1 00:00:01,795 --> 00:00:04,673 We are gathered together here in the sight of God 2 00:00:04,798 --> 00:00:07,176 and in the face of this congregation 3 00:00:07,259 --> 00:00:10,929 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 4 00:00:16,018 --> 00:00:19,188 Instituted of God in the time of man's innocency, 5 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:21,023 signifying unto us 6 00:00:21,815 --> 00:00:25,277 the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church. 7 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:29,239 Therefore, it is not by any to be enterprised, 8 00:00:29,323 --> 00:00:34,244 nor taken in hand, unadvisedly, lightly or wantonly, 9 00:00:34,328 --> 00:00:37,581 to satisfy men's carnal lusts and appetites, 10 00:00:37,664 --> 00:00:40,709 like brute beasts that understand nothing. 11 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:45,297 But reverently, discreetly, advisedly, 12 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:48,300 soberly and in the fear of God. 13 00:00:49,134 --> 00:00:54,473 Duly considering the causes for which matrimony was ordained. 14 00:00:54,640 --> 00:01:00,145 Now I've crowned you 15 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:04,858 My Princess 16 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:09,905 Though there's nothing in a name 17 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:20,582 Others would've sounded pretty tame 18 00:01:24,253 --> 00:01:29,841 If you were poorer 19 00:01:30,217 --> 00:01:35,597 I could be no surer 20 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:41,937 That you're a Princess 21 00:01:43,063 --> 00:01:48,277 May I call you Princess? 22 00:01:49,361 --> 00:01:51,280 If you say you love me 23 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,509 That's absolutely charming. Thank you very much. 24 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:57,494 Very, very fresh. Full of vitality, thank you. 25 00:01:57,577 --> 00:02:00,330 And we're going to do another one when we're ready, and... 26 00:02:00,956 --> 00:02:03,834 Colin, chin down a little bit. Very much down a little bit. 27 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:07,462 Thank you. To me, everyone, and flash. 28 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:10,340 - The bride and groom! - The bride and groom. 29 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:15,721 Bloody awful things, weddings. 30 00:02:16,555 --> 00:02:20,225 - Dreadfully upsetting. - Unless it's one's own, of course. 31 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:22,352 Mmm. 32 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:26,023 Another couple off to build a castle. 33 00:02:27,024 --> 00:02:29,318 Lower the portcullis. Pull up the drawbridge. 34 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:32,821 - What? How do you mean? - Couples do that, don't they? 35 00:02:33,447 --> 00:02:36,575 They turn to each other, and all we see is their backs. 36 00:02:38,577 --> 00:02:40,329 So, what am I to do, Billy? 37 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:45,917 No one wants to take me on, apparently. 38 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:50,088 I'm too daunting a prospect. 39 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:52,924 I could give it a go. 40 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:55,927 Don't be silly, you're a friend. 41 00:02:57,387 --> 00:03:00,557 Yes, but isn't that the first quality one should look for in a husband? 42 00:03:01,475 --> 00:03:03,352 In the olden days, people weren't confused. 43 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:08,357 People married for sensible reasons. Marriage was a consolidation of assets. 44 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:10,984 Also of other things. 45 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:15,989 Of friendship and values. 46 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:18,742 Outlooks. 47 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:25,540 We'd breed derby winners, have an army of children... 48 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,378 - Billy... - Look, and I'd know the ropes. 49 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:31,880 I know the rules. 50 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,841 Your family all know me, and I think are not averse. 51 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:38,887 - They adore you, but... - And I you. 52 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:43,016 Always have. 53 00:03:45,477 --> 00:03:47,229 I'm your Old Faithful, after all. 54 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,848 Mummy said something interesting the other day. 55 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,267 Oh? 56 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,480 She said that the first ten years of marriage are just an overture. 57 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:34,943 That there's often a crisis at ten years, 58 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:38,280 but then you work it out and settle in... 59 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:44,119 And it's only then that it really gets into its stride. 60 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:50,500 Do you suppose that's what's happened to us? 61 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:54,254 Possibly. 62 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:03,513 I was thinking, perhaps we should have a big anniversary party this year. 63 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,476 To celebrate hitting our stride. 64 00:05:14,191 --> 00:05:15,400 All right. 65 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:23,200 Yes? 66 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:26,077 All right. It's Margaret. 67 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:29,748 So how was it? 68 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:34,002 Oh, it somehow managed to lift the spirits 69 00:05:34,085 --> 00:05:36,838 and make one want to kill oneself in equal measure. 70 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,882 Took forever to get there. 71 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:41,176 - Mummy was a nightmare. - Was she? 72 00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:44,638 Mercifully, they sent a helicopter to bring us back. 73 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:46,097 Hmm. 74 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,392 And I have this horrible feeling 75 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:52,687 that somewhere in the middle of it all, 76 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:58,360 I agreed to get married myself. 77 00:05:59,778 --> 00:06:00,779 What? 78 00:06:01,363 --> 00:06:04,866 - To whom? - Billy Wallace. 79 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:07,118 Goodness! 80 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:10,247 Congratulations! Billy Wallace. 81 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:13,166 Oh, Christ! 82 00:06:15,502 --> 00:06:17,879 So if I were to accept, 83 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:22,133 it would be a yes from you? 84 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:25,387 Yes, of course. 85 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,972 An emphatic yes. 86 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:31,059 And Philip and I were just discussing having a party 87 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,311 for our tenth wedding anniversary, 88 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:37,107 and you and Billy could use the occasion to announce your engagement, 89 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:38,650 if you wanted. 90 00:06:41,069 --> 00:06:42,737 That's a nice idea. 91 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:44,698 Well, that's settled then. 92 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:48,994 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Good night, Margaret. 93 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:28,861 ...perhaps you'd explain why it is 94 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:31,388 that the satellite keeps on circling the Earth 95 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:34,391 instead of either flying off into space or dropping to the ground. 96 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:38,937 I'm not sure how I feel about a Russian satellite circling the Earth, 97 00:08:40,146 --> 00:08:42,524 just above our heads. What's it doing up there? 98 00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:45,068 Notionally, it's providing information 99 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:47,529 about the density of the Earth's upper atmosphere. 100 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:52,492 Of course, its darker purpose is to demonstrate to everyone 101 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,577 the extent of Russian military power 102 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:56,830 - and technical capacity. - Oh. 103 00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:58,915 The same rocket that launched this satellite 104 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,209 is capable of firing a nuclear warhead 105 00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:05,171 into enemy territory with pinpoint accuracy. 106 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:06,339 Wow. 107 00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:08,863 Imagine the effect this will have on the Americans. 108 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,845 A great crisis of self-doubt, if I'm not very much mistaken. 109 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:15,765 We must seize this opportunity to help the Americans 110 00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:19,352 and work together in a joint effort to meet the Russian threat. 111 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:23,773 That is the way to repair Anglo-American relations, which, as you know, 112 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:28,987 have deteriorated terribly due to the Suez Crisis. 113 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:34,075 Quite. You know, after the war they said that Einstein... 114 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:37,328 I am absolutely determined to restore the special relationship 115 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:39,080 that exists between our two countries. 116 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:44,294 We're bound by so much more than just language and shared history. 117 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,172 It's a kind of marriage. 118 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:50,967 As in any marriage, there'll be ups and downs, 119 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:54,512 but one must work to get things back on track. 120 00:09:58,141 --> 00:09:59,934 They say that listening's important. 121 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,687 In any marriage. 122 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:06,669 Does that mean then that we can learn just as much 123 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:08,443 from this satellite as the Russians? 124 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:20,663 And how are we going to do this? 125 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:25,293 I think the driver should drop me first, then take you on to the station. 126 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:26,795 Or I could wait. 127 00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:30,548 I don't think that would be wise. 128 00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:35,720 Why? How long do you need with him? 129 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:41,309 A day. Maybe two. 130 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,563 It's the last time, I promise. 131 00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:48,691 - Don't make promises you cannot keep. - No. 132 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:52,195 I'm determined to end it. It's time. 133 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:55,657 - Now that you're Prime Minister. - Yes, it is. 134 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:34,988 With a one, two, three, flash. 135 00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,906 Oh, quite magnificent. 136 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:38,241 Thank you, Martin. 137 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:40,076 Why does it always have to be Cecil Beaton 138 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,246 - taking my official birthday portrait? - What's wrong with Cecil? 139 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:47,250 When it came out last year, everyone said how pretty you looked. 140 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,711 No, they said how much I looked like you. 141 00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:51,462 Well, quite. 142 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:55,842 Fairy tales. 143 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:59,304 Yes, but he does it so well. 144 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,472 And to me, Your Royal Highness. 145 00:12:01,681 --> 00:12:03,850 A little less chin, and... 146 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:07,562 What do you think? 147 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:10,189 I asked my new lady-in-waiting here today... 148 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,524 Your Majesty. 149 00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:13,359 ...to offer her opinion, 150 00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:17,238 having at least one foot in the real world. 151 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:21,659 I think birthday portraits should evolve and mature with age. 152 00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:26,414 Like the subject. Show change in the character. Complexity. 153 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:28,416 Reality. 154 00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:34,005 No one wants complexity and reality from us. 155 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,660 Do sit down. 156 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:40,077 People have enough of that in their own lives. 157 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:44,641 - They want us to help them escape. - Indeed, Your Majesty. 158 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,268 Imagine this, if you will. 159 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:53,399 A young woman, a commonplace creature, she sits in her drab little scullery. 160 00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:57,403 So much work to do. So much washing-up. 161 00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:01,324 How she longs for comfort, for hope. 162 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:04,160 And again. One, two, three and flash. 163 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:09,999 She wants to believe her life has some meaning beyond chores. 164 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:15,046 She opens a magazine and she sees Her Royal Highness's photograph. 165 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:19,509 For one glorious, transforming moment, 166 00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,678 she becomes a princess, too. 167 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:27,517 She is lifted out of her miserable, pitiful reality into a fantasy. 168 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:35,191 Later, she will step out of her house 169 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:40,279 in a new neckerchief, perhaps, for which she has saved. 170 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:44,617 Oh, she will hold her head up high. She is renewed. 171 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,454 And all thanks to you, Your Royal Highness, 172 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:53,084 and to the ideal which you represent. 173 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:57,839 And now, with a one, two, three and flash. 174 00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,924 Quite marvelous. 175 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:02,927 Ding-dong, the bells are ringing 176 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,930 Ding-dong, the angels are singing 177 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:10,768 Ding-dong, the bells are ringing for you and I... 178 00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,062 It's good news all round. 179 00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:25,408 In the 20 or so years we have known the hapless, misshapen crane 180 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,994 that is Billy Wallace, has any woman ever looked at him 181 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,746 as an object of desire? 182 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:30,955 I mean, even remotely? 183 00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:33,666 Certainly not. 184 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,085 Then how can one begin to explain that? 185 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,951 Ma'am, Lord Blandford just telephoned to apologize 186 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:11,788 and say that Mr. Wallace may be indisposed this evening. 187 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,957 He can't be indisposed. We're announcing our engagement. 188 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:18,377 Something about an injury. Rather a serious injury. 189 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,311 - Where is he? - Your Highness. 190 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,896 Oh. 191 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:43,861 Her Royal Highness, the Princess Margaret. 192 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,550 - Out of my way. - Oh, shit. 193 00:15:45,822 --> 00:15:47,907 No, you must keep your leg up, sir. 194 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,283 Billy? 195 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,952 It's all right, Simpson. 196 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,298 Well, what's going on? It's our announcement this evening. 197 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:09,011 Unforeseen circs, I'm afraid. Rather a dust-up in the early hours. 198 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:11,848 Are you drunk? 199 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:15,226 Don't be like that. I had to do something for the pain. 200 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,937 - Well, what happened? - Wait till you hear. 201 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,981 You'll laugh till you spit. 202 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:23,151 Your friend Tennant rather took offense at something I did. 203 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:24,986 You came to blows with Colin? 204 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:27,196 I believe the word "duel" was mentioned. 205 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,198 A duel? 206 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,827 Tennant issued the challenge. 207 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,163 A little childish in this day and age if you ask me, 208 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:37,415 but a duel is a duel, so I stepped up to the mark. 209 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,669 That's what a gentleman does. 210 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:43,462 No! 211 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:51,304 If I'm completely honest, a little drink had been taken during the night. 212 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:56,309 But we faced the dawn with clear heads and strong hearts. 213 00:16:58,394 --> 00:17:02,440 Now, Tennant wanted to motor up to Glen to get his father's old pistols. 214 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,901 It would've been quite ridiculous. Much too far away. 215 00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:06,402 So, Blandford offered his. 216 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,658 It was a bloody stupid mistake. 217 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,533 A duel is notjust a test of marksmanship. 218 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,136 It's a test of character. 219 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,080 Ten paces. 220 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,001 One, two, 221 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,670 three, four, 222 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,132 five, six, 223 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:32,887 seven, eight, nine, 224 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,097 ten. 225 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,728 Fucker shot me in the leg. Bloody awful thing. 226 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,856 Anyway, I survived with a small flesh wound. 227 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,027 And why was he angry with you? 228 00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:52,823 It's the strangest thing, but ever since word got out about our engagement, 229 00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:56,035 I've found myself quite the center of attention. 230 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,454 It's as though every good-looking girl on Earth 231 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:01,207 has taken the news as a personal challenge. 232 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,752 I'm not used to the idea of being a beau, 233 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,003 much less a catch. 234 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,131 Seems to have gone to my head rather. 235 00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:12,718 Had a bit of a fumble at Blenheim. 236 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:16,555 She was rather a beauty. She's in pictures, you know. An actress. 237 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:21,143 Anyway, Tennant got wind of it and got very cross. 238 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,360 Yes, with reason. 239 00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:36,659 You pathetic, weak, contemptible fool. 240 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,706 I never even wanted to marry you. 241 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,709 You were only ever an act of charity. 242 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,377 Or desperation. 243 00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:50,548 And now you insult me? You? 244 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:52,985 People like you don't get to insult people like me. 245 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:54,510 You get to be eternally grateful. 246 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,391 And you've quite the way with women. 247 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,269 Take a look at this face. 248 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:07,148 A picture of disappointment and disgust. 249 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,445 This is the look that every woman you ever know will come to share. 250 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:17,158 This is what the next 40 years of your life will look like. 251 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:27,585 Margaret... 252 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:29,295 Margaret! 253 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,830 Shit. 254 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,187 Ma'am, I've been asked to tell you 255 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,774 that Princess Margaret will not be announcing the engagement this evening. 256 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,486 Her Royal Highness said she'll explain everything later. 257 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,321 Yes, I'm sure she will. Thank you, Michael. 258 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,739 Thank you, ma'am. 259 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,971 All right, all right, settle down. 260 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,724 So on my recent tour of the Pacific, 261 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,019 I was introduced to a man who said to me, 262 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:31,899 "My wife is a doctor of philosophy and much more important than I am." 263 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,320 To which I could only reply, 264 00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,906 "Yes, sir, we have that trouble in our family too." 265 00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:46,372 You know, when I imagined our marriage in the early days, 266 00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:52,169 I imagined two people welded together into some sort of combined existence. 267 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,214 Ten years. 268 00:20:55,714 --> 00:21:00,553 Ten years has taught me the secret of a successful marriage 269 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,139 is actually to have different interests. 270 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:07,476 Well, different interests, but not entirely different. 271 00:21:13,274 --> 00:21:14,775 It's a funny business. 272 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:18,154 One sees the whole of the other person. 273 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:20,865 You see even that part of them that they don't see themselves, 274 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:25,244 and presumably, they see that hidden part of you. 275 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:32,960 One ends up knowing more about one's partner than they know about themselves. 276 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:37,298 And it can be pretty tough to keep quiet about it. 277 00:21:37,423 --> 00:21:38,549 So you have to... 278 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,177 You have to come to an accommodation, 279 00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:46,182 an arrangement, a deal, if you like, 280 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,225 to take the rough with the smooth. 281 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,398 But the extraordinary thing is, 282 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,568 down there in the rough, 283 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:01,822 in the long reeds of difficulty and pain, 284 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,785 that is where you find the treasure. 285 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,124 So I would like to propose a toast... 286 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,669 In the name of love. 287 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,257 In the name of our beloved country. 288 00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:23,177 In the name of steadfastness. 289 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,681 In the name of another ten marvelous years. 290 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:35,523 I give you mon petit chou... 291 00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:42,696 Lilibet... 292 00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:45,991 Elizabeth... 293 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:49,578 The Queen. 294 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,044 The Queen! 295 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:04,737 You happy people 296 00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:10,993 The laugh's and the joke's on me 297 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:19,126 Pardon me 298 00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:24,340 But I've got to run 299 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:30,596 Though the fact's uncommonly clear 300 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,185 Got to find 301 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:43,442 Who's now number one 302 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:51,784 And why my angel eyes 303 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,583 Where 304 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:08,092 Is my angel eyes? 305 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:15,182 Excuse me 306 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:25,025 While I disappear 307 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:35,285 Angel eyes 308 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:41,792 Angel eyes 309 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,813 We're sending you to the newsroom at Alexandra Palace. 310 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,767 President Eisenhower has spoken warmly of the special relationship 311 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,562 that exists between Britain and the United States. 312 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:05,816 Prime Minister Macmillan and I will do everything we can 313 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,527 to strengthen and repair 314 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,072 the long-term bonds which have bound together the... 315 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,411 But I can't. I can't. 316 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,622 I want only you. 317 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:26,879 I've tried again with Harold. Tried and tried. 318 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,340 I know, I know. 319 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:31,967 I just can't. 320 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:35,637 I can't have him touch me, be near me. 321 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:40,058 His weakness repels me. 322 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:44,438 His love disgusts me. 323 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,793 Good morning! 324 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,462 Oh, darling, what a mess. 325 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:13,884 It is the most beautiful day. 326 00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:19,348 I've brought something to cheer you up. 327 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,060 Cecil's magnificent work. 328 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:26,146 He's quite outdone himself this time. 329 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:31,902 I can tell you which one I would choose as the official birthday portrait, 330 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,113 and Cecil immediately agreed. 331 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:38,742 But of course, it's for you to decide. 332 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,295 And with regards to Billy Wallace... 333 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,363 Don't mention that name. 334 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,740 I've had him on the telephone to me all morning, 335 00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:20,158 quite distraught. 336 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,119 Then his mother, then his grandmother... 337 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,037 I'm never speaking to him again. 338 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,248 Then we will find you someone else. 339 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,629 Look, I don't want you to find me anyone. 340 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,798 Moritz, Landgrave of Hesse. 341 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:37,384 He's a distant cousin. 342 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:41,179 Now his mother was a Catholic, but their lands are still intact, 343 00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:43,849 and he gives a very good show of himself on the polo field... 344 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:45,267 No one! 345 00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:49,146 Someone suggested Prince Christian of Hanover, 346 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:51,315 a descendant of Queen Victoria. 347 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:55,652 Served in the Luftwaffe, but we won't hold that against him. 348 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,323 I do know what the official duties of a lady-in-waiting are. 349 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,868 Accompanying me on foreign trips, dealing with my mail. 350 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,705 Do you suppose it might also include 351 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,540 helping me climb over the wall to escape? 352 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,418 I just can't bear it anymore. 353 00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:14,379 I'm having some people to dinner, tonight. 354 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,133 What, normal people? 355 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,135 Yes, they're all normal. 356 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,264 But in their own way, they're all quite exceptional, too. 357 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,641 You can go. 358 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,324 And possibly not deferential. 359 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:33,398 That's fine. As long as they still meet the main requirements. 360 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:34,983 Which are? 361 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:41,907 That none of them breeds horses, owns land or knows my mother. 362 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,973 All right, all of you. 363 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,267 Hello. 364 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:10,644 Everyone. 365 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,855 I'd like you to say hello to our guest of honor, 366 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:16,817 Her Royal Highness, the Princess Margaret. 367 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:21,154 Hello. 368 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,702 Are you ready, ma'am? Here come the introductions. 369 00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:28,745 Here we have Dudley on the piano. 370 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:33,000 And this here is Shilpa. 371 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:14,041 Feeling a little left out, 372 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,919 and you're thinking to yourself, 373 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:21,381 "These dabblers and freaks all seem to know one another very well." 374 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,175 Hmm? 375 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,849 And you'd be absolutely right. 376 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:33,935 Now, be honest. 377 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:38,356 Can you remember any of their names? 378 00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:42,527 No, not really. 379 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:44,237 Can't remember me either? 380 00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:46,073 What, we've met? 381 00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,491 We have. 382 00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:50,410 Where have we met? 383 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,370 Perhaps it'll come to you. 384 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:54,581 Now, where to begin... 385 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:58,126 Ah. Far corner. 386 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:01,296 The irresistible so-and-so with the mustard-colored polo neck. 387 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:05,383 - Irresistible? - Oh, come on, a nine, surely? 388 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,177 Seven. 389 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,846 He's called Jeremy, he's heir to a chocolate fortune. 390 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,849 Married to the blonde beauty opposite. 391 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:16,561 - Oh, she's an eight. - Isn't she? 392 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,606 Yes, they dazzle in public, those two. 393 00:32:20,816 --> 00:32:22,442 They don't disappoint in private either. 394 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,820 More of that another time, I think. 395 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,071 Who's next? 396 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:30,200 Ah, yes. Our flushed and fleshy friend in paisley. 397 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,495 His name's Ken Russell, makes documentaries for the BBC. 398 00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:35,413 Travels everywhere on a bus. 399 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,670 You've probably never been on a bus, have you? 400 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,799 - No. - Pity. 401 00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:48,051 You really do meet the best people. 402 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:55,267 Tell me about the woman with the extraordinary eyes. 403 00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,187 Baroness Frankenstein. 404 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:04,609 She played opposite Boris Karloff in that movie, you know. Actress. 405 00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:06,236 - Oh? - No one can quite make out 406 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,655 why she left a rather brilliant film producer 407 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:10,574 for a dreary politician. 408 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,829 - Oh? - His name's John Profumo. 409 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,622 Fucking dull. 410 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,292 It's true, it's true. But, 411 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,544 the older gentleman beside him... 412 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:25,839 Oh, no, no, no. I know who that one is. That's John Betjeman, the poet. 413 00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:27,799 Um... 414 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:33,847 "Books from Boots' and country lanes Free speech, free passes..." 415 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,850 "Class distinction" 416 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:37,559 "Distinction 417 00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:41,146 - "Democracy... - "Democracy 418 00:33:41,229 --> 00:33:44,024 "and proper drains." 419 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:46,818 Just so. 420 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:53,241 Is it really true he has two wives? 421 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:55,952 I hope so. 422 00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,413 Better if he has three. 423 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,375 We don't want anyone conventional around here. 424 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,010 Now, tell me about you. 425 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:14,304 - Oh, God, you really don't remember. - No. 426 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:17,390 Hmm. I'm a photographer. 427 00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,977 Oh, the wedding photographer? 428 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:23,605 Ah, that was a favor. That's not my normal line of work. 429 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,106 What is? 430 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,484 This. 431 00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:31,321 Ah! 432 00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,574 - What, these are yours? - Yes. 433 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,244 Portraits? 434 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:41,623 Hmm... I don't like that word. It's so stuffy and traditional. 435 00:34:41,957 --> 00:34:44,542 Oh, sorry. What are they, then? 436 00:34:45,961 --> 00:34:47,712 People, faces. 437 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:50,340 They're the most interesting subject that I've found so far. 438 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:55,595 If you can think of anything more interesting, do let me know. 439 00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,140 Oh, I like them. 440 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:04,896 It's as if there's no camera at all. You've caught them off guard. 441 00:35:05,272 --> 00:35:08,984 - It's all luck, really. - You've made the ugliness beautiful. 442 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:12,404 I despise posturing and pretentiousness and humbug. 443 00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,573 Don't you? 444 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,703 Is that why you took up photography? 445 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,038 Maybe. 446 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:25,792 Maybe it's just a good way to get behind closed doors. 447 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:27,645 Somebody's door in particular? 448 00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:28,962 Just doors generally. 449 00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,631 A facade is only useful as a marker 450 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,967 for something one has to get behind or beyond. 451 00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:36,136 The surface is so dreary, don't you think? 452 00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:39,326 What people want to show of themselves, the idealized version, 453 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:41,474 is of no interest to me. 454 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:45,603 What people hide, that interests me. 455 00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:51,693 But you get so close. 456 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,863 Isn't it rather an intrusion? 457 00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:59,075 It's very much an intrusion, yes. That's exactly what photography is. 458 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,787 I use a small Leica, nothing fancy, 459 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:05,999 and natural light, which means that I can prowl around. 460 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:09,252 All the while I'm getting closer and closer, 461 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:10,962 and in the end, it's kind of like... 462 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:14,049 - Well, it's, uh... - Intrusion. 463 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:18,928 Intimacy. 464 00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:40,760 How would you feel about taking my photograph? 465 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:42,118 Well, I'd consider it. 466 00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:44,913 On one condition. 467 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:50,168 - Go on. - When you come to my slum studio, 468 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:52,796 you leave the titles and princess outside. 469 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:56,591 - I'd be happy to. - And for the duration of the session, 470 00:36:56,674 --> 00:36:58,301 you do everything I say. 471 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,097 Don't look like that. 472 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:04,682 You're dying to, admit it. 473 00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:08,478 Dying to what? 474 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:10,980 Be a supplicant. 475 00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:15,193 I can tell. 476 00:37:19,322 --> 00:37:22,409 It was the first room I've ever been to where nobody got up, 477 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,786 bowed, curtsied. 478 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:26,972 Some just carried on having conversations 479 00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:28,623 as if I wasn't there at all. 480 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:32,377 Those that did talk to me did with such indifference 481 00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:37,465 or nonchalance, it verged on impertinence. 482 00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:40,468 There was this one in particular. 483 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:43,596 - Tony. - Anthony, surely? 484 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,098 No, he insisted. 485 00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:49,519 Tony. Armstrong-Jones. He's this photographer. 486 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:52,480 - Like Cecil? - Oh, no, nothing like Cecil. 487 00:37:52,564 --> 00:37:54,190 Couldn't be less like Cecil. 488 00:37:54,732 --> 00:37:57,360 Well, maybe a bit like Cecil, in that he's obviously queer. 489 00:37:57,986 --> 00:38:00,238 Though interestingly, Elizabeth denies it. 490 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:01,531 Elizabeth who? 491 00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:05,743 Cavendish. I called her when I got home last night and interrogated her. 492 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:09,456 "What are the five most important things I need to know about that man?" 493 00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:10,790 Why five? 494 00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:12,834 I don't know. It felt like the right number. 495 00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:16,588 - Why not three? - He's more interesting than three. 496 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,048 So, what did she say? 497 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,176 One, that he's Welsh. 498 00:38:21,259 --> 00:38:23,845 - Is that interesting? - No, not particularly. 499 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,764 That he had polio as a child. 500 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,393 That he has a passion for inventing things. 501 00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:33,688 And he would never dream of being anything as straightforward 502 00:38:33,771 --> 00:38:35,106 as "simply queer." 503 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,774 What on earth does that mean? 504 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,568 I'm not altogether sure. 505 00:38:39,694 --> 00:38:43,323 But I'm also not incurious to find out. 506 00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:44,991 What was number five? 507 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:46,367 You can go. 508 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:48,828 - That was five. - No, Margaret, that was four. 509 00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:50,830 All right. Five is... 510 00:38:52,874 --> 00:38:54,042 I liked him. 511 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:56,961 Yes, I can tell that. 512 00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:01,841 - There's a contempt in him. - What for? 513 00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:06,971 For me. For us. 514 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,850 For everything we represent. 515 00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,980 Though I actually think you'd like him. 516 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,734 That's what's so dangerous about him. 517 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:22,278 Upstairs. 518 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:02,777 Right. 519 00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:08,555 Wait there. 520 00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:14,414 Back in a minute. 521 00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:53,448 Don't smile like that. 522 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,576 It's lovely, but don't. 523 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,036 Too lovely? 524 00:43:01,414 --> 00:43:04,041 - For my tastes, yes. - Oh, I see. 525 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:07,336 You'd prefer me to be unlovely? 526 00:43:08,546 --> 00:43:10,214 I'd prefer you to be yourself. 527 00:43:10,298 --> 00:43:12,467 Though I realize that's asking the impossible. 528 00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:14,010 Why? 529 00:43:15,178 --> 00:43:17,054 Because I'm uncooperative? 530 00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:19,575 Because you have no idea who you are. 531 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:20,725 Look to the window. 532 00:43:21,225 --> 00:43:24,562 - I know perfectly well. - No, not the faintest idea. 533 00:43:26,314 --> 00:43:27,565 Window. 534 00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:41,162 We don't know who you are, either. 535 00:43:43,414 --> 00:43:45,666 The rest of us, outside the palace gates. 536 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:49,003 That's because we keep feeding you the fairy tale. 537 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:57,678 Like this. 538 00:44:04,852 --> 00:44:06,145 Ah. 539 00:44:09,232 --> 00:44:10,566 Jesus. 540 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,318 I'm sorry, but... 541 00:44:14,570 --> 00:44:16,280 Cecil is a disgrace. 542 00:44:19,242 --> 00:44:21,160 Well, he's been good to the family. 543 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:24,330 Why would you care about the family? 544 00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:28,125 Have they been good to you? 545 00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:32,839 They're my family. 546 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:35,675 Yes. 547 00:44:42,014 --> 00:44:44,183 But that business with Peter Townsend. 548 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:48,312 Cruel. 549 00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:57,071 Was he really as dreary as he seemed? 550 00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:05,121 He was decent and old-fashioned. 551 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,293 Easy qualities to mock. 552 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:19,760 Easy to miss, too. 553 00:46:03,054 --> 00:46:04,639 Do you miss him? 554 00:46:14,315 --> 00:46:15,733 Sometimes. 555 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,074 Got it. Right. Back to my place for a drink? 556 00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:27,203 Your place? Where's that? 557 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:30,164 Well, get dressed and I'll show you. 558 00:46:50,518 --> 00:46:54,355 So, this is home. 559 00:46:56,899 --> 00:46:59,026 Oh. It's marvelous. 560 00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:09,161 - Whiskey or Cinzano? - Whiskey, please. 561 00:47:19,130 --> 00:47:20,381 Who's she? 562 00:47:23,509 --> 00:47:26,637 - A friend. - What kind of friend? 563 00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:28,639 A friend. 564 00:47:30,266 --> 00:47:31,475 And this one? 565 00:47:32,184 --> 00:47:33,824 Couldn't you have cheered her up a little? 566 00:47:34,103 --> 00:47:36,981 That's Sarah Macmillan, the Prime Minister's daughter. 567 00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,441 Or is she? 568 00:47:39,108 --> 00:47:40,443 Word is not. 569 00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:45,031 - That she's Bob Boothby's love child. - No. 570 00:47:45,114 --> 00:47:48,451 Mmm. Thirty years they say the affair's been going on, 571 00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:50,578 right under the PM's nose. Can you imagine? 572 00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:55,458 I don't think I'm ever going to get married. 573 00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:58,544 Quite right. 574 00:47:59,295 --> 00:48:00,713 Ghastly business. 575 00:48:02,548 --> 00:48:04,425 It makes being happy so very difficult. 576 00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:12,391 Oh, what's this? 577 00:48:13,392 --> 00:48:15,978 Oh, it's something I'm working on. A design. 578 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,522 It's fragile, get off. 579 00:48:21,025 --> 00:48:22,443 Oh, sorry. 580 00:48:24,695 --> 00:48:27,990 Here, come and have a look at this. This might amuse you. 581 00:48:36,290 --> 00:48:39,960 - What, people have signed their names? - Well, their nicknames, yes. 582 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:43,881 - Who's Tigger? - Cleo Laine. 583 00:48:47,259 --> 00:48:49,804 - Snitch? - Dirk Bogarde. 584 00:48:53,349 --> 00:48:55,351 Oh, look. You already have a princess. 585 00:48:56,685 --> 00:48:57,978 That's Tony Richardson. 586 00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:00,773 Will you sign? 587 00:49:02,108 --> 00:49:03,859 I keep a diamond for the purpose. 588 00:49:05,111 --> 00:49:06,362 Go on. 589 00:49:07,113 --> 00:49:09,240 I'm not sure I've ever had a nickname. 590 00:49:10,449 --> 00:49:11,659 What shall I put? 591 00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:15,079 Something that'll throw them off the scent. 592 00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:17,164 Beryl. 593 00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:19,458 - Beryl? - Mmm. 594 00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:22,086 All right. 595 00:49:39,103 --> 00:49:40,479 It rhymes with peril. 596 00:49:47,319 --> 00:49:48,654 Put it back. 597 00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:54,326 Right. 598 00:49:55,411 --> 00:49:58,372 - Shall we look at the photograph? - Yes. 599 00:50:57,014 --> 00:50:58,182 Right. 600 00:51:12,738 --> 00:51:13,948 First... 601 00:51:16,325 --> 00:51:17,576 The chemicals. 602 00:51:30,673 --> 00:51:32,925 - You know, when we first met, - Mmm? 603 00:51:34,677 --> 00:51:36,512 I was sure you were queer. 604 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:46,230 Why? 605 00:51:47,648 --> 00:51:49,316 Just the way you talked to women. 606 00:51:49,441 --> 00:51:51,193 Understood women. 607 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:06,875 Then you put it into the water. 608 00:52:10,337 --> 00:52:12,047 - Here? - Mmm-hmm. 609 00:52:15,718 --> 00:52:20,472 Not to mention your tidy little hips, your vanity and fastidiousness. 610 00:52:21,932 --> 00:52:23,350 I'm not vain. 611 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,311 Mmm. 612 00:52:25,394 --> 00:52:26,854 You're insufferably vain. 613 00:52:30,524 --> 00:52:31,942 But now I see you're not queer. 614 00:52:35,112 --> 00:52:38,324 Then you put it into the fixer. 615 00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:48,125 This whole routine is far too practiced and well-oiled. 616 00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:52,588 Woman after woman has been here before me. 617 00:52:55,841 --> 00:52:57,009 Beautiful women. 618 00:52:58,594 --> 00:52:59,595 Mmm-hmm. 619 00:53:00,637 --> 00:53:02,014 Then... 620 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,396 We hang her up. 621 00:53:21,867 --> 00:53:23,285 What do you think? 622 00:53:27,498 --> 00:53:29,583 It's a Margaret I've never seen before. 623 00:53:31,752 --> 00:53:35,255 - No one's ever seen before. - No. 624 00:53:38,592 --> 00:53:41,470 Because in this photo, you're not a princess anymore. 625 00:53:46,683 --> 00:53:48,644 There's someone I would like you to send it to. 626 00:53:50,896 --> 00:53:52,398 Can I give you an address? 627 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,110 Sure. 628 00:53:57,861 --> 00:53:59,696 - Then I must go. - Mmm. 629 00:54:03,409 --> 00:54:04,618 You, um... 630 00:54:06,245 --> 00:54:07,871 You won't stay a little longer? 631 00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:10,541 No. 632 00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:13,168 This is where the routine ends. 633 00:54:15,587 --> 00:54:16,755 For now. 634 00:54:18,549 --> 00:54:19,800 All right. 635 00:54:21,218 --> 00:54:22,428 Did you come with a driver? 636 00:54:23,387 --> 00:54:25,597 Yes, he's waiting outside. 637 00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:27,766 Good. Then he can follow us. 638 00:54:47,161 --> 00:54:49,663 We are most honored to have been guests 639 00:54:49,746 --> 00:54:52,332 in Your Majesty's beautiful home. 640 00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:05,554 Hold tight. 641 00:55:22,529 --> 00:55:24,239 Thank you so much for coming. 642 00:55:24,323 --> 00:55:25,532 It's been a pleasure. 643 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,826 Thank you very much. 644 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:33,582 - God, I thought that would never end. - Yes, it did go on rather. 645 00:55:33,665 --> 00:55:36,460 On and on and on and on. 646 00:55:37,127 --> 00:55:38,587 Mmm. 647 00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:09,034 Definitely not queer. 648 00:56:13,622 --> 00:56:14,957 Keep it. 649 00:56:35,269 --> 00:56:39,856 My love must be a kind of blind love 650 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:47,489 I can't see anyone but you 651 00:56:50,826 --> 00:56:52,035 Sha bop, sha bop 652 00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:55,414 Sha bop, sha bop 653 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:00,002 Sha bop, sha bop 654 00:57:02,879 --> 00:57:04,089 Sha bop, sha bop 655 00:57:06,508 --> 00:57:07,759 Sha bop, sha bop 656 00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:12,723 - Are the stars out tonight? - Sha bop, sha bop 657 00:57:15,392 --> 00:57:16,768 Sha bop, sha bop 658 00:57:16,852 --> 00:57:21,523 - I don't know if it's cloudy or bright - Sha bop, sha bop 659 00:57:23,108 --> 00:57:27,863 I only have eyes 660 00:57:30,032 --> 00:57:33,327 For you 661 00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:37,831 Dear 662 00:57:40,626 --> 00:57:42,002 Sha bop, sha bop 663 00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:47,758 - The moon may be high - Sha bop, sha bop 664 00:57:50,469 --> 00:57:56,099 - But I can't see a thing in the sky - Sha bop, sha bop 665 00:57:56,725 --> 00:58:00,562 I only have eyes 666 00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:07,569 For you 667 00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:19,790 I don't know if 668 00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:26,338 We're in a garden 669 00:58:33,512 --> 00:58:37,516 Or on the crowded 670 00:58:39,851 --> 00:58:42,521 Avenue 671 00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:49,444 Sha bop, sha bop 672 00:58:49,528 --> 00:58:51,697 You are here 673 00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:53,365 Night. 674 00:58:54,157 --> 00:58:55,492 Good night. 675 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,244 And so am I 676 00:58:58,787 --> 00:59:03,875 - Maybe millions of people go by - Sha bop, sha bop 677 00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:09,756 But they all disappear 678 00:59:12,467 --> 00:59:15,387 From view 679 00:59:21,184 --> 00:59:26,231 And I only have eyes 680 00:59:29,901 --> 00:59:32,696 - For you - Sha bop, sha bop 681 00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:35,949 Good gracious! 682 00:59:36,116 --> 00:59:37,617 Sha bop, sha bop 683 00:59:40,537 --> 00:59:41,788 Sha bop, sha bop 684 00:59:49,212 --> 00:59:50,922 Ooh la la! 685 01:00:09,566 --> 01:00:10,567 Oh. 686 01:00:24,206 --> 01:00:26,500 - There you are. - Finally. 687 01:00:37,052 --> 01:00:39,054 - Oh, I say. - What is it? 688 01:00:55,946 --> 01:00:57,030 It appears she's... 689 01:00:57,113 --> 01:00:58,114 Naked. 690 01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:01,868 Yes.