1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,094 This is the pre-boarding announcement 2 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:15,682 for Lusit Airways flight LLT154 to Marrakech. 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,310 We are now inviting those classified as small children... 4 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:19,603 Come on. Where are you? 5 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:24,985 Please have your boarding pass 6 00:00:24,986 --> 00:00:27,528 and identification ready. Thank you. 7 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,988 - ETA? - Less than a minute. 8 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,876 - Has there been a handover? - Negative. 9 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,007 Eyes on Dogs. 10 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,352 Why is he airside? Intel said target was inbound. 11 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,895 He made visual contact, ma'am. 12 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,105 Reconfirm. 13 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,940 Second Desk requests we reconfirm visual. 14 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:08,694 You're looking for an Asian male, 20s, backpack, blue shirt, white tee. 15 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,072 Yes, confirmed, and I have Dogs on standing by. 16 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:18,829 Shit. 17 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,039 Lost visual. Possible handover. 18 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,624 What does he mean "possible handover"? 19 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,835 - Cartwright, clarify. - Did you catch anything on CCTV? 20 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,173 Negative, that's what you're there for. Repeat, clarify. 21 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:30,883 He has a visual. Did he see a handover or not? 22 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,843 Lost visual momentarily. 23 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,720 Repeat, possible handover. 24 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,389 - Come on. Get out of the way. - Blocked by the cleaner. 25 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,392 Lusit Airways are pleased to announce boarding 26 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:43,437 for flight LLT154 to Marrakech. 27 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,690 We would like to invite families and those requiring assistance 28 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,525 - to come forward first. - Move, move, move. 29 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,236 Please have your passports and boarding card ready. 30 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,740 Okay, have full visual on target again, 31 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,992 but something has definitely gone in or out of that backpack. 32 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,076 Tell him to hold. 33 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,495 Cartwright, hold your position. Do not intercept. 34 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,083 - Target is on the move. - We have eyes on target. Hold. 35 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,168 Ma'am? 36 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,295 Hold your position, Cartwright. 37 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,797 Hold your position. We are assessing. 38 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,091 Target is joining the queue to board. Standing by. 39 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,593 Keep the channel clear, please. 40 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,471 Come on. 41 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,307 Second Desk says, "Do not intercept." 42 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,020 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 43 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,817 - Push the button. - Dogs are standing by, ma'am. 44 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,572 At least he's heading downstairs. There's 300 bodies up there. 45 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,866 Yes, but he's headed to a plane loaded with fuel. 46 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,953 First passengers are on the tarmac, ma'am. 47 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,793 - Authorize. - Apprehend suspect. 48 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:48,961 Dogs, go. 49 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,548 Move! 50 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,969 - Out of the way! - Move! 51 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,556 - Down, down, down! - What the fuck? 52 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,516 Get the fuck off me! 53 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,352 Disperse if you can. Keep calm. 54 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,729 - Get back! - Get off me! 55 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,481 - What the fuck? - Relax! 56 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,149 - What are you doing? - No trigger. 57 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,901 - This is fucking harassment! - No wires here. 58 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,695 - Clear. - Bag. 59 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,948 - Get off! Get off me. - Over. 60 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,621 Somebody film this! Fuck! 61 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,957 - Get off me! Nothing on me! - Stop moving! 62 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,629 He's clean. 63 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,299 Repeat. Repeat! 64 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,801 He's clean. There's no device, no weapon. Nothing. 65 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,428 - Ma'am? - He has the wrong suspect, 66 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,597 or we have the wrong intel, and we don't have the wrong intel. 67 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,974 - Ma'am, he reconfirmed visual. - Reconfirm again. 68 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,809 Cartwright, confirm suspect description. 69 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,521 Asian male, 20s, backpack, blue shirt, white tee. 70 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,106 I said, "white shirt, blue tee." 71 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,525 You... 72 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,737 No, no, no, no, you said... you said, "blue shirt, white tee." 73 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,363 Webb. 74 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,367 Shit. Put it on the main screen. 75 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,786 White shirt, blue tee. Suspect is inbound. 76 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,914 Inbound, headed to immigration, main terminal. 77 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,332 Stand Cartwright down. He's done. 78 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,709 Second Desk says stand down, Cartwright. 79 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,630 Oh, shit. 80 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,966 - Stand him down. - Cartwright, where are you going? 81 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,843 You tailed the wrong suspect. You're stood down. 82 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,678 Get me CCTV on that escalator now. 83 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,852 - Should we have immigration hold him up? - Not with a bomb on his back. 84 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,479 - Get SO15 on standby. - Ma'am. 85 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,231 SO15, standby. 86 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,030 - He'll be through in two minutes. - Duffy, where are your Dogs? 87 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,532 Still airside with Cartwright's suspect. 88 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,117 Jesus Christ! If you can't get your guys there, 89 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,911 get SO15 on the ground now. 90 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,496 We got something behind immigration? 91 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,539 Excuse me. 92 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,666 Hey! Hey! 93 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,627 - How long? - Three minutes. 94 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,878 He's through. 95 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,594 There. He's headed to baggage reclaim. 96 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,888 Stay on him. I need eyes at the end of that concourse. 97 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,807 - Yep. Coming up now. - Head to the carousel. 98 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,980 He's Headed to baggage reclaim. 99 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,690 Give me cameras at the end of baggage reclaim. 100 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,191 I want eyes there. 101 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,455 Not a Dog in sight. 102 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,623 Duffy, those are your guys? 103 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,208 No. No, ma'am. They're en route. 104 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,335 Duffy, surely we've got transport police on that concourse. 105 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,171 Waiting. Inbound, two minutes. 106 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,134 Thank you! 107 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,305 He's not waiting for luggage. 108 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,348 What? He's walking straight out. 109 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,235 Get out of the way! Move! 110 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:03,071 Move, move, move, move! 111 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:05,782 Sorry. 112 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,452 - Whoa, whoa! - I'm service, I'm service. 113 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:10,871 I'm service! Move now! 114 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,461 - I need an image. Why is it dark in there? - There's no cameras, ma'am. 115 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,171 - I want eyes now! - Confirm with Stansted. 116 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,924 Dogs, intercept! Suspect's now landside. Where are you? 117 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,180 - There. - He swapped backpacks. 118 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,181 That's the handover. 119 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:31,849 Smash the glass. 120 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,646 This is an emergency. Please evacuate. 121 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,152 Ladies and gentlemen, please evacuation the terminal! 122 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,820 Evacuate the terminal all the way... 123 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,989 - ... this exit. This exit. - Work out the safe areas. 124 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,491 Keep them safe. Don't let anyone pass. 125 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,919 This way please. Ladies and gentlemen, this way. Quick as you can. 126 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:07,845 Move, move, move, move! 127 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,640 Move! 128 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,568 Move! Aside! 129 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,195 Move! Out of the way! Now! 130 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,699 He's headed for the Stansted Express. 131 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,744 Get out of the way! 132 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,040 Move! Get to the side. 133 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,292 Come on! 134 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,421 Get it cleared. Full evacuation. 135 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,089 Evacuate the entire train station. 136 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,466 I want any trains coming into Stansted halted. 137 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,635 Any trains that are in-bound, I need to know about it. 138 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,137 Move, move, move! 139 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,811 Move, move, move! 140 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,773 Move, move, move! 141 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,985 - Move, move, move, move, move! - This way! 142 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,779 Keep moving, guys. Come on. 143 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,033 Place is closed! Stop! Stop! 144 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,410 What are you doing? 145 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:30,511 Stop! No! Step away now! Step away! Don't do it! 146 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:29,773 No? 147 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,859 Yeah? Great! 148 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,669 Standish. 149 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,266 - Are you all in? - All except River and Sid. 150 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,227 Yeah, well, the last one in can clean my lav. 151 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,192 I thought spooks were supposed to be stealthy. 152 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,116 Another day dawns on MI-Fucking Useless. 153 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:57,986 Morning, Max. 154 00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,030 The usual, Mr. Hobden? 155 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,115 Yes, Max. The usual. 156 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,499 His name isn't Max. 157 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,710 Well, it says "Max" on the front of the shop. 158 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,089 Yeah, but I heard the staff call him Theo, short for Theodosios. 159 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,800 I'll stick with "Max." Shorter. 160 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,305 There you go. 161 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,224 Thank you, Max. 162 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,205 What are you looking for? 163 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,334 A reason not to blow my brains out. 164 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,673 He hasn't told me yet what I'm looking for. 165 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,842 Dumping the rubbish this side of the room. 166 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,303 Do you think Sid will find this as amusing as you do? 167 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,853 - Hello, Catherine. - Morning. 168 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,937 Morning. 169 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,775 Bradford driving license applications, 170 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,529 addresses, council tax records. Cross-check. 171 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,573 Well, these are from 2005. 172 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,993 The lending list from Luton libraries in the last year. 173 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,453 At least yours is topical. 174 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,705 Flag any borrowing that suggests money laundering. 175 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,374 Really? Someone looking that up in the library 176 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,376 probably doesn't have that much money to launder. 177 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,587 Parking tickets from the Euston area. 178 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,799 From the '90s? 179 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,343 No stone unturned, eh? 180 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,469 Oh, Catherine! 181 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,555 Catherine, before you go, these two stick-in-the-muds 182 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:51,683 are giving my idea of a pub quiz team a big thumbs down. 183 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,519 Actually, I gave it a fat middle finger. 184 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:57,147 Come on, guys! What about team spirit? Catherine? 185 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,232 No. 186 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,527 - "No," as in "Ask me later," or... or no... - As in, "no." 187 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,365 Tough nut to crack, that Catherine, but I'll get there. 188 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,909 - Forget it. She never lightens up. - Would you? 189 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,161 If I was Lamb's lackey, no. 190 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:14,248 No, I meant what happened before. Before she came here. 191 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,667 Yeah, well, I... I wish Lamb would go that way. 192 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,883 Is today the day you finally give me something remotely challenging? 193 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,637 Flight inquiries to Syria from the previous decade. 194 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,014 No, it isn't. 195 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,683 Well, I'll set up an algorithm for that 196 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,853 and treat the remaining nine hours of the day as my own time. 197 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,523 Jed? Transport police are asking 198 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,401 if you can stop scaring people away from that bus stop. 199 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:46,572 - They could be watching us. - Or they could be waiting for a bus. 200 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,575 Also, Lamb says there's a new hire 201 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,451 - at the Chinese down... - Oh, fuck me! 202 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,078 - And he'd like... - I know, I know. 203 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,413 Interview and background. 204 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,831 And if he happens to be undocumented, 205 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,916 it's five free meals to look the other way. 206 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,209 Man. 207 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,588 No, I've been keeping me eyes on the water. 208 00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,298 I'm just waiting for a fin to surface, 209 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:09,428 but I need you to guarantee me 2,000 words once it breaks. 210 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,263 It's like your Watergate. 211 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,225 You know what? I can't tell you now because it... 212 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,279 Sorry, um, the reason I interrupted before 213 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,695 is because I spent a year studying in Greece 214 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:31,533 and the name caught my ear. 215 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,203 Was a great country a couple of thousand years ago. 216 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,954 Yeah. 217 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,765 And I'm interrupting now because I was hoping 218 00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:39,500 I could borrow your Times. 219 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,837 Fine. 220 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,380 Thank you. 221 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,090 Oh, what... 222 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,800 - Oh, my God. I am so... - Oh, shit. 223 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,969 - I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. - Oh, shit. 224 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:56,016 Can I please have some towels? Okay. Can I just have some serviettes? 225 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,185 No, I need more serviettes. 226 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,771 - God, I'm so, um, um... - Here. Here. 227 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,481 Yeah, napkins. Can we get some more? 228 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,690 - Oh! - Thank you. 229 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:07,277 Max, this is not enough. Have you... Have you got any more serviettes? 230 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,570 - Max, pass me that. - Take this. Take this. 231 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,742 - Just leave it. Excuse me. - I'm so, so clumsy. 232 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,369 - Would you leave it? - No, I feel so bad. Is your laptop okay? 233 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,413 It's okay. Let me clean it up now. 234 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,998 Fuck! 235 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,291 Fucking... 236 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,811 You thumped? 237 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,647 Did you find anything? 238 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,608 I don't know what I'm looking for. 239 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:50,779 Yeah, uh, the remnants of a once-promising career. 240 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,451 Are we actually acting on any intel, or are we just fishing? 241 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,829 Yeah, but now, you don't get to ask questions. 242 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,291 That's for spies who haven't shat the bed. 243 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,420 So, what did you find? Any old notebooks? 244 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,132 Uh, the cardboard backing of one, but no pages. 245 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,592 Evidence of drug use? 246 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,635 Empty box of paracetamol, yeah. 247 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,179 Empty booze bottles? 248 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,431 In his recycling bin, I imagine. 249 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,433 Oh, Christ. 250 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:23,729 Is it me, or did all the fun go out of everything around 1979? 251 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,230 Are we looking for something, 252 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,357 or are we just wanting him to know that we are looking at him? 253 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,611 What's all this "we"? There is no "we." 254 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,488 There's just me telling you what to do. 255 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,575 Okay. Do you want to tell me to put him under surveillance? 256 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,452 Who? 257 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,621 Hobden. 258 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,333 Wha... Wha... You would be doing the surveillance? 259 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,542 Yeah. 260 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,461 - You? - Yeah. 261 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,380 Well... 262 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,050 That's a... Well, that's an interesting proposition, 263 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:57,012 considering the last time you were given any sort of responsibility, 264 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,306 a load of innocent people got blown to bits. 265 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,557 And there it is. 266 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,310 Well, I'm sorry you find it so tiresome, Cartwright, 267 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,480 but it's not the social faux pas you seem to think it was. 268 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,275 You... You didn't break wind during someone's wedding vows. 269 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:15,030 What was it? Uh, 149 dead, 212 injured, 270 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:19,076 uh, three million in damages, half a billion in lost revenue... 271 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,744 It was a training exercise. 272 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,650 If a pilot crashes a simulator, 273 00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:25,374 he doesn't then brush it off and go, 274 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,918 "Well, I'm sorry. It was a fucking exercise," 275 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,255 and then expect to be put behind the wheel of a 747. 276 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,508 - It's not the same thing. - No, it's worse, you tit. 277 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,097 - You're gonna do this every day then? - If I didn't hate the sight of you, 278 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,891 I'd come to your home and do it at the weekends too. 279 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:48,063 I am surrounded by fuckups in this building, 280 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,190 but you are the gold standard of fuckups. 281 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,651 By all rights, you shouldn't even be here. 282 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,029 You should've skipped this purgatory and gone straight to hell. 283 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,322 Melted you down for glue. 284 00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:01,201 But you avoided that because your name is Cartwright. 285 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:04,705 So when you wonder why I have you going through the rubbish 286 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:08,000 of a disgraced right-wing journo, wonder no more. 287 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,254 It's because I don't like you. 288 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,840 And I want you to quit. 289 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,387 I'll just get back to, uh, retching then, shall I? 290 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,474 Ah, nice one, Sid. 291 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,228 Standish! Flashbox. 292 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,649 - Is this Hobden's? - It's mine. 293 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,193 He has a USB stick on his key ring. 294 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,653 I distracted him and copied the contents onto here. 295 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,280 Well, he notice? 296 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,199 Never looked at his keys, never looked at my laptop. 297 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,743 You see, Cartwright. She is a good agent. 298 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,663 And this is why I put Sid on surveillance and not you. 299 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,041 You still want me to itemize his rubbish, though, do you? 300 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,335 That? Oh, yeah, yeah. And, uh, when you're done, 301 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,337 save me the bother and chuck it all in the bin. 302 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,547 What was on the stick? 303 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,090 I don't know. It's not my remit. 304 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,551 What do you mean not your... Just tell me what was on the stick. 305 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,136 Hey, I've got a call to make, 306 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,639 so if the pair of you wouldn't mind, you know, fucking off. 307 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,938 Uh, get me Lady Di. 308 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,525 - Why did he have us both on Hobden? - Well, you weren't really on him. 309 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,110 No, but two agents on a has-been journalist. 310 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,071 That just... It just feels like overkill. 311 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,406 Especially when we don't run ops from Slough House. 312 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,992 Apparently, we do, River. Or I do. 313 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,328 - You never call me River. - I never call anyone River. 314 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,830 Yeah, well, thank my mother. It was her hippie phase. 315 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,332 I got what you wanted. 316 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,793 All of it? 317 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,421 There was nothing in the rubbish, but we got his laptop files. 318 00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,591 You sending a courier? 319 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,552 I'm not gonna waste one of my grown-up spies. 320 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,011 Send one of your donkeys. 321 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,764 Okay, but I, uh... I can't guarantee it'll get there. 322 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,183 Send Sid Baker. She's the most capable. 323 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,269 Oh, you mean the least shit? 324 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:54,898 Uh, and just to be clear, Diana, you owe me. 325 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,317 Whatever you say, Jackson. 326 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,361 Who's it going to? 327 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,703 Are you gonna clean this rubbish up? 328 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,373 No, no, I... I thought I'd just leave it there. 329 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,085 Yes. Of course I'm gonna clean it up. 330 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,170 When? 331 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,464 When you give me a chance. I've literally just sat down. 332 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,842 Okay, well, here's your chance. I'm going for a coffee. 333 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:23,969 You've already had a coffee. 334 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,722 I'm allowed more than one. I'm a big girl. 335 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,267 The gloves really suit you, by the way. 336 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,603 - Taking the piss, is it? - I wouldn't know where to start. 337 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,438 Bye. 338 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,118 Oh. 339 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,747 I was thumping for Sid. 340 00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,457 Sid's gone for coffee. 341 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:57,336 No, she's already had coffee. She was getting away from you. 342 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,422 Failure's contagious. 343 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,883 Deliver this. 344 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,219 Where? 345 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,803 Regent's Park. 346 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,390 Oh, so this Hobden thing is Regent's Park? 347 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:14,811 Yeah, of course it bloody is. We don't run ops from Slough House. 348 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,606 Why would they get us to do it? 349 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,151 And why do they want me to deliver it? 350 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,530 They don't. They want Sid, but she's not here, so I'm sending you. 351 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,448 Who's the contact? 352 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,411 Webb. 353 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832 Isn't he an old mate of yours? 354 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,800 Don't leave it on the bus. 355 00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,266 Fuck! Ow. 356 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,710 Go straight. On the right. 357 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,149 Hi. Uh, River Cartwright delivering for James Webb. 358 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,948 You are with... 359 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,867 Wi... MI5. Same as you. 360 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,744 You're not showing up. 361 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,958 I'm over at Aldersgate. 362 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,876 Aldersgate? 363 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:46,088 Slough House. 364 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,717 You'll need a visitor's pass. Look into here. 365 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,528 Thank you. 366 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:17,995 Uh, sorry. Uh, can you sit over there? You have to wait for an escort. 367 00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:54,156 This way. 368 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,377 Come. 369 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,259 River. Didn't know it'd be you. 370 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,143 Let's not make this awkward. 371 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,187 Has someone thrown up on your tie? 372 00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:28,899 Okay, awkward it is. It's Karl Unger, peasant. 373 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,401 Cut yourself shaving as well. That's annoying. 374 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:34,112 Yeah. Well, technically it wasn't me. 375 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:36,865 I get a wet shave most mornings at Truefitt & Hill. 376 00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,200 - Truefitt & Hill. Oh. - Mmm. 377 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,954 Keep a lot of hard copy in here, don't you? 378 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:43,330 Bit above your pay grade, mate. 379 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,086 - Oh, my God. You're in HR. - It's not HR. It's vetting. 380 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:51,672 Call it what you like. It's still not really being an agent, is it? 381 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:52,756 Laptop. 382 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:57,761 What's this? No flashbox? 383 00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,681 Uh, no. I've heard of those but, I mean, it's Slough House. 384 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,432 Frankly, I'm amazed we've still got Jiffy bags. 385 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,268 You want this back? 386 00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,437 Are you ever gonna admit that you made a mistake? 387 00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,565 - Still on that. - Yeah. 388 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,275 "Blue shirt, white tee." That's what you said. 389 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:14,069 You fucked up. Yes, you did. Not me, you. 390 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,571 And you let me take the fall. 391 00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:18,699 Own your mistakes, River. Stansted was your fiasco. 392 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,159 Well, I mean, I get it. I was clearly Taverner's favorite. 393 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,995 - Really? - Uh, yeah, and that really annoyed you, 394 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,705 really got under your skin, didn't it? 395 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:28,292 So you not only covered for your fiasco, you got me out of the way. 396 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,085 It's always about you, isn't it? 397 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,337 What about the people who lost their lives and limbs? 398 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,381 - It wasn't real. - What is this then? 399 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:36,195 Other than a new training module entitled, 400 00:28:36,196 --> 00:28:37,885 "How to avoid a fucking fiasco." 401 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,761 It did... Fuck off. It wasn't a... 402 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:43,557 He's dead. She's dead. Injured. Dead. 403 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:45,350 - Maimed, that one. - No. Actor. 404 00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:47,811 - Mortally injured. Maimed. He's dying. - Actor. 405 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:50,647 It was a training exercise. 406 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,415 Yeah. It was. It was an exercise, 407 00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:55,277 but if it had been real, they'd have died. 408 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:59,573 You fucked up. Massively. Un-fucking-forgivably. 409 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,535 And you did genuinely injure some of them. Wait, where is it? 410 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,997 I... I love this bit. It's my favorite. 411 00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:10,959 Here he comes. Here he comes. Painful. 412 00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:13,295 He won't dance again. 413 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:16,465 Yeah, well, there's no lives in your hands here in HR, is there? 414 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:17,990 Yeah, and what have you got in your hands 415 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:20,093 at Slough House apart from your dick? 416 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,930 Escort. 417 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,723 You know why they call it Slough House? 418 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,935 Yes. But I imagine you're gonna tell me what it is. Yeah, why not? 419 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:30,604 It's because, while it may only be three miles from where I sit, 420 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:33,857 it is so far from the beating heart of the service 421 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,317 it might as well be in Slough. 422 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:38,111 Yeah, if you have to explain a joke, it's 'cause it's not working. 423 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,905 I heard your grandfather... 424 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,367 he had to pull whatever strings he still had access to 425 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,077 to stop you being kicked out altogether. 426 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,791 That must've hurt him. Having to beg for his grandson like that. 427 00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,386 Fuck you, Spider. 428 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,888 - This is a professional work environment. - Right. 429 00:30:04,972 --> 00:30:06,098 I don't go by that anymore. 430 00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:07,933 Ah, okay. Thanks, Spider. 431 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,768 - He's all done here. Show him out. - Thanks, Spider. 432 00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:11,770 He loves being called that, by the way. Spider. 433 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:12,938 Never call me that. 434 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:19,361 Excuse me! Your pass. 435 00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,807 Oh. This is everything from today. 436 00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:58,984 What did your last servant die of? 437 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,323 What did your last boss die of? 438 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,830 - Good night. - Yep. 439 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:55,832 Fucking hell. 440 00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:03,382 Anybody fancy a swift half, hey? Or better still, a slow pint? 441 00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:06,885 Um, I've got a friend coming over. I can't tonight. 442 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,887 Oh, I better get back to the family. 443 00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:12,641 So? Text them that you're busy saving the nation. 444 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:14,224 I like to be there for the kids' bedtime, 445 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:15,936 but, you know, another evening. 446 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:17,729 But you always say that. 447 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,065 - Well, maybe tomorrow. - Tomorrow then. 448 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,150 - Louisa, tomorrow? - Yeah. Maybe tomorrow. 449 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,278 It's a date. Laters. 450 00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,427 We hang our heads when they should be held up high. 451 00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:50,888 We stuck two fingers up at the Luftwaffe, 452 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,500 yet we can't stop these people 453 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:56,560 crossing the Channel, the English Channel, 454 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,228 in their rubber dinghies. 455 00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:01,190 Get out the Navy, I say. The Royal Navy. 456 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:04,735 Whatever it takes to keep Britain British. 457 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:08,947 - Fuck. - How long have you been here? 458 00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:10,949 - What? - You look like a mole. 459 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,160 A mole? 460 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:15,662 Are you a closet nationalist now? 461 00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,998 - Oh, no. I found it in Hobden's rubbish. - River. 462 00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,709 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, I know. I still need to clean up. 463 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:24,213 Just, um, ended up down a pretty dark rabbit hole. 464 00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:26,381 All rabbit holes are dark. They're underground. 465 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:30,010 - Thanks. - What's this? 466 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:32,304 Greg Simmonds. You know him? 467 00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:34,515 Yeah. Sleazy businessman who can't get over the fact 468 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:35,974 Britain won a war 70 years ago. 469 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,070 A war that he seems to think 470 00:33:37,071 --> 00:33:39,311 was actually fought against ethnic minorities 471 00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:43,148 and political correctness rather than the Nazis. Yeah. 472 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:45,067 Yeah. 473 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,611 You ever listen to one of his speeches? Uh... 474 00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:52,407 These immigrants say they don't like our religion. 475 00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:54,535 They don't like our way of life. 476 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,747 And yet it's us that get arrested by our own police force 477 00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:01,667 for saying the wrong things. For telling jokes. 478 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,377 I tell you, this is a war... 479 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:05,671 Yeah. I can't take any more of that. 480 00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:09,591 MI5 reckon that he has been funding a lot of these new hate groups. 481 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,761 Spends his time rubbing shoulders with politicians 482 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,804 while immigrants have their homes burned down. 483 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,433 I'm not sure this is a great way to be spending your spare time. 484 00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:20,853 You've seen my work on the floor. 485 00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:24,982 Oh, cry me a river, River. No, seriously, as a friend... 486 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:28,025 As a friend? Are we friends? 487 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,523 I don't think I'm ready to make that kind of commitment, 488 00:34:29,524 --> 00:34:30,862 to be honest with you. 489 00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:32,006 Look, what I'm seeing right now 490 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:34,074 is just not good for your dating profile. 491 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,576 What are you? My dating coach? 492 00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,995 Absolutely not. That'd be a full-time job. 493 00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:41,331 All right. You're here after hours. What's your excuse? 494 00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,000 I left my phone charger. 495 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,918 A phone charger. You came all the way back for a phone charger? 496 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:48,380 - I was having drinks nearby. - Well, thanks for the invite. 497 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,425 I've invited you before and you turned me down. 498 00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:52,509 - What? No... - Once bitten... 499 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:53,886 - No, you haven't. - Yes, I have. 500 00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,179 No. It... 501 00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:58,432 Fucking hell. 502 00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:02,603 If people are happy to spend time in this building after 5:00 p.m., 503 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,981 then I'm not really doing my job. 504 00:35:07,983 --> 00:35:09,401 Uh, I left my phone charger. 505 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,987 I was gonna clean up the rubbish. Sorry. 506 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,115 Fuck off. 507 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,578 "Fuck off" as in go home, or "fuck off" as in you don't believe us? 508 00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,820 At the end of the working day, 509 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:25,083 your pitiful, miserable time is your own. 510 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:32,126 But if I find out you are indulging in extracurricular activities 511 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:36,970 that could upset the equilibrium of this blessed sanctuary, 512 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:42,726 then I will make it so that you wish you were in a Siberian gulag. 513 00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:11,171 Mmm. Twice in one day. 514 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:14,800 That girl earlier. The one who spilled my coffee. 515 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,302 Did she leave soon after me? 516 00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:20,264 I can't remember. I think so. 517 00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:23,475 Well, has she been in here before? 518 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:24,852 A few times recently. 519 00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:30,524 Oh, yeah. Well, if she comes in again... 520 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:34,778 give me a call. 521 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:36,572 - Yeah? - Sure. 522 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:49,751 Dirty old man. 523 00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:25,100 Yeah, looking back I probably 524 00:37:25,101 --> 00:37:27,331 already had a drinking problem. 525 00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:33,331 But, um, when my dad died, I just got really, really lost. 526 00:37:33,504 --> 00:37:36,965 He was 56. Aneurysm. Gone. 527 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:40,135 Yeah, it totally upended me. 528 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:44,681 I, uh... I started suffering from blackouts. 529 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:46,767 Charles. 530 00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,602 Morning, Charles. 531 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:52,523 ... couldn't be with me unless I got sober. So I did. 532 00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,859 But I did it more for my dad's memory. 533 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,110 Charles? 534 00:37:58,904 --> 00:37:59,905 Charles? 535 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,249 Charles. 536 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Charles. 537 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,299 Charles. 538 00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:22,803 Catherine. 539 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:25,055 Catherine. You haven't spoken. 540 00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:30,352 Um, my name's Catherine. I'm an alcoholic. 541 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:31,937 Hi, Catherine. 542 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:34,064 I'll just listen tonight. 543 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,698 You know you left the front door open? 544 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,908 I saw you driving up. 545 00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:28,535 Are you sure you didn't leave it open by mistake? 546 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,166 I prepared a second piece. 547 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:40,672 You can cook. 548 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,760 Have you heard from your mother recently? 549 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,844 Oh. 550 00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:50,140 Yeah. A postcard from Istanbul of all places. 551 00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:54,728 She's opening a guesthouse with her current boyfriend. 552 00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,814 And you're out of lemons. 553 00:39:57,898 --> 00:40:01,652 Yeah, well, that plan will have changed by the time the card arrived. 554 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:03,362 Yeah. Boyfriend too, knowing her. 555 00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:07,324 You know, I always expected her to turn up here 556 00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:09,618 with a KGB spook on her arm. 557 00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,413 That would have been the ultimate rebellion. 558 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:14,998 No. This is... It's as hard as an egg, this. 559 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:16,500 You know they keep better in the fridge. 560 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,086 I always understood a lemon could last as long 561 00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,921 as an 18th century naval voyage. 562 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,756 Yes. Well, this is the 21st century, 563 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,176 so we can take full advantage of modern food-preservation techniques. 564 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:28,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the chicken's burning. 565 00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:30,556 Shit. 566 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:33,684 No, it's not bu... It's searing. It's exactly the way I wanted it. 567 00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:41,567 Did you ever come across Robert Hobden? 568 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:46,446 Ah. So you didn't visit me just to lecture me 569 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:49,157 on home safety and food hygiene. 570 00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:50,670 No, no. I wanted to see you too. I did. 571 00:40:50,671 --> 00:40:52,911 Not wanted to see me that much lately. 572 00:40:52,995 --> 00:40:56,170 Yeah. Well, not really been that much to report, has there? 573 00:40:56,171 --> 00:40:57,171 From Slough House. 574 00:40:57,224 --> 00:40:59,293 They won't keep you there forever. 575 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,129 I was given the impression that they probably will. 576 00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:03,755 Well, that's the point. 577 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,675 If you knew it was for only six months, it wouldn't hurt. 578 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,969 Yeah. It's been eight months. 579 00:41:08,969 --> 00:41:10,150 Well, you do your time. 580 00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:13,640 Whatever grunt work Jackson Lamb throws your way. 581 00:41:13,724 --> 00:41:17,519 Then you head back to Regent's Park. Your sins forgiven. 582 00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:20,147 Lamb's been there years, so they've obviously never forgiven him. 583 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,732 The man practically lives there. 584 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:24,902 Was he ever actually good? I just... I can't imagine it. 585 00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:27,487 I'll lay the table. 586 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:35,996 You are not listening to me, Jack. There is gonna be an attack. 587 00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:38,540 People are going to get hurt. 588 00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:41,335 I can't tell you any more because I'll put myself at risk. 589 00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:45,839 No, no. Forget about any fucking loyalty to me. 590 00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:47,758 Do this for your country. 591 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:57,059 Fine. But know this. There will be blood on your hands. 592 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,660 You are coming tonight, aren't you? 593 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,161 Of course I am. 594 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,622 Good. 'Cause genuinely, I might need backup. 595 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:20,249 Have they started on you again? 596 00:42:20,832 --> 00:42:25,128 People are messaging the club saying that they shouldn't book me. 597 00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,213 What? 598 00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:28,882 It's like you can't even say the word "religion" now 599 00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:30,676 without somebody taking offense. 600 00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:33,220 - Yeah. - My stuff isn't even that controversial. 601 00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:35,430 And the stuff that is was written by you. 602 00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:36,849 Yeah. 603 00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,726 Are you sure you just don't wanna get up there? 604 00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:44,857 Look, I will sit in the audience and confuse everybody 605 00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:48,235 by laughing loudly each time you mention Muslims. 606 00:42:58,328 --> 00:42:59,663 Here you go. 607 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:02,374 Thank you. 608 00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:04,001 So, what happened to your hand? 609 00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,129 Oh. Nothing. I burned it on a grill. 610 00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,882 Was there a flashbox in the grill? 611 00:43:13,468 --> 00:43:15,971 All right. Yes, I tried to open a flashbox without the code. 612 00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:18,223 Stupid thing to do. Have you had it seen to? 613 00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:20,434 No, no. It's fine. It's nothing to worry about. 614 00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:24,479 What was in the box? 615 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,944 A laptop. With files taken from Robert Hobden. 616 00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,405 Anyone know you pulled this stunt? 617 00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:36,325 - No. No. - Good. Good. Keep it that way. 618 00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:37,951 Yes. 619 00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,496 It's just strange. It's just... 620 00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:44,708 It's not the usual crap they get you to do there in Slough House. 621 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:48,712 It's... I mean the Park are on it. They're on Hobden. 622 00:43:48,712 --> 00:43:50,297 - Why? - I don't know. 623 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:53,133 - That's what I was trying to find out. - Hmm. 624 00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:56,178 And I was hoping that you could just tell me. 625 00:43:57,596 --> 00:44:00,140 Yeah, well, um... 626 00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:05,020 Hobden had had a run-in with MI5 before. 627 00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:08,023 He was a communist in his youth. 628 00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:13,987 Then he changed sides. One-nation Tory, star columnist. 629 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,074 Then the loathsome drift to the far right. 630 00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:19,618 His career ended when his name appeared 631 00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:23,789 on a leaked list of donors to the British Patriotic Party. 632 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:27,251 Hobden always claimed that it was MI5 that leaked the list. 633 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:31,380 I can't comment, but if we didn't do it, we should've done. 634 00:44:32,548 --> 00:44:36,051 Can't have fascists hiding in plain sight. 635 00:44:36,802 --> 00:44:39,847 But, I mean, he's no one. He's... The man's a has-been. 636 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,765 I just don't understand why they even bother looking at him. 637 00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:45,227 I've told you all I know, and you should stay out of it. 638 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:48,063 And if the Park are looking at him, there'll be a good reason. 639 00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:50,941 And if they're using Slough House to do it, 640 00:44:50,941 --> 00:44:52,943 it means they don't want blowback. 641 00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:56,071 Which puts you at risk. 642 00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:00,242 You understand? 643 00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:03,996 And remember... hmm? 644 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:09,918 Moscow rules, watch your back. London rules, cover your arse. 645 00:45:10,002 --> 00:45:11,503 - Yeah. - Very good. 646 00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:16,133 How come every picture of Jesus 647 00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:18,802 has him looking like a millennial gap year student? 648 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:21,513 He... He's got everything, right? 649 00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:25,809 He's got the likes of hipster, long hair, the beard, the sandals. 650 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,644 He looks like a sort of 35-year-old man 651 00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:29,855 who still thinks the band is gonna make it big. 652 00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:36,361 So... Jesus, Buddha and Allah walk into a pub. 653 00:45:36,445 --> 00:45:37,446 Oh, no. 654 00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:41,491 And the mood goes like that. 655 00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:43,535 Like this actually. 656 00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:49,082 And they... they go to the bar. They order drinks. 657 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,885 Tap water for Jesus 'cause, 658 00:45:51,886 --> 00:45:54,254 you know, he can turn that into wine for free. 659 00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:57,925 Diet Coke for Buddha because he's, uh... he's watching his weight. 660 00:45:57,925 --> 00:46:01,136 And, uh, alcohol-free beer for Allah. 661 00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:04,806 - Nah, I'm done with this. - And, uh, I'll... Really? 662 00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:06,644 Don't worry about them, guys. Don't worry. 663 00:46:06,645 --> 00:46:08,519 Just, uh... Just treat them like an STD. 664 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:10,604 If you ignore them, they'll probably go away. 665 00:46:12,356 --> 00:46:16,360 And let me tell you, they had a lovely time. 666 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,987 They really did. Honestly, they stayed out all night. 667 00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:21,448 Jesus got crucified and wasn't seen for three days. 668 00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:26,828 I don't know why you guys were worr... Why were you worried? 669 00:46:28,539 --> 00:46:31,792 Absolutely killed it tonight. That was the best I've ever seen you. 670 00:46:32,543 --> 00:46:33,544 Hey, you were great. 671 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:34,670 Oh, thank you. 672 00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,797 Hey, you were great. 673 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,298 And you were so relaxed as well. 674 00:46:38,382 --> 00:46:39,750 Strongest material, though, 675 00:46:39,751 --> 00:46:42,052 is your "Jesus, Buddha and Allah walk into a pub." 676 00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:43,929 You need to get up there. 677 00:46:45,264 --> 00:46:47,516 So you, uh, head-in for the nine o'clock tomorrow? 678 00:46:48,267 --> 00:46:49,518 You gonna be in? 679 00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:50,811 Nine o'clock. Nope. No. 680 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,063 - No way. - All right, mate. 681 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:54,439 I'll see you in the week, yeah? 682 00:46:54,523 --> 00:46:56,441 Okay. Take care, bro. Thank you so much. 683 00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,944 - You killed it. - Killer work. 684 00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:20,007 Wait! Oi! Hey! 685 00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:22,676 No! No! No, no, no! No! 686 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:27,181 Help! Help me! 687 00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:12,684 Roddy, can you... check something for me? 688 00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:16,021 Not on the clock yet. You'll need to pay my private rate. 689 00:48:16,021 --> 00:48:18,148 Yep. 690 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,201 Just tell what it is I'm looking at on there. 691 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:34,081 - Don't touch that! - All right. 692 00:48:42,381 --> 00:48:43,382 It's pi. 693 00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:46,593 - Is that a code? - No. It's pi. 694 00:48:46,677 --> 00:48:48,679 Running to an infinite number of places. 695 00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:49,860 Is there anything else behind it? 696 00:48:49,861 --> 00:48:51,473 Any other files on the stick? Anything? 697 00:48:51,557 --> 00:48:52,724 No. Where'd you get it? 698 00:48:52,808 --> 00:48:53,809 Hobden. 699 00:48:56,061 --> 00:48:57,479 You copied the files. 700 00:48:57,980 --> 00:48:59,731 You'd only know that if you'd looked at it yourself. 701 00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:01,650 Well, at least I didn't need Ho to tell me it was pi. 702 00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:04,486 Everybody needs me. They just don't know it. 703 00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:06,572 Seems like he used it as a decoy. 704 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:09,533 He was expecting a snatch. Cool cat. 705 00:49:10,284 --> 00:49:12,536 Thanks, Roddy. Very helpful. 706 00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:16,832 Why would he be expecting a snatch? 707 00:49:16,832 --> 00:49:18,790 I don't know. What do you think the Park will do 708 00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:20,669 if they find out you opened a flashbox? 709 00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:22,880 Yeah, well, they're not gonna find out, are they? 710 00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:27,467 Did it hurt? 711 00:49:27,551 --> 00:49:30,095 No. Well, a bit. 712 00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:33,640 Fuck! Jesus Christ, Sid. 713 00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:35,434 Look, I know you landed here with a bump... 714 00:49:35,434 --> 00:49:38,187 - Yeah. I've still got whiplash. - If you want to do something useful, 715 00:49:38,187 --> 00:49:40,314 you can get rid of the stinking rubbish that's still in our office. 716 00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:43,192 Yeah, but I wanna actually be properly useful, Sid. Don't you? 717 00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:45,800 Do something. I mean, it... 718 00:49:45,801 --> 00:49:48,071 I could not be more bored if I tried, Sid. 719 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:49,907 And I have actually tried. 720 00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:51,533 And if the Park are looking at Hobden, 721 00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:54,912 then that means there is something finally happening here. 722 00:49:54,912 --> 00:49:57,080 Exactly. It's the Park's business, not ours. 723 00:49:57,497 --> 00:49:59,499 Cartwright, come see this! 724 00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:09,551 - Following a breaking story... - Hostage. 725 00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,015 Is it live? 726 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:17,434 Popped up on a Middle East chat feed a few hours ago. 727 00:50:17,518 --> 00:50:19,269 Media have just picked up on it. 728 00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:20,979 He's holding today's Express. 729 00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:23,899 Shit. He's being held here. 730 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:27,277 What appears to be here in the heart of Britain. 731 00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:28,980 ... recording first surfaced 732 00:50:28,981 --> 00:50:30,948 this morning on social media... 733 00:50:30,948 --> 00:50:33,534 What we really need now is leadership. 734 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:36,328 Who's collating lists on recently active groups? 735 00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:37,538 I am, ma'am. 736 00:50:37,538 --> 00:50:39,164 I wanted a breakdown of that a half an hour ago. 737 00:50:39,248 --> 00:50:41,041 - Yes, ma'am. - Home Office, ma'am. 738 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,669 ... and obsession with multiculturalism. 739 00:50:43,669 --> 00:50:46,421 We don't stand up for our values, 740 00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:49,174 which leads to this horrific situation where 741 00:50:49,258 --> 00:50:53,512 Muslim fundamentalists are bringing terror to our streets 742 00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:56,098 and threatening to murder our citizens. 743 00:50:56,098 --> 00:50:57,850 I don't think we should be watching this. 744 00:50:58,433 --> 00:50:59,893 What? The rest of the country is. 745 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:02,020 Has anyone claimed responsibility yet? 746 00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:03,939 - No, no one. - It would be ISIS, wouldn't it? 747 00:51:03,939 --> 00:51:05,649 Or one of their tribute groups. 748 00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:08,819 Well, what the fuck's it got to do with you? 749 00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:13,615 Whatever's going on will be a job for the real agents, not you fuckups. 750 00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:15,242 Yo, what's this? 751 00:51:15,242 --> 00:51:17,786 - Looks like a walking stick. - Yeah, maybe he's been snatched 752 00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:19,830 by the Ramblers Association. 753 00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:21,707 No, it's an ax. 754 00:51:21,707 --> 00:51:24,126 - He's not white. - That's why he was wearing gloves. 755 00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:26,044 - Fuck. - Who's got him then? 756 00:51:26,128 --> 00:51:28,046 It could still be Islamists. He could be a non-believer. 757 00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:30,132 - Maybe he's a squaddie. - He doesn't look like a squaddie. 758 00:51:30,132 --> 00:51:33,218 Nah, he looks Pakistani, which to them means Muslim. 759 00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:35,679 - To who? - Oh, you people are slow. 760 00:51:36,346 --> 00:51:37,800 Bringing you up to speed 761 00:51:37,801 --> 00:51:40,559 is like trying to explain Norway to a dog. 762 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,396 It'll be right-wing nationalists. That's who's got him. 763 00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,523 It's the Sons of Albion who are taking credit. 764 00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,818 - Christ, I hate being right. - All right, so what do we do then? 765 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:52,571 What we always do here. Absolutely nothing. 766 00:51:52,571 --> 00:51:56,158 Come on. Back to your desks. Come on, all of you. Out! 767 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:01,079 - Hobden. - What? 768 00:52:01,747 --> 00:52:04,041 His old crew was the British Patriotic Party. 769 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,502 Yeah, but they splintered into factions. 770 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:09,588 Yeah, but one of them might have something to do with this. Him too. 771 00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,341 - Just leave it. - News flash! 772 00:52:12,925 --> 00:52:14,343 You're gonna wanna check this out. 773 00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:16,261 We are following a breaking news story. 774 00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:19,389 Sunrise tomorrow, they say they're gonna cut his head off. 775 00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:22,017 They're gonna strike a blow for Britain. 776 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:26,355 This changes nothing. Come on. Out! 777 00:52:27,064 --> 00:52:30,400 You've all got papers to shuffle, so why are you still in this room? 778 00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:38,283 Now, wait, all apologies. Answer me one simple question. 779 00:52:38,951 --> 00:52:41,453 Where the fuck is River Cartwright? 780 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -