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We keep putting more on,
and it's not showing up at all.
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Well, then I guess cocaine
is weightless, all right?
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I'm gonna file that up here.
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- What are you doing?
- Cleaning my hands off.
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- What are you, a cat? Use a towel.
- My mouth's right here.
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We talked about this.
No getting high.
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I'm not getting high.
I'm just cleaning my hands.
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We have to be very careful,
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considering our past
addictions to glue and crack.
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- Well, we got over that.
- I got over that.
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I don't smoke crack anymore.
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You huff glue every single day.
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- No, I don't.
- No? Did you have any today?
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- I feel gross.
- We made a thousand dollars.
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No. I made a thousand dollars.
You didn't do shit.
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You just sat in the car
and read a magazine.
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What the hell do I need you for?
Give me that money.
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Every ho needs a pimp.
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- We got any vials around here?
- Vials for what?
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We went back to Bingo.
We got a bit of the cocaine back
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with the money we got from the pills.
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You better go back and get a gun.
Dealin' drugs is dangerous.
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No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug.
There's no danger involved.
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It's like stockbrokers
and high-powered business…
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We'll just go to Center City…
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Sure, waltz right into a board meeting,
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slap your drugs down
on the conference table and be, like,
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"Hey, you guys wanna buy drugs?
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- "We're drug dealers."
- Mmm-mmm.
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- You saying that's not gonna work?
- What are you saying?
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying that that is not gonna…
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Oh, you don't like that idea?
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At least we didn't become prostitutes.
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- I am not a prostitute. I am providing…
- Let me handle this.
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Dennis is providing a very important
service to lonely people in need.
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- Really? So he speaks for you now?
- No.
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He doesn't have to speak
if he doesn't want to.
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- I don't? Really?
- No. You leave everything to me.
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All you have to do is sit there, relax,
have yourself a drink,
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and just keep looking handsome.
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I like that arrangement.
Get me a beer, Frank.
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- Oh, no beer. Too many calories.
- Yep.
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- It's all about keeping this body fit.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Uh-huh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.
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That doesn't have much calories,
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so I think that's a smart drink.
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I take care of my boy.
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Every time you talk,
you weaken the nation. Shut up.
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- Why you wanna hurt me?
- I'm not Just shut up and play cards.
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You're judgin'.
You judge me all the time.
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I'm just tryin'
to remain elegant over here.
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- Don't try so hard.
- Remain quiet.
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Oh! Youse guys
got the right idea with these.
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It's the perfect mix of comfort
and wind resistance.
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They make that in men's?
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Huh? I think
this is men's. Yeah, it's men's.
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Hey, listen, guys.
I was thinkin' we go down to Paddy's,
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you know, put the
squeeze on 'em.
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Yeah, well, we're right
in the middle of somethin' right now.
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Don't you guys do anything
besides play cards and eat deli meats?
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Go wash my car.
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Fellas!
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I feel like I'm being
seriously underutilized here, you know?
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Look, if you just give me a chance,
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- I could show you how hard I actually am.
- What?
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That's right.
I'm so hard that people are scared of me.
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They should be,
'cause I'll explode all over them.
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Come on!
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- What's the matter with you?
- I'm eatin' here.
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- What?
- What are you talkin' about, your dick?
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My dick? No, I'm talkin' about
my brute force and my catlike reflexes.
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You hear that, Anthony?
He's got catlike reflexes.
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That's right.
Hands like a cat.
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You know what? I think someone
just earned themselves a nickname.
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- Really? What?
- Yep.
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From now on, you'll be
known as pussy hands.
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I wanna go on record
saying I don't like pussy hands.
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But I think cougar hands
would be good.
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Here's to you, pussy hands.
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That's great. Then it's settled.
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Hey, pussy hands, go wash my car.
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- How about jaguar hands?
- Nah.
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- Leopard hands?
- No.
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- Panther hands.
- No.
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God damn it.
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Go get your saucer of milk, honey.
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He does have gorgeous hands though.
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- Excuse us.
- Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?
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Hi. Would you two be interested in…
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These people are just walking too fast.
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You know what we should do?
We should go back to the country club.
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Remember the country
club, with the jockeys?
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- This about the horse, Charlie?
- It is about the horse, yeah.
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- God damn it.
- Look, Dee,
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I'm pretty sure that
those jockeys are raping that horse, Dee.
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- They're raping the shit out of it.
- Excuse me, sir. Can I talk…
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They're racing by as fast as they can.
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These people are revved up.
They're in fifth gear, and we're in first.
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We need to boost our RPM's up.
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Let's get goin' a bit.
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What are you suggesting?
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A little dip into our
Bolivian marching powder,
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then we're back out on the street.
Not in your nose.
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- What?
- That's how you become a drug addict.
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Rub it all over your gums.
All over your gums.
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- Okay.
- Feel that? How's that feel for you?
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Whoa. I can see
what you mean, Charlie. I think I see…
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It's like my mouth
is no longer a part of my head.
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And I kind of feel nothing,
but it feels so good.
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That's the feeling you're going for.
That's where you wanna be at.
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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15 minutes.
That's what I've been doing.
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- 'Cause it kinda wears down.
- What? Charlie. 10 to 15 minutes?
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No. No. We're gonna run out.
No more gumming for a little while.
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No more gumming.
We're good though.
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I'm ready. I feel pretty good.
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- I feel weird, but pretty good.
- Let's start the show.
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Let's be like Wall Street and…
Rickety Cricket.
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- That's Rickety Cricket!
- Rickety!
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Rickety Cricket!
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- Rickety Cricket!
- Rickety!
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- Where have you been hiding?
- Where have you been?
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- They let you become a priest again?
- Congratulations.
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- It's the reverend. Hey, man.
- How you doin', man?
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- Keep your head up, Reverend.
- Hey, keep the faith.
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Bless you.
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- Oh. Yikes. I get it.
- It's like…
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Ever since you convinced
me to abandon the church,
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my life has been
in a bit of a tailspin.
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Who? Me or Charlie?
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You, Dee. You.
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- That doesn't ring a bell.
- There was something that happened.
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- I wasn't sure that it was that.
- I don't think it was that.
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So you're livin' on the streets now?
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- Yes, I'm living…
- That's great. That's really great.
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Actually, it's the opposite of great.
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It's one of the darkest times of my life.
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- Is it? Is it?
- Yes.
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But the good thing is
you must know a lot of drug addicts.
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- Oh!
- Well, yes.
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I was actually attacked by a couple
last night. Almost got stabbed.
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- Oh, really? That's great.
- Did you? Did you really?
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Wonderful, you can help us
sell our cocaine.
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Yeah, do you know
those guys? Can you sell drugs to them?
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Do you bump into them?
Do you guys hang out on certain corners?
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- Are you close?
- Whoa.
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You want me to sell drugs for you?
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- We'd do it, but we're not street urchins.
- Yeah, man. Yeah.
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Know what I mean? But you.
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They would buy drugs
from a street urchin like yourself.
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Got the street urchin thing goin' on now.
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Please stop calling me a street urchin.
I'm not a street urchin.
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- You are what you are now.
- Yeah.
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I was a priest.
I have a master's in theology.
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- That was then. This is now.
- What good's it doing you?
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I am trying to get my life
back on track, okay?
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I don't think selling drugs
is such a smart move, so…
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- Uh-oh. I'm sorry.
- Come on, Cricket.
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I guess Charlie and I didn't see you
sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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What's your problem?
You just push my buttons, don't you?
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You just enjoy pushing my buttons.
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- Come on, come on, come on.
- I've done nothing to her.
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Can I stop this little
lovers' quarrel, all right?
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You're not fooling anybody.
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Clearly, the two of you
have strong feelings for each other,
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and you're letting that get in the way
of a good business deal here.
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Look, Cricket, for the love of God,
help us out here, man.
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I am not…
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I tell you what.
I'll let you stay at Dee's place.
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- No.
- Till you're back up on your feet.
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- Dee's place?
- Yeah. You two alone, together.
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One thing could
lead to another. You never know.
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You think she still likes me?
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- Yeah.
- Yes!
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I wasn't sure because I know we have
sort of a sexual tension.
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No, no, no.
You guys got your own thing going on.
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I gotta take a cut now, Cricket.
We're working together.
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Jesus Christ, Frank.
I can't believe you had that thing made.
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Every pimp has a chalice.
This one is the shit.
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Great. How much money
did you drop on that?
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A lot.
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So you spend a shitload
of money on a chalice
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you're just gonna eat cereal out of,
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but you won't bail us out
by paying the mob?
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By the way, your jane
is sitting over there.
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Oh, you gotta be kid…
Her? Dude, she's, like, 100 years old.
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- Sixty-eight tops.
- That's still extremely old.
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Well, I'm not kissing that.
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No, you don't have to kiss her.
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We can make that one of your rules.
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This time, nothing with the ass.
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Because that got really
weird last time, all right?
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What are you talkin' about?
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You didn't set up
that ass play on the last one?
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No. I never set up any ass play.
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All right. Well.
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I wanna set up a doctor's
appointment anyway
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just to be… Just to be safe.
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- All right. Do that.
- All right. Here we go.
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Hypothetically speaking here.
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Do you think you could teach a horse
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to sit on a barstool and drink beer?
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I don't know,
Charlie. Maybe.
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And would you hypothetically
pay really good money to see that?
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Is this about bringing
a horse back to the bar?
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Because that is completely insane.
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Come on. I'm askin'
hypothetical questions here. Come on.
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I'm sorry.
I'm a little preoccupied
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with worrying about
being killed by the mob because
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- a homeless priest ran off with our drugs.
- Sure. Sure.
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- Who is it?
- It's Matt.
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- Who?
- Matthew Mara.
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- It's Rickety Cricket.
- It's Rickety Cricket.
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- Hey! Come on in, man.
- Hey!
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- Come in.
- Yeah!
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- Where should I put this?
- Why does he have that?
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- Why does he have his stuff?
- Charlie said I could move…
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No, it's not important.
Come on, all right.
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Look at this place.
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- It's exactly as I imagined it would be.
- What is? Why?
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Cricks? How'd you do
with our drugs, man?
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Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.
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Hey, is there
a dream catcher above your bed?
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- Shit, shit, shit!
- Holy shit! Look at all that money.
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- That is a huge wad of money.
- This is more than we make at the bar.
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- I've never seen this much money.
- Oh, my God.
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I guess we can pay
the mob back now.
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- We can definitely pay them back.
- That's good.
229
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:37,995
Mmm-hmm.
But we have another day.
230
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,330
Oh, we have a whole day.
We have 24 whole hours to go.
231
00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,582
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
And he flipped this in what?
232
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,041
- No time really. No time.
- Oh.
233
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,627
He flipped it so fast, Charlie.
234
00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,172
We could flip another batch.
We could pay the mob back.
235
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,215
We could have money
left over for ourselves.
236
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,551
- Maybe a little coke.
- Yeah, more coke. More coke.
237
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,303
- I can get a horse.
- You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie.
238
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,221
- We can have some coke then.
- Oh! She likes Swiss!
239
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,723
I knew it! I pictured Swiss.
240
00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:01,602
Hey, uh, Cricket? Cricket, buddy.
241
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,104
Can I talk to you for a second?
242
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:07,649
Look, uh, you did
such a fantastic job,
243
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:11,361
that we're gonna need you
to go back out there and do it again.
244
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,405
No, but you guys said
it was a one-time thing.
245
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,948
Oh, we say things all day.
246
00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,201
- We say words all the time.
- We said so many things.
247
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,871
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that
bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.
248
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,373
- Now's not a good time for that, man.
- I'm so tired.
249
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,083
- Are you tired?
- I'm just so tired.
250
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,252
Check it out. I got
the thing for you, man, right here.
251
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:30,631
- What? Where'd you get that?
- Every good dealer keeps a head stash.
252
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:31,715
- No.
- Dee, you know that.
253
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,799
Look, dip your finger in there.
254
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,344
Look, Cricket.
I got the thing for you here, man.
255
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,887
- Let's speed you up.
- I can't.
256
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,640
And then you'll wanna
get back out there.
257
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,518
Oh. Ah. Yeah.
258
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,113
Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank?
259
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,491
I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.
260
00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:01,537
No more dinners. We're going
straight to bangin' from now on.
261
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,788
Check this out.
262
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,124
Jesus Christ, man.
263
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,251
What, you got a problem?
264
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,002
Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore.
265
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,712
- You are a whore.
- I'm not a whore.
266
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,507
I'm a handsome companion
who goes to nice dinners with fancy women
267
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,509
and who has rules about what he'll do.
268
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,136
- What happened to the rules, Frank?
- You can still have your rules.
269
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,472
It says right here,
"No rules."
270
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,057
Don't be so uptight.
271
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,142
You know what?
I'm walkin' from this… Ow!
272
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,269
What the hell, dude?
273
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,146
I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis.
This is all you got.
274
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,065
Ow!
275
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,693
- Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
- Don't talk back to me!
276
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,695
Okay. Sorry.
277
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,240
Look, I'm gonna get
you out of this.
278
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,576
It's you and me against the world.
279
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,537
I'm not gonna
let anything bad happen to you.
280
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,622
- You promise?
- I promise.
281
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,210
And, hey,
I don't wanna hit you, baby.
282
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,671
So please don't make me, okay?
283
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,424
You're my one and only.
284
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,509
You gotta do right by me, okay?
285
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:00,387
Okay.
286
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:04,099
Oh, come on, Cricket.
Where is he, Charlie? Why do we trust him?
287
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:06,018
He came through for us once.
He'll do it again.
288
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,644
- This is empty.
- No. Get rid of that.
289
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,898
- You know what, this is his whole plan.
- It's not a plan.
290
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,649
Yeah. He convinced us
that he was on our side.
291
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,860
- Now he's gonna stab us in the back.
- No, I don't think so.
292
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,403
- What's with the pants?
- These things?
293
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,447
- These are horse-riding pants.
- Charlie, you can't get a horse.
294
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,781
- Why not?
- Because it's crazy.
295
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:20,866
Oh, I'm sorry. Is it any crazier
296
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,993
than having a dog that bites or sheds?
297
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,412
Or a cat that poops in a box
while it's biting you?
298
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,623
- While it's biting you?
- Oh! You guys!
299
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,292
- There you are! What are you doing?
- Cricket! There you are!
300
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,127
- I'm workin' on my moves.
- What moves?
301
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,046
For my musical.
I'm writing a musical, you guys.
302
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,297
It's about life on the streets.
303
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,341
Archangel has to live
on the streets and fight crime.
304
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,009
- What?
- That's great. Where are our drugs?
305
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,054
- I sold the drugs.
- Good. Give us the money.
306
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,973
Spent the money on these
sweet-ass kettledrums. Look at these.
307
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,767
- Those are trash cans.
- Trash cans, Cricket!
308
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,603
Oh, these are trash cans?
Then why do they sound like this?
309
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,566
You sold our drug money
on two garbage cans?
310
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,277
No. No, no, no, no.
I did some too.
311
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,197
- Yeah, we can see that! Is there any left?
- Can we have what's left?
312
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,533
There is some left.
You guys are yelling like crazy
313
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,535
and I can't compute.
Don't do all of it though.
314
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,787
Because I still gotta write
the seventh act. It's kinda all up here.
315
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,413
- Cricket, come on, back to the bar.
- Let's go.
316
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,748
I'm not going anywhere
without these kettledrums.
317
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,251
- Bring your trash cans.
- Don't forget the trash cans.
318
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,044
I'm bringing the trash cans.
319
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,547
Watch the crack addicts though.
They will cut you.
320
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,510
Now you understand?
It's $200 for the first hour.
321
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,762
And $150 every hour after that.
322
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,640
Unless you want him to act
like he's enjoying it.
323
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,767
Then it's a little extra. Eh?
324
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,521
All right.
325
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,899
I need, I need you
326
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,484
Make it sexy.
327
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:41,530
I need, I need you
328
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,741
You like ass play?
He'll do anything with the ass.
329
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,537
I never said
I wasn't gonna tell…
330
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,131
- Don Sal?
- Yeah. What?
331
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,259
Forgive me for speaking
out of line here, but…
332
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:06,096
I don't think I'm being
properly utilized within the organization.
333
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,473
I mean, I've tried to be
eager and work with a smile,
334
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,143
but I'm not making
any forward progress.
335
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,937
- Aren't you the janitor?
- It's not important, Don Sal.
336
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,190
What is important
is that I get out on those streets
337
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,816
and start doing gangster shit.
338
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,776
There's gotta be a union boss
I can put the squeeze on.
339
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,778
Or a truck I can hijack, right?
340
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:27,910
How would you like to do
me a personal favor?
341
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,413
- Sounds shady. I'm in.
- Good.
342
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:35,709
I need you to go over to my house
and take care of my wife.
343
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,545
- You mean, like, rub her out?
- No.
344
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,797
You want me to bang her? Oh.
345
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,299
- No!
- I'm sorry.
346
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,884
What the hell is wrong with you?
Why would you say that?
347
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,427
Communication problem.
348
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,180
What I need you to do
is just go over there.
349
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,598
Like a protection thing.
350
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,892
- Yeah. It's somethin' like that.
- Okay.
351
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,771
I mean, you don't mind
gettin' your hands dirty, do you?
352
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,440
- Absolutely not.
- Good.
353
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,985
Goddamn mafia!
354
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,115
Two hearts that beat as one
355
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,660
Like that? Huh?
Get what you want?
356
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,161
Just keep dancing, whore.
357
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,539
Two hearts that beat as one
358
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,292
Dennis?
359
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,506
We gotta talk. Now.
360
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,341
What the hell you doin' here, dude?
361
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,676
I'm working.
What are you doing?
362
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,636
You cannot seriously
be thinking about banging this old lady.
363
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,806
No, Mac, you have to separate yourself
from the way they look.
364
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,642
Frank says that the only thing
that matters in this game is cash.
365
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,019
- What did Frank do to you, dude?
- Frank takes care of me.
366
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,480
You don't understand
the nature of our relationship.
367
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,983
- What?
- Hey! Hey! You! Out!
368
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,026
- This is our turf. Get out.
- No, Frank.
369
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:46,196
He cannot bang this woman, okay?
It's the mob boss' wife.
370
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,531
What do you think she's gonna do?
371
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616
Call her husband and say
she's banging a whore?
372
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,660
Dennis, up those stairs.
373
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,787
Dennis, don't do it.
He's got you brainwashed.
374
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,331
- Go!
- Dennis! Stay!
375
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,583
- Go!
- Stay!
376
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,834
- Get up there!
- Stay!
377
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,085
- Now!
- Stay!
378
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,211
- Now!
- Stay!
379
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,463
- Frank, you're gonna get us killed!
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
380
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,924
Please stop hitting me
so I can think for a second.
381
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,303
You see? This is bad.
You got him thinking for himself again.
382
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,222
What the hell are you doing, whore?
Get back upstairs.
383
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,183
No.
384
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,643
Get your ass back in the bedroom.
385
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,395
I'm outta here.
386
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,274
What about you, pussy hands?
387
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,028
Me? Oh, no. I would never
sleep with you. You're gross.
388
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,408
- Okay. Last taste. Last taste.
- One more. That's it.
389
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,702
- Last one.
- That's it because we're almost out of it.
390
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,621
- We can't do this.
- That's it. Mmm-hmm.
391
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,873
All right. Okay.
Here's the plan.
392
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,042
I'm gonna cut it
with flour, all right?
393
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,418
I don't think the mob's
gonna know the difference.
394
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,128
- You sure that's gonna work?
- Yeah. 'Cause people do it all the time.
395
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,922
I think this will trick 'em.
396
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,304
- That's too much, huh?
- That's too much flour.
397
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,139
- Oh, God, they're gonna kill us!
- No, no, no, no.
398
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,807
- We're dead!
- No, here's what we're gonna do.
399
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,143
- We're dead 'cause of the flour.
- No, no. We're outta here.
400
00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,521
We're gonna skip town.
We're gonna go up to the mountains.
401
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,439
- We can't tell anybody. We just gotta go.
- We'll go to the mountains.
402
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:03,941
We gotta get outta here, Charlie.
403
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,275
- They'll never fine us.
- We're gonna have a fresh start.
404
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,818
- We'll start over.
- I like that.
405
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:10,614
Okay, it's just gonna
be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
406
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,117
Who's Peter Nincompoop?
407
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,997
- Huh? Huh?
- Oh, my God. How did that get here?
408
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,249
- Huh?
- How did that get here?
409
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,917
I rode it here.
What do you think? Come on.
410
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,336
- Hop on. We're outta here.
- No. I'm not hopping on there.
411
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,047
We can't get outta here on that.
We need a car. It's too obvious.
412
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,216
- It is?
- People will see us and it.
413
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,593
- We gotta get out in a car.
- All right.
414
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,846
You got a better chance without us,
don't you, buddy?
415
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,932
Okay. You know what?
Get outta here. Hah!
416
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,894
Go, Peter Nincompoop!
I miss you already!
417
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,690
I love you, Peter Nincompoop.
418
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,108
Mmm. Let's go.
419
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,864
- Okay, okay.
- What are you doin'?
420
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,991
- I'm gonna try and stay sharp here.
- That's mostly flour.
421
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,034
I know, but if we do enough of it,
it should still work, right?
422
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,578
Well, then, let's do a lot of it.
423
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,871
Let's go!
424
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,040
That's a pop. That's a pop.
425
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,334
Make it sexy, okay.
It has to be sexy.
426
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,086
Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?
427
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,463
- Frank, put the gun away.
- Oh, no.
428
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,841
I'm goin' out,
I'm goin' guns blazing.
429
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,927
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher
430
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,638
- Whoo!
- Rickety Cricket.
431
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,640
- Hey!
- Lookin' good, bro.
432
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,309
Thanks, man. I'm almost done.
433
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,564
How you guys doin'?
434
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,482
- We're very good.
- Things are fine.
435
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,318
- You guys look like you're doin' well.
- Absolutely.
436
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,195
Hey, check it out.
We got all the cocaine.
437
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,822
- Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine.
- We might have bigger problems.
438
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,532
We just pissed off the mob boss's wife
439
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,867
because me and Dennis
wouldn't bang her.
440
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,912
So we just need to be
prepared for anything.
441
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,872
Okay. Then I tell you what.
I will get my gun.
442
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,457
Whoa. When'd you get a gun?
443
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,666
- I went back to Bingo.
- Wow.
444
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,001
I thought we said no guns though.
445
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,252
We did.
But that was before all the blow.
446
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,463
You should've told me, 'cause I've been
carrying this around the entire time.
447
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,674
Guys, guys, guys!
No guns! No guns!
448
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:53,759
I'm gonna put this in my sock.
449
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,178
And if the shit goes down,
I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe.
450
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,597
- Right.
- And I'll reach for some cigarettes.
451
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,433
And when I ask for a light,
we come out blastin'!
452
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,310
- Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
- No! No!
453
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,978
We are not gonna come out blasting!
454
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,397
Jesus Christ!
What is wrong with you people?
455
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:11,568
Look, we can still
get through this if we just calm down.
456
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,071
Oh! These guys.
457
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,240
Hey. Ho.
458
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,159
All right. It's Friday.
459
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,203
Youse guys got somethin' for me?
460
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,496
Has anybody got a light?
461
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,920
Put the guns down!
462
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,922
I got the 25 G's.
I got the money, so it's all good.
463
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,507
- Eh?
- There you go.
464
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,050
- Get outta here.
- Go on.
465
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,386
- Count it.
- Got it, boss.
466
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,847
- Where'd you get the money?
- I sold Frank's pimp chalice.
467
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,473
- What?
- That's right, you son of a bitch.
468
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,643
- Thanks for bailing us out like always.
- God damn it.
469
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,855
- It's all here, boss.
- Okay. Well, that was close.
470
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,064
Yeah, it seemed close.
471
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,607
- It got a little stressful there.
- A little tense.
472
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,526
"Tense" is an excellent word
for what happened.
473
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,319
It was nice doin' business
with you guys.
474
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,655
And, hopefully, I'll never
have to see you again.
475
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,781
Yeah.
476
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,741
- All righty.
- Sounds good.
477
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,452
You guys, you gotta make it sexy.
Hips and nips.
478
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,954
Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.
479
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,540
Yeah.
480
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,083
- What?
- Who?
481
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,002
- You.
- Come here.
482
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,670
- Yeah?
- Can you do me a favor?
483
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,673
- Sure.
- Explain to me why my wife is calling me
484
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:18,427
saying that one of pussy hands' friends
tried to force himself on her.
485
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,346
- Oh! Oh!
- This guy?
486
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,641
Oh! Oh! That's crazy!
487
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,144
- Enough with the "Oh's"!
- Okay, I think that's insane
488
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,854
'cause I have no idea
what you're talking about.
489
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,190
Then I assume it was you, pinhead.
490
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,150
No! It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
491
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,027
Well, then who was it?
492
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,403
You guys! I did it!
493
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,780
And I made it so sexy!
494
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,242
Look at this.
I've achieved total sexiness!
495
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,954
- I am the man! I made it so sexy.
- Get him.
496
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,373
- You got it. I wanna talk to you.
- Fancy pants.
497
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:52,377
It's so… It's so sexy.
That's the thing. It's all hips and nips.
498
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,672
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher
499
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,216
Hey, do you guys have more blow?
500
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,259
- Yes!
- Get him outta here.
501
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,514
- Well… Couple beers?
- Yeah. Shots.
502
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:04,806
All right.
503
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,518
Oh. What a day.
504
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,275
They broke my legs
but they didn't break my spirit
505
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,445
But I don't feel no pain
'cause I found more cocaine
506
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:19,780
Cocaine