man? 98 00:05:26,009 --> 00:05:27,769 If you want to join in, you got to ask first. 99 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:29,512 Scanlan, I should've known. 100 00:05:29,513 --> 00:05:32,141 Could you put on some pants and help us? 101 00:05:36,061 --> 00:05:39,188 You got to be shitting me. 102 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:40,816 Stop! 103 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,569 First, you people drink me dry, 104 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:47,071 then you destroy my tavern. 105 00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:50,199 And-and what is that gnome doing with my daughter? 106 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,909 Mmm... 107 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,370 It's probably best you don't know. 108 00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:56,330 Who's paying for all this? 109 00:05:56,331 --> 00:05:59,667 Goodness, such a mess. Absolutely dreadful. 110 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:01,460 But I can assure you, darling, 111 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,101 Vox Machina will find those responsible... 112 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,131 Uh-uh, don't even try it. 113 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,966 Money, now. 114 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,759 Well, you see... 115 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,679 We don't exactly have any money on us, per se, 116 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,347 but if you give me five... 117 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:19,520 Uh, hello? Yes, excuse me. 118 00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:20,688 Ah. 119 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:22,315 Thank you, much appreciated. 120 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,859 And stay out! 121 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:27,403 Does this mean we're officially banned 122 00:06:27,404 --> 00:06:29,739 from every tavern in Emon? 123 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:31,490 Wonderful. 124 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,118 We've got no money, no place to live 125 00:06:34,119 --> 00:06:35,953 and fuck all for prospects. 126 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:38,915 Well, perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate 127 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:40,541 the last fellow who hired us. 128 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:42,793 Well, I apologized, didn't I? 129 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:45,504 We have a mountain of debts and... oh, good... 130 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,423 three silver to our name. 131 00:06:47,424 --> 00:06:50,968 We need a job. Anything, at this point. 132 00:06:50,969 --> 00:06:53,262 I mean, if protecting carts from swindlers 133 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:56,182 and killing goblins for gold isn't getting us anywhere, 134 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,851 I don't know, maybe... 135 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:02,189 maybe we could try doing some good this time? 136 00:07:03,232 --> 00:07:04,732 - Nah... - Boring. 137 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,859 Pike, ethics are a luxury 138 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,778 we currently can't afford. 139 00:07:08,779 --> 00:07:11,364 Have you guys ever thought 140 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:14,575 maybe we're not really meant to do this? 141 00:07:14,576 --> 00:07:16,327 I mean, Vex and Vax 142 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:19,413 - only care about themselves. - Well, fuck you. 143 00:07:19,414 --> 00:07:22,416 - Grog just wants to murder everyone. - Yeah, pretty much. 144 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,835 Percy barely wants to be seen with us in public, 145 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:27,964 - and Scanlan wants... - To bed everyone in the realm. 146 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,675 Yes, you can say it, Keyleth. I'm not ashamed. 147 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:35,806 Honestly, why are we even together? 148 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:41,686 Well, while you're all moping around, 149 00:07:41,687 --> 00:07:44,855 I have to drain the proverbial basilisk. 150 00:07:50,946 --> 00:07:52,613 Hmm? 151 00:07:52,614 --> 00:07:55,825 Oh... Oh, apologies. 152 00:07:55,826 --> 00:07:58,186 It has a mind of its own sometimes. 153 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,912 What's the matter with you? 154 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,415 - Come on. - Hmm. 155 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:04,208 This! 156 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:05,918 This is our purpose. 157 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:09,005 Fighting for justice, for glory, 158 00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:10,881 protecting the kingdom and stuff. 159 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:12,925 And most importantly...... 160 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,887 lots of money! 161 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,564 We're really gonna see the sovereign 162 00:08:26,565 --> 00:08:28,316 looking like this? 163 00:08:28,317 --> 00:08:29,609 Halt. 164 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:36,198 Okay, we'll take you in, but the bear waits outside. 165 00:08:43,999 --> 00:08:47,001 It's okay, buddy. We'll be back soon. 166 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,673 Lady Kima, it is imperative 167 00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:55,092 Lord and Lady Briarwood join us. 168 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:57,933 - Sire, Whitestone hasn't been heard from in months. - Excuse me? 169 00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:59,476 - Our last messenger never returned. - Excuse me? 170 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,432 They must be warned of these attacks. 171 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,393 Send another guardsman straight away. 172 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:10,274 I'm sorry, who the hell are you? 173 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:12,151 Vox Machina. You see, 174 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,528 it's actually a somewhat clever play on words... 175 00:09:14,529 --> 00:09:15,946 Honestly, we don't care. 176 00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,406 Sire, I warned you 177 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:20,493 the notices would attract the scum of Emon. 178 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:21,786 Excuse you? 179 00:09:21,787 --> 00:09:23,871 I think Sir Fince means a foe this deadly 180 00:09:23,872 --> 00:09:26,499 - requires more seasoned... - Krieg, don't bother 181 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,125 with these drunken buffoons. 182 00:09:28,126 --> 00:09:29,335 Guards? 183 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,631 Buffoons? Clearly you've never heard 184 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:36,008 of the Legend of Vox Machina. 185 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,969 Allow me to give you a proper introduction. 186 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,763 Oh, gods, here we go. 187 00:09:40,764 --> 00:09:43,474 * Your Excellence tried the best fighters * 188 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,267 * Who've adventured far and wide * 189 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:47,144 * But I promise * 190 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:52,442 * That you've never met a troop so qualified * 191 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,404 * There's Grog our mighty giant * 192 00:09:56,405 --> 00:09:57,905 * He's a simpleminded hulk * 193 00:09:57,906 --> 00:10:00,157 * And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart * 194 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:01,118 * Your fucking skull * 195 00:10:01,119 --> 00:10:02,993 * Nature hath no fury * 196 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,662 * Quite like Keyleth the Ashari * 197 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,330 * Controlling plants and animals * 198 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,749 * She's a magical safari * 199 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,043 * The twins Vex and Vax * 200 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,337 * She shoots, he hides in the pitch * 201 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:15,881 * They're stealthy and quite deadly * 202 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,259 * But I forget which one is which * 203 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:19,677 - He's Vax. - She's Vex. 204 00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,929 * Pike's divinity is pure * 205 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:23,556 * Her hands can always heal * 206 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,157 * Oh, and did I mention we have a bear? * 207 00:10:25,181 --> 00:10:26,809 * Trinket, no big deal * 208 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:29,812 * And as for myself? My name is Scanlan * 209 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,522 * The man with the phat purple hand * 210 00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:33,603 * My music's the jam, going ham, you can't stand it * 211 00:10:33,604 --> 00:10:35,313 * Get some water, hide your daughters * 212 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:37,611 Oh. Uh, sorry. 213 00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:40,531 * Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox * 214 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,116 * They'll tell tale of our exploits * 215 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,869 * In the Legend * 216 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:48,247 * Of Vox * 217 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,249 * Machina * 218 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,543 Uh, thank you very much. 219 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,837 - Oh. - Mm, okay. Uh... 220 00:10:54,838 --> 00:10:56,630 - Uh... - Give the council a moment 221 00:10:56,631 --> 00:10:59,717 to discuss your curious group. 222 00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:01,385 You can't be seriously considering them 223 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:03,262 for such a crucial task. 224 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,807 Sovereign, their reputation is less than stellar. 225 00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:09,018 Well, they do have a bear. 226 00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:12,062 It looked quite ferocious. And the song was entertaining. 227 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:14,231 Why not give them a chance? 228 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,792 Perhaps there is more than meets the eye 229 00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:16,984 with these warriors. 230 00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:20,155 Eh? 231 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:23,157 Yeah, doubt it. 232 00:11:23,158 --> 00:11:25,159 Let's just call in Agar's Assassins again. 233 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,246 Uh, Agar apparently had his hand chopped off in a barroom brawl. 234 00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:30,998 Oh, shit. 235 00:11:35,337 --> 00:11:37,046 Very well. 236 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:38,839 You're hired, Vox Machina. 237 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,008 Mainly because I like the bear. 238 00:11:41,009 --> 00:11:43,719 Lady Allura will accompany you to the Shale Steps, 239 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,014 the village closest to the last attack. 240 00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:50,142 So, what exactly are we killing, 241 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,353 and how much are we making? 242 00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,271 We don't know what you're killing, 243 00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,566 but once you kill it, all this is yours. 244 00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:00,819 Uh, one more question. 245 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,340 Yeah, how are we supposed to get there? 246 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:17,002 Brother, I am telling you I felt it, 247 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,629 right there in the throne room. 248 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,381 I haven't felt that since... 249 00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:21,799 Isn't this ship amazing? 250 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,842 There's two bathrooms downstairs. 251 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,136 Hey, by the way, why are you both whispering 252 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,898 - like we can't hear you? - Can you mind your business for once, gnome? 253 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,310 As you can see, the creature has already razed 254 00:12:33,311 --> 00:12:36,689 three villages and miles of farmland. 255 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,899 If this evil persists, 256 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,902 the kingdom will starve to death. 257 00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:45,239 This mission sounds kind of deadly. 258 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,449 - Do we really want to do this? - Yes, this task 259 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:51,245 is dangerous, which is why only the most noble, heroic 260 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:53,539 - and true... - Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism 261 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,250 is fine and all, but we're in this for the money. 262 00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:59,920 I see. So it's coin over character. 263 00:12:59,921 --> 00:13:02,131 Not surprising. 264 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,644 The Shale Steps are beyond that hill. Good luck. 265 00:13:15,645 --> 00:13:20,316 Please don't, oh, fuck this up, as they say. 266 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:21,817 Thanks for the sweet ride. 267 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:23,820 You'll be back to pick us up later, right? 268 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,702 Yeah, she'll be back. 269 00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,252 What we doing here again? 270 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,212 The last attack was just south of here. 271 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,423 We're gonna ask around, see if anyone knows anything. 272 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,050 Ask around. 273 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,093 Excuse me, green friends. 274 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,263 Have you seen any evil wizards or giant monsters 275 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,640 passing through here? 276 00:13:52,641 --> 00:13:54,601 - Uh... - That's kind of weird. 277 00:13:55,894 --> 00:13:58,145 Nah, it was too foggy. 278 00:13:58,146 --> 00:14:00,939 All we saw was dark clouds, lightning. 279 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,566 We thought it was a storm. 280 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,943 Oh, you didn't see anything, huh? 281 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:09,365 How convenient, Mr. Fisherman, if that is your real name. 282 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:12,868 - Whoa... - Okay, maybe let me handle the questioning, Scanlan. 283 00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:15,537 I'm sorry about him. 284 00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:17,373 You're a priest of sorts, aren't you? 285 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,416 Could you bless our house? 286 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,876 - Protect it from this evil? - Uh... 287 00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:22,920 A-A blessing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 288 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:24,713 Uh, no problem. 289 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,924 Okay, here goes. 290 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:32,471 May the Everlight shine upon your home. 291 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,556 Everything will be tip-top. 292 00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:36,684 Okay. I'm sure you'll survive these trying times, 293 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:39,813 so, good luck? 294 00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:43,649 Are you sure you're a holy person? 295 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,901 Yeah, I'm-I'm just, uh, out of practice. 296 00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,237 I don't really bless a lot of houses these days. 297 00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:50,114 Thank you, dear. 298 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,950 I'm sure it'll be enough to keep our family safe. 299 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,205 Wow. 300 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:00,624 Are you a wizard? 301 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,377 Nah. The magic's all in the fingers, kid. 302 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:07,089 Wow. 303 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:10,008 And now it's in yours. 304 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,510 Whoa. 305 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,721 That's real silver. Keep it safe. 306 00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:15,597 There's a monster roaming about. 307 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:16,974 - You mean flying. - What's that? 308 00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:18,892 Something flew right over us. 309 00:15:18,893 --> 00:15:20,493 It knocked down the big tree on the hill. 310 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:24,523 We heard wings beating but we couldn't see it in the storm. 311 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,817 But it was big. Really big. 312 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:28,027 Yeah. 313 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,326 Get over here. 314 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:38,580 Trinket found something. 315 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,291 The tracks are too muddy to discern. 316 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,334 But it looks like it took to the air 317 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,920 and flew along the coast. 318 00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:51,092 Whoa. 319 00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:53,552 Think you'll be needing this. 320 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,180 Ah. 321 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,440 Now they look... 322 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:07,942 human? 323 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,239 It's close. 324 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,867 Everyone, get ready. 325 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:31,715 Get the fuck out. 326 00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,718 What, a little lamb was behind all the mayhem? 327 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:36,553 Oh, don't let that thing bite you, Vex. 328 00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:51,528 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 329 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,489 Fuck! 330 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:30,692 - I suggest we run. Right now! - Fuck that. 331 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:32,943 We fight! 332 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:36,114 Grog, you dumb, brave asshole! 333 00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:46,958 Grog's down already? Come on! 334 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:04,808 Keyleth! A little magic might help. 335 00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:10,273 We're in serious trouble here. 336 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,901 Keyleth, snap out of it. Keyleth! 337 00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:15,903 - Keyleth! - Sorry. Um... 338 00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,196 Okay. Okay. 339 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:41,762 Did I just make it worse? 340 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,439 Look out! 341 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:13,377 Uh, get me out. Get-get me out! 342 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:16,046 I'm trapped under Grog's ass! 343 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,132 So... 344 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:22,553 this is what rock bottom feels like. 345 00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:26,306 At least we're still alive, 346 00:19:26,307 --> 00:19:27,933 thank the Everlight. 347 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,894 And thanks to Keyleth for the giant shrub. 348 00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:34,106 But did you have to make it so thorny? 349 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:37,150 That dragon. We almost... died. 350 00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:40,821 Except we didn't die. Because of you, Keyleth. 351 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:42,280 You hear me? 352 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,701 We're alive because of you. 353 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:48,954 - Grog. You're hurt. - Nah. 354 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,039 Just a flesh wound. No big. 355 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,834 Question: Is this normal? 356 00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:55,919 - Oh, no. - Holy shit. - I'm gonna throw up. 357 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,462 Hold still, old friend. 358 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:58,714 I got you. 359 00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:06,513 Oh, I feel better already. 360 00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,974 Thanks, Pike. You're the best. 361 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,560 That... took a lot out of me. 362 00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:12,978 - I got you. - Oh. 363 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,564 Uh, thanks. 364 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,441 Oh, uh, you can put me down now. 365 00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:19,026 Oh. Yeah. 366 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,652 Uh... yeah. 367 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,572 All right, fuck Uriel and all of this, 368 00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,240 we're done here. 369 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,367 We didn't sign up for certain death. 370 00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:30,162 Must I remind you we gave our word to the council? 371 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,539 That should probably mean something. 372 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,958 Oh, who gives a soggy anus about the council? 373 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:38,420 The only word I care about is "Scanlan Shorthalt." 374 00:20:38,421 --> 00:20:40,380 And yes, I know that's two words, 375 00:20:40,381 --> 00:20:42,382 but you know what I'm saying. 376 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:45,302 Yeah. What have those fuckity-fucks ever done for us? 377 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:47,554 Except give us a job and a bunch of gold 378 00:20:47,555 --> 00:20:49,556 and treasure and stuff? 379 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:51,767 We've fought a lot of things... 380 00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,101 but a dragon? 381 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:54,853 An actual dragon? 382 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,064 It's not about the council, 383 00:20:57,065 --> 00:20:59,274 or the contract... it's about these people. 384 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,650 They need us. 385 00:21:00,651 --> 00:21:02,903 We can't just run away. 386 00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:05,322 This is why I hate traveling with holy people. 387 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,699 - They're too goddamned good. - Pike... 388 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,077 this creature is beyond us. 389 00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,579 When Vex and I were young, 390 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,706 one of those monsters killed our mother. 391 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,334 I've studied dragons my entire life, hoping to find 392 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:18,502 the one that did it. 393 00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:19,669 I can... 394 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,546 feel when they're close. 395 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,341 A horrid pain in my head. 396 00:21:24,342 --> 00:21:25,842 Then it's settled. 397 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:28,095 We'll go back to the palace and get out of the contract. 398 00:21:28,096 --> 00:21:29,888 You don't understand, Percy. 399 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,224 I felt it there, too, at the palace. 400 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,226 Y-You're just telling us this now? 401 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:35,977 I'm sorry. I... 402 00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:38,313 I wasn't certain until the dragon... 403 00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:40,690 It's been years since Mother... 404 00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:42,317 Are you sure, Vex'ahlia? 405 00:21:42,318 --> 00:21:44,486 I know what I felt. Someone on the council 406 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:47,197 must have been in contact with the dragon, or... 407 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:51,034 I don't know, but I-I'm sure it was real. 408 00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:53,495 Then we walk away from all of this. 409 00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:55,914 It's not worth it. You heard her. 410 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,667 One of them might be working with that monster. 411 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,752 Let's just get the hell out of here 412 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,005 and never set foot in Emon again. 413 00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:06,508 Can we all agree on that? 414 00:22:49,343 --> 00:22:51,596 Oh, no. 415 00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:57,768 They wiped them out, all of them. 416 00:23:44,315 --> 00:23:46,525 Pike! Get over here! 417 00:23:50,446 --> 00:23:52,197 Please, Everlight, 418 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,199 let your power reach him. 419 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,867 Pike. Please. 420 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,494 Shit! 421 00:23:57,495 --> 00:23:59,871 No. I can't do it. 422 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,500 I'm still too weak from before. 423 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:14,845 We could have stopped this. 424 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,515 Should have. 425 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,648 What the hell are you doing, Scanlan? 426 00:24:26,649 --> 00:24:29,859 Thinking of a rhyme for "dead dragon." 427 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,444 'Cause I... 428 00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:33,446 I guess we're killing one. 429 00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:35,198 I'm in. 430 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:38,618 Uh, I mean I'm not gonna lie, I'm terrified out of my mind. 431 00:24:38,619 --> 00:24:40,078 But I'm in. 432 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,580 I don't like losin'... 433 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:46,334 But now I'm feelin' things, on the inside. 434 00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:49,129 They don't feel right. 435 00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:52,257 So yeah, I'm with ya. 436 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,508 That was... 437 00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:55,635 actually well stated, Grog. 438 00:24:55,636 --> 00:24:57,637 - What was? - Uh, never mind. 439 00:24:57,638 --> 00:24:59,556 Count me in as well. 440 00:24:59,557 --> 00:25:01,141 You guys... 441 00:25:01,142 --> 00:25:02,767 we're doing this. 442 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,979 You all realize we're going to die a truly horrible death. 443 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,356 Perhaps, sister. 444 00:25:08,399 --> 00:25:11,109 But we'll die gloriously, 445 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,112 and we'll kill a fucking dragon. 446 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,955 ... 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