- Ahem!
So why am I always stuck in the back with the groceries?
- Somebody has to make sure the eggs don't break, dude.
- We don't even buy eggs! We have chickens!
I know what you're up to, jones! You always get to drive!
I wonder why.
- Well, maybe because a giant turtle driving a hippie bus.
Seems a little suspicious!
- All right, guys.
I'd just like to have one peaceful trip to the store.
Where the two of you aren't at each other's throats.
[mellow rock plays on radio]
Now that's better. Peace and quiet.
[engine revs]
[all yell]
- A little chip 'n chase, huh?!
- Just pull over, casey. Get out of the way!
- Nobody forces casey jones off the road!
- [snorting, snarling]
Hah hah! - Aah!
[all groaning]
- Ugh... Everyone okay?
- Nobody forces casey jones off the road, huh?
- Ugh! Ugh! [honk honk]
[honk]
- ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
- ♪ Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪
♪ On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪
♪ So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪
♪ Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪
♪ Can't stop these radical dudes ♪
♪ The secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪
♪ Emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪
♪ The good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪
♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪
♪ Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪
♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪
♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪
♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪
♪ Master splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪
♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪
- ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪
- Muurg has the jewel of koweewah!
- Heh-heh. You'll never catch me, crognard!
[chortling]
- What's this? Aah!
[horse neighs]
- Give me back my mystic jewel!
Rah!
- Dude! That centaur doesn't stand a chance.
Against crognard the barbarian!
- Whyy breaking news!
- A word of warning for those planning on driving tonight...
Stay home!
Reports are coming in of a mysterious driver.
Running people off the road.
- That qualifies as breaking news out here?
- Back in the city, every driver's a reckless driver.
Bring back crognard!
- It was him! That's the maniac who nearly trashed us!
- You ran into that nut?! - More like he ran into us!
Over and over.
We gotta get back out there and teach that guy a lesson!
- Casey, it's not worth it.
Just be glad we're all okay...
- Yeah, we're... ugh... Mostly okay...
I got shell-lash trying to save all the food.
- A noble sacrifice, d!
- Your neck okay, donnie?
- Ooh. Ooh, yeah, a little lower...
Aww, yeah, that's hittin' the spot!
[casey grumbling]
- Hey, armpit, hand me the 1/4-inch socket.
- Sure thing, barf-a-roni!
- This baby is almost ready to roll, eh, craang-breath?
- Kraang is with a "k," not a "c."
- Says who?! - The kraang!
That one doesn't count, come up with another c-word!
- Okay. Camel-face...
Let's take her out for a test drive!
[engine starts, backfires]
[engine purring] - you guys ready.
For casey jones to break some speed records?
[engine revs]
- We're ready! On my mark...
- Pffft! Go!
[wheels screeching]
- Whoo-hoo!
- Amazing!
- Casey's car is light-speed, yo!
- Great time!
- You two knuckleheads actually pulled it off.
I'm almost impressed.
- Umm...
He's not stopping, is he?
- Doesn't look that way.
- Grr.
- Don't need a stopwatch to know this baby's fast!
Best way to test her out is to find that road-creep!
What a drag!
The minute you're actually looking for a maniac,
They're nowhere to be found.
Aah!
He's a... mutant?!
- You! You're that kid that tried to stop me last night!
[muzak playing]
[tires screeching]
- Speed demon's king of the road, baby!
Whoo! Yeah!
- Oh, no. No!
[muzak playing]
- No! You rat! I'm gonna smash you all!
Every stinkin' human on this road's goin' for a wild ride!
Yeah!
[evil cackling]
- Whoa! Whoa! Not cool!
Aah!
[mutant cackling]
[breathing heavily]
[grunting] [honk honk honk]
- Casey, you okay?
- Dude! What happened to your sweet ride?
- You trashed it!
You went after that road maniac alone, didn't you?
- I thought I could take him!
And besides, he's no road-maniac...
He's a road-mutant!
- Whoa! A mutant?!
- You totally ditched me...
I could have helped!
- That guy challenged me!
It's the code of the road, man! Mano-a-mano!
- Come on. Let's get this scrap-heap back to the house...
- Huh?
Hey, guys, check this out...
- Don't touch that!
- Hmm... Looks like some kind of mutagenic fuel.
Fascinating!
Must be mutagen still out there...
- Casey, are you okay?
- What happened?
- Speed demon... 2, casey jones... zip.
- You went after that guy?
- The cops can't catch him.
Someone's gotta bring that mutant down!
- And that's gotta be casey jones, right?
- That's right, red.
'Cause I'm the only one that can.
- So, you find the problem with that clutch?
- I found part of the problem!
[clucking]
- Hey, mikey! Keep your chickens outta the barn, man!
- Listen, donnie.
I'm sorry I went after speed demon without you.
- It's fine.
Me and the guys have been making our own plan.
To bring that freak down.
- Donnie, you and I know the hot rod.
Is the best chance we got.
We need to team up on this.
- [sighs] I don't know.
- I need your sweet scientific genius, don.
[singsong] please?
- All right, I have an idea. A crazy, awesome idea!
[upbeat music plays]
♪ ♪
- This. Is. Amazing!
- Yeah, I know. And it's almost ready.
I just have to figure out the problem.
With the artificial intelligence.
For the on board computer system.
[chicken clucking]
[keyboard keys clacking]
- Here chick chick chick...
Where are you, little chicky chick chick chick?
Oh, snap!
- What?! - Holy toledo!
[clucks]
- Oh, not again! Mikey!
- Just what I need, another mutant!
[clucking]
- Whoa! What's she doing?!
- It's... It's communicating with us!
Those are complex equations!
Maybe we don't need artificial intelligence.
Maybe we just need...
- Dr. Cluckingsworth, m.D.!
- Uh, yes, maybe dr. Cluckingsworth...
- M.D., bro. M.D.
- Um, so, doctor?
Can you interface with the hot rod's computer?
[clucks]
[keypad beeping]
- All right, donnie, what are we doing here?
- I give you...
[engine starts]
[engine humming]
The turtle racer!
- Whoa.
[clucks]
- So your co-pilot...
Is a chicken?!
- She's the on board navigator!
- You guys really think this...
Car is gonna stop that maniac?
- Without a doubt, leo.
With this baby, casey jones can't be beat!
- Well, that's it.
You're gonna end up turning into street pizza.
- Street pizza?
That's like one of my top ten favorite pizzas!
- Don't worry, April,
With all the kraang technology we put into the hot rod,
It's one of the safest cars on the road.
[clucking]
- What was that?
- Oh, that's a highly volatile,
Radioactive mutagen egg.
But don't worry. It's perfectly safe.
Sorta.
[whirring]
- All right. We got the plan down, right?
- As long as you can keep up in that thing!
[clucks]
[keys beeping]
- What's wrong, doc?
- Guys, look out! Here he comes!
- Roger that, casey! And remember, stick to the plan!
[mutant chortling]
Ow-ow-owoooo!
- So ya wanna play chicken, eh?!
[clucking]
- Sorry, doc.
[mutant laughing]
Whoo hoo! [chortling]
- Aah!
- He's doing it again! He's ditching us!
- Nope, this time it's all part of the plan!
[mutant laughing]
[chortling] huh?
Bah!
I'm gonna splatter you across the road!
I'll grind ya in my grill like the bug you are!
[cackling]
- This'll slow ya down, freak!
- Aah!
[mutant chuckles, restarts engine]
Okay!
Uh. Whoa! Whoa!
[yelling]
- [muttering]
- Aah!
Oof!
- [squealing]
[deep, slow motion] hah hah... Hah... Ho... Ho...
- Ugh.
Casey... We got him!
- That'll show ya not to mess with casey jones!
- Not so tough without your car, huh? Huh?!
- Where am I? What happened?
What are you?!
- You're not a mutant? - [whimpers]
Uhh...
- Well, if he's not the mutant, that must mean the...
[engine revs]
- [gasps]
- [roars]
- Aah!
[car making chomping sounds]
Aah!
[mutant groaning, shrieking]
[growling, snarling]
- Aaaaahhhh!
[cackling] more mutant power!
That's what I'm talking about!
Ya like that? Yeah? Well, it's all me, baby!
[shrieking laughter]
- Donnie?!
- Yee hee hee hee hee!
Whoo hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
- You stupid, ugly, pickle-headed...
[mumbling] [chicken clucking]
If I could... Just start this thing up...
- What happened? - It's the car!
The car is the mutant!
It's alive somehow, and it's got donnie!
[engine starts]
- Casey, wait! We need a plan!
- I got one! Get donnie outta that mutant monstrosity pronto!
How far is he, doc?
[clucking]
[beeping]
- Time to see what this baby can really do.
[mutant laughing]
- You again? [roars]
[tires screeching] [mutant cackling]
- Hee hee hah hah hah!
- Let my friend go, freak!
Or I'll take us both down!
- Never gonna happen, casey jones!
Donatello belongs to speed demon now, baby!
[mutant shrilly chortling]
- [grunting]
Aah!
- You know, I'm a sporting guy.
So how 'bout we race for it?
You win, you get your friend back.
I win, I get your super hot rod.
And all that sa-weet technology!
- Fair enough.
- And I get you, casey jones...
The only driver worthy of my competition.
- Well, I am super dope.
- [clucks] - it's a deal!
- First one to dead man's curve...
[ravens cawing]
Wins.
Starting... Now!
[tires screeching]
- Dudes, we need some faster wheels.
- What are they doing?
- Looks like a race to me.
- Is that hideous thing donnie?
- Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Yah!
- I can't pass him!
- Ow! Speed demon's gonna win the race, the car,
And a brand-new driver! Yeah, baby!
- Hang on back there, doc! - [bah-buck]
- Time to win this thing!
[pop] - bah-buuuck!
[power up beeping]
- Whoa!
Goongalaa!
All right, doc! Time for autopilot!
[screen trilling]
- Yaaaah!
- Hey, road freak! You're going down!
[whipping sound] uh... uhh... uh!
[sizzling] - aah!
[chicken clucks]
- Where the heck did he go?!
- You're going down!
Suck on this, sucka!
- [cackling]
See ya at the finish line, casey jones!
- I don't care about winning the race!
I just want my friend back!
[chicken clucks] [keys clicking]
Ugh! Goongalaa!
- Aah!
Ooh... gah... ehh...
- Ugh. Donnie! You all right?
- I... yeah, I-I think so.
[engine revs]
- I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out, jones!
[roars]
- Oh, no.
- I got it this time, casey!
Yaah!
Leave my friend alone!
- Aah!
- Aaaahh!
I'll... Be... Back!
- Whoo-hoo! Ow! The party wagon takes the win!
- Yes!
[whirring]
[chicken clucks]
- You did good, too.
- I'm so glad you two are okay!
And I'm so glad you're actually getting along!
- Thanks, red. Hey, donnie,
How awesome was me grabbing your giant head, huh? So weird!
- Yeah, or when you used the mutagen-boost!
It actually worked!
- Oh, that was the best!
I thought you were gonna squash me on that one turn, bro!
- Hmph. I thought I was glad they're getting along.
- I know how you feel, April.
[laughing, chattering]