[rat squeaking]
- There, Slash, you see?
Months ago, Kurtzman was tracking
the creature, but it vanished.
I thought it was a hoax until these reports
started to resurface.
- You sure some normal didn't see one of us
and think it was dinosaur?
[low rumble]
- [clears throat]
[low rumbling]
- Think that's Leatherhead and Pigeon Pete?
- No, they're searching the south side of the sewers.
Ohm...
I can feel its presence.
[rumbling]
- Uh, Doc?
- I can't grasp its mind.
It's frenzied, chaotic.
Alien.
[stone cracking]
[yells]
- [growling]
- Incredible. He's real.
- [coughing]
Mutaters, smash them all.
- Ah!
- Lights out. [grunts]
- [growls]
- [grunts] - [roars]
- Ugh! [groans]
- [coughs]
Mission, uh, the orders, they say...
[coughs]
- Warped mind or not, you can't withstand this!
- [growls] Crush them all!
- [squeals]
- ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
♪ Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪
♪ On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪
♪ So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪
♪ Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪
♪ Can't stop these radical dudes ♪
♪ The secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪
♪ Emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪
♪ The good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪
♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪
♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪
♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪
♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪
♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪
♪ Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪
♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
- Yes, the final episode.
- Mikey, Raph is gonna be super ticked if we watch
the "Crognard" finale without him.
- Oh, yeah? Well the "Crognard" finale's
gonna be super ticked Raph didn't show up on time
to watch it.
[dramatic music]
- Crognard, to do battle with the Dread Dragon.
Wigglepuss of the Gray Northern Middle Mountains of Moorerless
is to court destruction.
- Fret not, friend Spooch and wise Wizardess,
for I, Crognard the Barbarian, will cleave
the Dread Dragon Wigglepuss in two
and feast upon its entrails.
Huzzah!
[dragon roars]
- Mm! Spooch hope Crognard demolishes
that dumb old dragon, spooch, spooch!
♪ ♪
[dragon roars]
- Huzzah!
[dragon chewing]
- Spooch!
[dragon roars]
[lounge music plays]
- That's it?
After all those adventures, he just bites it?
What kind of anti-climate ending is that?
- Anti-climactic. [phone rings]
Wow, talk about a bummer ending.
Hey, do you think... - [gasps]
Sh, sh, sh, you guys! It's Raph.
Uh, be cool, be cool. [clears throat]
Uh, hey, man, what's... Uh, what's... what's going down?
- You jerks didn't watch the "Crognard" finale
while I'm stuck on Shredder patrol, right?
- Who, us? No, of course not.
But I bet if we did watch it,
we'd have found it incredibly anti-climate... climactic.
- Yeah, well, you better wait until...
- Raphael! - [gasps]
(Rockwell) We need your help.
- [groans] Rockwell?
[suspenseful music]
[rat squeaks]
♪ ♪
- Doc, where are they?
- Where is "he,"
or should I say "it," is the better question.
And the answer is "gone," for now.
- What kind of "it" can knock Slash out cold?
- A being not of this world.
Something beyond monstrous.
Something I fear will... - Dino-Man!
- Ugh. Wait, Dino-Man?
Some kind of mutant?
- No, perhaps it's a dinosaur offshoot,
evolved in secret over hundreds of millions of years.
- He's an alien.
Where you going, brother?
- If some dino-alien is living in my sewers
and beating up my friends, then I'm gonna return the favor.
- Do be careful.
He's confused, unpredictable, frantic...
- And hits like a runaway bus. [groans]
- Noted. Now get back to the lair
so Splinter can patch you up.
Dino-Man's got a head start. I aim to catch up.
- Be warned, Raphael! He is possibly
the most powerful creature we've ever encountered!
[line trilling] - Raph's not picking up.
Maybe he's in trouble.
- Any luck on your end, Mikey?
- Nada. The "Crognard" fan sites
all say that really was the last episode.
What a bust.
- I meant have you found Raph?
Really, though?
There wasn't, like, a movie or something after?
- Raphael is searching the sewers
for the Dino-Man.
- Thank you, narrator?
- Whoa.
How long can a giant dinosaur stay hidden
in a little sewer?
[low humming]
- [gasping]
- [grunts]
- Rockwell, what happened?
- Did you say, "Dino-Man"?
As in urban legend Dino-Man from the news?
- He's no legend. He's real.
And he's more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Alas, we tried to stop Raphael from going alone, but...
- That hothead's about to get himself
into some hot water.
[dramatic music]
[gurgling water]
- Huh?
♪ ♪
- [growling]
- What the heck?
- Zog's ready. [coughs]
The beacon... orders must triangulate now.
- Back off, Dino-Man! - [roars]
- Whoa, whoa!
- [roars]
- Easy, big guy.
Look, man, I don't want to hurt you,
and I'm not sure I can.
- [coughs] Mutaters are close.
[snorts and roars]
Command! - [whimpers]
[rocks crumbling]
[coughing]
Faster than he looks.
- [roaring] - [yelps]
Whoa! - [roaring]
- [shouts]
- [roars]
- [shrieks]
Aah!
- [roars]
All explosions zero on mission status!
[coughs] Command.
Orders!
- I got your orders right here!
- Power to the Triceraton Empire.
Destroy the Kraang!
- [struggling] - [roaring]
- You're after the Kraang? - [grunts]
- Well, I got good news for you. - [roars]
- We kicked their butts back to Dimension X.
Ah!
[struggling]
- Captain Mozar, orders, now. Ah!
[coughs] Orders for the beacon!
- [struggling] Orders are... stop!
- On whose authority?
- Uh, me!
Commander, uh, Zoraph in charge.
Here, now, of you!
Please don't crush me!
- [growls] - [struggles]
[panting]
- Zog reporting for duty, sir.
[coughs]
Alert Tri-Troops to Kraang! Smash them to bits!
[coughs]
- Uh... so that actually worked?
- Orders, sir?
- Oh, uh, right.
So you think they're out there, soldier?
Then I order you to find the Kraang.
- Zog has the trail as Zoraph commands.
Head down, horns up! [rocks smash]
- Well, this day is getting awesome.
[dragon roars] - [yelps]
[tape rewinds]
[dragon roars]
- Aw, yeah! Fixed it!
See? Now he wins.
[phone rings]
- It's Raph.
Dude, where are you? We've been calling.
[train horn blows]
[rocks grinding]
- About time.
- All right, we're here.
What's this all about?
- [growls]
[all gasp]
[yells] - Aah!
- Yo, hold up!
False alarm, Zog.
- Holy chalupa.
The Dino-Man's real?
- And you tamed him?
- Sorta. He likes smashing stuff.
Isn't that right, soldier?
- [growls]
- Hold up, Raph.
Did you forget the part where he beat down
half the Mighty Mutanimals?
- Just trust me. I'll explain on the way.
Go get 'em, soldier!
- On the way where? - The Kraang.
- Dude, the Kraang are gone.
We kicked them back to Dimension X, remember?
And then we ate pizza and break danced,
and I threw up, 'cause...
- No, man. Zog says they're still here
and he can sniff them out.
Huh, Zog?
- Zog! [Coughs] Zog will lead to Kraang.
Beacon needed!
[coughs] Destruction to the mutaters.
- You tell them, soldier.
Old Zog's spaceship crash-landed a few months back.
He's been taking out the Kraang's secret bases
ever since. He's on our side.
- And you trust him?
- Well, we bonded over a mutual love
of destruction.
What's up, Zog? You find something?
- [sniffs and coughs]
- What's wrong with him? Is he sick?
- [coughing] - I'm starting to understand
his backwards talk.
His people, the Triceratons, need nitrogen to breathe.
- And the part where he calls you Commander Zoraph
and does everything you say?
- Hey, I saw a chance to have an attack dino,
and I took it. What's the big deal?
He needs a leader, and I'm leading.
- [growling] - I don't know about this.
- Well, he's a mostly rational guy.
Aren't you, Zog?
- Stomp the mutaters!
[dramatic music]
Man your battle stations!
[rocks crumbling] The invasion begins!
- You were saying?
- It is the one called the Turtles.
- Whoa, Zog was right. The Kraang are back.
- And the one called Tri-Tri-Tri-Tri-Triceraton.
[electronic whirring]
- Kraang, destroy for Kraang.
- Mikey destroys for Mikey.
- Hiya! I don't miss these guys...
But I do miss doing that.
- Biotroids, engage!
[electronic whirring]
- Me and Zog will take these goons.
- [growls] - Head down, horns up.
- Mutaters!
[grunting]
- [squealing]
- [screeches] [flatulence]
- [yells]
[roaring]
- [squeals]
- [yells]
Zoraph will...
[coughs] Make your invasion defeat.
[splats] To the end.
- [squeals]
- You tell 'em, Zog!
[electronic whirring]
- [grunts] [Kraangdroid thuds]
- Whoa. Hey, thanks, big guy.
- Alert the beacon. Send the troops.
The Kraang... [coughs]
Have the back door to space!
- Uh, can we come back to that?
I'm about to pinpoint Kraang's secret hideout.
- Kraang! [glass shatters]
- Whoa!
Or we could just smash it to pieces
and never find out where it is.
- [yelling] - Ah!
- And that's for Crognard!
- Are your really still mad about the finale?
- Aha! I knew you watched it!
- Watched it!
- Whoa! Space hole, dudes!
- Wow, a portal. I wonder where it leads.
You know, we should do a test first,
just in case it's...
- Get in that foxhole, soldier!
- Sir!
♪ ♪
- What? That's what I got him for.
Good job, Zog!
- He's not an attack dog, Raph.
He's a deranged alien we know nothing about.
- What's to know? We hate Kraang.
Zog hates Kraang. Sweet deal.
♪ ♪
What do you got, Zog?
- [coughs]
Mutaters are close.
There.
- The Statue of Liberty... is a Kraang base?
The Kraang are using
the Statue of Liberty... as a base.
- That's just evil.
- The beacon must... [coughs]
The beacon must go.
No choice, rally them!
- Awesome job, Sergeant Zog.
You ready to do this? - [grunts]
- Whoa, what are they doing?
[electronic whirring]
- Looks like they're trying to open a portal.
And if they bring all those Technodromes through,
we're all basically doomed.
- Not on our watch. I've got a plan.
Listen close because we've gotta be
precise about it.
- Filthy Kraang!
Horns up! [roars]
- [sighs] Free-for-all it is.
- [roaring] - Triacera... no, no.
[explosion] - [yells]
[roars]
Kraang?
- Uh...
- [roars]
Empire to victory!
- Got to admit, he's good with his hands.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
- Zog!
We gotta help him. I'm coming, Zog!
- I got a bad feeling... Whoa!
[grunting]
- Almost cracked the encryption,
and then the Kraang can kiss their portal good-bye.
♪ ♪
- Hiya!
I'll get you out of there, pal.
♪ ♪
Whoa, nice. Portable dinosaur.
- Raph, what are you doing?
- Me and Zog are gonna take the crown.
You guys try and shut the portal down from here.
♪ ♪
- Up for the beacon! [coughs]
The empire will... [coughs]
Not be contained!
[electronic whirring] - Portal is down.
No way they're opening that baby up.
- I still can't believe dino-dude was right
about the Kraang.
- And what's this beacon he keeps talking about?
[phone rings]
- Meet us in the crown. Zog found his old gear.
♪ ♪
[electronic whirring]
[air hisses]
- At last.
I can... breathe again.
- Good, 'cause it's time to bounce.
All right, fine...
Commander Zoraph orders you to bounce.
[electronic whirring and laser blast]
♪ ♪
[electronic whirring]
- No signal.
Need higher ground.
- Raph!
- What happened?
- Did you get Kraanged up?
- Zog found his old equipment...
and then he turned on me.
You were right, Leo.
- It happens to the best of us.
♪ ♪
- [growls]
♪ ♪
- Hey, Zog.
You're not sore about the whole, you know,
Commander Zoraph thing, are you?
- No. - Phew.
- I expect such treachery
from the likes of Earth.
We Triceratons pride ourselves
on loyalty and honor.
You Earth-dwellers are full of lies and deceit.
- Hey, who you calling "Earth-dweller"?
- Look, man, I'm sorry, but you were kinda being a jerk,
and I had to chill you out somehow, and...
What exactly are you doing with that bomb-looking thing?
- It's not a bomb, it's a signal beacon.
- Phew.
- To signal the Triceraton Empire's armada,
to come and wipe out this Kraang-infested planet.
- [gasps] - What?
- [roars] - [grunts]
- You can stop the Kraang without destroying the planet,
you madman!
- [grunts] - Oh!
- [yelling]
- Zog, think of what our species
could learn from each other!
[both grunting]
- I know all I need to know about your planet!
You let the Kraang run rampant,
jeopardizing the safety of the galaxy.
I see no reason to spare you.
- 'Cause we're friends, Zog!
♪ ♪
- Friends? [roars]
- We made a good team. We stopped the Kraang together.
Don't do this, man. Don't do this to our world.
- Enough!
♪ ♪
- [grunting]
[grunts]
[electronic whirring]
[shouts]
[grunts] - You fool!
- I'm sorry I lied to you, Zog.
But I can't let you invade our world.
- I'll squash you! - [yells]
Zog!
Zog, take my hand!
- Long live the Triceraton Empire.
- No! No!
- Sorry, Raph.
But at least we stopped the Kraang.
- And Zog's signal, thank goodness.
- Yeah, and on the bright side, we don't have to worry
about an invasion of Space Dinosaurs.
- I hope not.
[electronic beeping]
- Sir, we have received the signal beacon.
It is deep in sub-sector 919837
on an unevolved third world planet
called Earth.
- [growls]
Take us to this world, Commander.
[spaceships whirring]