[thunder rumbling]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[orb buzzing]
Karai.
Forgive me.
I should have never allowed it to go this far.
[worms squirming]
[exhales deeply]
I will destroy Splinter and the Turtles for causing you such suffering.
Sleep now, my daughter.
Your revenge is soon at hand.
Um, Mister, uh, Shredder?
What is it?
You, uh, called for us, sir?
I sense that the Turtles are soon to make another move.
Double security.
Watch Karai at all times.
We are on it.
Da, Kid Freak Turtle Ninjas never get past the Bebop and Rocksteady.
Do not fail me.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
♪ Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪
♪ On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪
♪ So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪
♪ Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪
♪ Can't stop these radical dudes ♪
♪ The secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪
♪ Emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪
♪ The good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪
♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪
♪ Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪
♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪
♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪
♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪
♪ Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪
♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
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[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Wait here, my friends.
For Crognard the Barbarian will destroy the Rock Giant alone!
Good luck, Crognard.
And if Crognard does not make it back...
take care of Spooch.
Spooch is worried for friend Crognard, spooch, spooch.
[shouting]
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
[ Rock Giant rumbling]
[yelling]
Yes!
Crognard is the butt explosion master!
Guys, you gotta see this ep...
Guys?
(Raph) I say full frontal assault.
We bash our way in. Take no prisoners!
Remember last time? We couldn't even get through the front door!
All we need is better stealth!
Which leads me to present my latest invention.
[metal clanking]
[flies buzzing]
What's with the mess?
That's my latest invention.
The Mark X-1 Experimental All-Terrain Urban Stealth Vehicle.
You invented a dumpster?
That's the point, Raph.
It's supposed to blend in perfectly...
with um... [doll head laughs]
The other trash littering New York City.
Come on, let's test it out!
I thought you were fixing the Turtle Mech.
How's this thing gonna help us?
Look, if you wanna break into Shredder's lair,
this baby's the thing to use, not a giant lumbering robot
they can see coming from a mile away.
The Foot will never see us...
[flatulence]
[toilet flushing]
Dude. It's got full flushing action.
Nice.
[mischievous music]
♪ ♪
(Leo) Worst. Invention. Ever.
Ugh, and I thought this thing smelled bad on the outside.
Okay, guys.
Let's do this.
[thrilling music]
♪ ♪
[wheel whirring]
[wheels squeaking]
Remember the plan.
We break into Shredder's lair, steal one of those brain worms.
Donnie reverse-engineers it, and we save Karai.
Doesn't sound too hard.
Any slower and this thing would be going in reverse.
Is it me, or is this thing getting heavier the more we peddle?
Mikey, check the periscope.
Aye, aye, captain.
Uh, we got a stowaway, Cap'n.
He's eating a Choco-log.
I love Choco-logs.
What? Give me that!
[machine cranking]
Whazza-frazza?
[grunting] [loud thud]
[suspenseful music]
[wheels squeaking]
[machine cranking]
♪ ♪
(Mikey) Firing sausage cannon.
[robotic voices]
Here they come, dude.
[button buzzes] [doll head laughs]
[foot soldier screams]
Here comes number two.
I got this one.
[whimsical music]
♪ ♪
You see? No fuss, no muss.
[chuckles]
The perfect city stealth vehicle.
Now let's head for Stockman's lab and capture a Brain Worm.
Stealth only, ninjas.
Whoa! Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Almost to the lab.
We're gonna make it this time.
- Ugh! - Oh, dang!
We got some tresspassin' Turtles up in here!
Surprise, Turtle freaks!
This time we squashes you heads like blueberries!
Four turtles versus two complete morons.
We got this.
Well, well, well.
I see the gathering has just begun.
[all shouting]
Leonardo, I am going to savor tearing the shell off of your body.
You can try, cat-man.
[growls]
[grunting]
You wanna take on my sweet moves, Bebop?
Bring it on!
Ninja, please.
Oooo-hooooo. [shouts]
- [shouting] - [grunting]
Anyone ever tell you rhinos have terrible aim?
[roaring]
[shouting and grunting]
You just had to tick him off!
Ah.
[snarling]
[snarls]
[yells]
Oh, not these freaks again.
[grunting]
Guys, there's too many of them.
Get out of here!
[grunting]
- Retreat? - Tactical retreat.
Block the doors. Do not let them escape!
[roaring]
Ah!
Raph.
[beast snarling]
Booyakashaaa!
[growling]
You two idiots couldn't even perform one simple task!
[ominous music]
What happened?
Turtle scum, trying to sneak into lairs again!
We drove them away, Master Shredder.
I assure you we can handle them.
If the Turtles break in here again,
I assure you I will handle all of you.
[Turtles groaning]
Hold still, Raph. I think it's sprained.
You're gonna have to stay off your feet for awhile and heal up.
I'll heal later.
Right now, I'm down for a little sweet revenge.
You proved your foolishness once, there is no need to prove it again.
Sensei, we have to get one of those brain control worms.
It's the only way Donnie can create a cure for Karai.
I appreciate the effort.
But you must remember your lives
are just as important to me, my sons.
And because of that, no missions until Raphael's leg heals.
- What? - Not again.
Don't sideline the rest of the team cause I'm down, Sensei!
I have made my decision.
Rest and get well, my son.
Sorry, guys.
Don't worry about it, Raph.
We can't rely on technology to get us in there.
So what are you proposing then?
There were too many of us.
I need to go alone without tech.
Solo.
Solo?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Leo!
[shouting]
Phew.
Mikey, what are you doing here?
Backing you up, brah.
It's too dangerous. It's better if I go alone.
Dude, I just straight ninja'd you, son!
You had no idea I was up here.
I don't care what you say.
I'm going.
I'm here for you, dude!
All right then.
- Let's capture a brain worm. - Yes.
[brooding music]
♪ ♪
Ah.
[gasps]
[snoring] [whimpering]
There they are.
Caught ya, suckers!
I've been losing a lot of beauty sleep cause of you Turtles!
Da! Shredder making us keep the eye out 24/7.
Is no fun! Is boring!
Easy, fellas. Look, we're putting our hands up.
I say we make the turtle borscht!
Best idea I heard all day.
Do your dealio, Steranko.
Wait. I thinking maybe mutagen soup instead.
I love that idea, G.
[both laughing maniacally]
Everyone can relax.
Casey Jones is finally here.
Leo and Mikey are gone,
and they're not picking up their T-Phones.
We better check it out. I'll lead the team...
We know where they went.
- Shredder's Lair. - [growling]
(Splinter) You are going nowhere, Raphael.
Where are your brothers?
[laughs] That's a good questions, Sensei.
[laughs]
You're gonna make one freaky two-headed mutant turtle.
[Bebop laughs]
I can't wait to see this.
[eerie music] [police sirens blaring]
[mutant roaring] - [whimpering]
(Leo) What, you just wanna make a turtle mutant?
That's boring.
Why not throw more stuff in the mutagen?
Create a super mutant.
Hmm, I like that idea.
Let's add something to spice up the mix.
Like shrimpy over there.
[snarling] [inaudible]
- Why not add more? - Leo, what are you doing?
Stalling for time.
Maybe up ante?
We make turtle, shrimp, crab, and lobster mutant!
Come here, little buddies.
It's dinner time, freaks!
[both growling]
Oh, we creates the five-star megamutant, da!
[laughs]
[both gasping]
[beast roaring]
You messed up big time, Steranko. I blame you. It was a stupid idea!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Let's go.
[roaring]
[moped engine revving]
[rumbling] [shouting]
[screaming]
Ah!
[roaring]
[screaming]
(man) Run! Run!
[dramatic music]
[roaring]
♪ ♪
It's some kind of Mega-Shredder!
Ah!
Is it a blob thing from outer space or a product of science gone awry?
Nobody knows, but one thing is certain,
stay indoors, and stay tuned for more
on this edition of Grody to the Max.
[screams] [roars]
Is it just me, or does something about that monster look kind of familiar?
A little.
We got to do something, now!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Go.
Find your brothers.
Save the city.
♪ ♪
Ah!
Raph, with your leg, are you up for this?
If I got to walk on my hands, we are taking that thing down.
Hm. Maybe we can use something else to help you walk.
[screaming]
[roaring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
We got to distract it away from the people.
[car horn honking and crashing loudly]
You're going down, Mega Shredder.
Yeah, boy!
[shouting]
Aw, man look at that thing, Steranko!
We are in some deep bacon fat.
I blames you, Comrade Bebop.
Is 'nother fine mess you has gotten us into.
Ugh.
[growling]
Booyaka-booyaka-sha!
Ugh.
[screaming]
[gasping]
♪ ♪
[burping]
- Ah! - [gulps]
[burps]
Mikey!
[yeling]
[thrilling music]
♪ ♪
[shouting]
♪ ♪
[yelling]
[groaning]
Ah!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[loud explosion]
Ah!
[heavy metal music]
[gasps] D...
♪ ♪
Yes! Way more awesome than video games.
[roaring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[roaring]
Readying more explosives.
Fire!
[loud explosion]
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
[rumbling]
[groaning]
♪ ♪
[yelling]
[gasps]
[roaring]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Arming missile launchers.
[loud explosion]
Whoa! Ah!
I need something to hold onto.
♪ ♪
Not what I meant.
Incoming!
[all screaming]
(April) Donnie, how do we stop that thing?
- What do we do? - I don't know.
Press more buttons.
[all screaming]
[roaring]
Ah! Get this thing moving. [growling]
Now!
[growling]
Let's see how he likes a hot mouth.
[button buzzing]
[flames roaring]
[roaring]
♪ ♪
[shouting]
Ah! Whoa!
[whimpers]
[all grunting]
[snarling]
[mumbling]
It's the tongue, Leo. The brain is the tongue.
I'm on it.
[grunts]
[shouts]
♪ ♪
[roaring]
♪ ♪
[groaning]
Now it's worse.
♪ ♪
- How do we stop this thing? - How am I supposed to know?
♪ ♪
[all screaming]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
Mikey's the kaiju fan. Where is he?
[suspenseful music]
- Hmm? - Huh?
♪ ♪
Cowabunga!
- Mikey, I can't believe it! - Booyakasha!
[groaning]
[shrieking]
Now's our chance to finish this thing.
Fire!
[loud explosion]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[all cheering] [triumphant music]
(April) Pretty awesome, guys.
And we even captured a brain worm.
Not a bad day after all.
But boss! It was Turtles' faults.
They sabotaged mutagen.
We tried to stop them, Mr. Shredder. Pig's honor.
I tire of this.
Tiger Claw, further their education in pain.
As you command, Master.
[claws shing]
Just watch the goggles, cool?
It's kind of my thing.
[both screaming] [roaring]
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