1 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:04,796 Wow, dude. This thing is disgusting. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,549 There's so much rust. Maybe we should wipe it with a wet rag. 3 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,510 - I'm not gonna do that! - Why not? 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:11,970 Because it's a goddamn circuit breaker, Mac. We'll get electrocuted. 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,764 No, I'm just gonna use this screwdriver, all right? 6 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,516 It's got a rubber handle. That'll keep me grounded. 7 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,101 I'm pretty sure you have to be standing on rubber. 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,854 - Well, the bottoms of my shoes are rubber. - Oh, no! You know what it is? 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,606 You can't be standing on the ground at all. 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,900 - Maybe jump up into midair and do it. - Hmm? 11 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,819 Yeah. If you jump into the air and grab a live wire, 12 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,488 you won't get electrocuted. 13 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,282 But then if you land on the ground and you're still holding that wire, 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,244 you'll be blown to bits. I saw it in Tango & Cash. 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,079 So I'm supposed to risk my life based on something 16 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,997 that you saw in Tango & Cash? 17 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,625 - Kurt Russell, I think… - I'm gonna jam this thing 18 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,960 with a screwdriver, all right? 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,503 The rubber handle will ground me. And I'll be safe. 20 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,421 - All right. Give it a shot. - Okay. 21 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,923 - It's all set to scrape… - Oh, my God! 22 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,091 Holy shit! 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,218 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing? 24 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,845 - It exploded. - You're making it worse! 25 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,763 You gotta pay somebody to fix this. 26 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,765 No! I'm tired of spending my money 27 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,892 every time something goes wrong here. 28 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,894 We can't fix it! It's too dangerous! 29 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,272 - It scared the shit out of me, man. - Well, get Charlie to do it. 30 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,439 He won't go near it. 31 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,275 He's already been electrocuted, like, 500 times. 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,943 Yeah, man. I think he's starting to catch on to that. 33 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,444 Dennis, go get me a harness 34 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,363 'cause I'll have to be swinging in the air to do this. 35 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,990 - Are you kidding me? - I told you. 36 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,533 Did you get the flashlights? 37 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,994 Forget about the flashlights! Check these bad boys out! 38 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,287 - They fell off the back of a truck. - Huh? 39 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,664 - Nice grab. - But what about the flashlights? 40 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,708 Uh, I'm sorry. Someone wasn't paying attention, right? 41 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,960 - Free speakers! Free speakers for the bar! - Speakers! 42 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,253 Mac, let's plug these bad boys in. 43 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,588 - Yeah! - We don't have any electricity! 44 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,673 - That's why we needed the flashlight. - Careful! 45 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,592 I'm sorry. I didn't… 46 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,427 - Holy shit. - What is that? 47 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,972 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 48 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,640 That's a big bag of drugs. 49 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:39,933 This is not good, dude. 50 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,101 Somebody's gonna be looking for those drugs. 51 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,228 Relax, dude. They're gonna be shit out of luck 'cause no one… 52 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,480 No one saw us take the speakers. Did they? 53 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,066 - See us take… - No. 54 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,736 There you have it. Look, let's not worry or panic. 55 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,988 This is… This is a lot of drugs. 56 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,449 But, like, what's the worst that could happen? 57 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,527 Gotta get rid of it. 58 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,237 Yeah. Drugs are bad news. Let's get rid of it. 59 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,156 - Throw it in the garbage. - You can't do that, a kid could find it. 60 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,533 - Right. - Burn it. 61 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,076 Well, then we're dealing with a fume situation. 62 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,202 Yeah. You gotta wear masks and… 63 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,411 It's a whole thing… 64 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,913 It's a whole production. It's a big production. 65 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,164 Then bury it! 66 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,999 No, see. Now we're back to the kids again. 67 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,335 - Kids run with shovels, playing in dirt. - Absolutely. 68 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,546 - And then one of them's gonna… - Okay. Call the police. 69 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,298 What, are we gonna just solve society's drug problem? 70 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,633 - You know what I mean? - Is that on us? 71 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,801 - No! - Is that on us now? 72 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,344 The community is still going down the toilet. 73 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,721 So I think what you're saying, Sweet Dee, is that we could use 74 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,349 - the unsolvable drug problem in society… - Mmm-hmm. 75 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,935 …to fix the solvable light problem in our bar. 76 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,270 - Yes. - I hear you. 77 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,355 We're saying we're gonna do the drugs, 78 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,023 - and then try and fix all the lights. - No. 79 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,525 - Charlie didn't understand that. - That's asinine. 80 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,485 - You want to rewind? - Yeah, we're gonna flip the drugs. 81 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:16,363 Make a bunch of money. Use that money to fix the electricity. 82 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,365 All right. Well, both ways work. I kinda like my way… 83 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,908 - Great plan. - Your way's terrible. 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,243 - I'm in. Let's sell these drugs. - You're not in. 85 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,245 And you're not gonna sell them. We'll do it, Charlie. 86 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,913 Because we found the drugs. 87 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,456 - And you're bossy. - Very bossy. 88 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,333 - I'm not bossy. - Scumbags! 89 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,419 Frank, come on, man. Look, we're trying to get some money 90 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,504 to fix the lights in our bar because you won't give it to us. 91 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:36,717 Back in my day, only the biggest pieces of shit dealt drugs. 92 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,594 - We're not gonna deal drugs. - Yeah, right. 93 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,013 - We're gonna flip it once. - A one-time flip. 94 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,848 - Yeah. - We'll go to that shady guy, Bingo. 95 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,975 - Oh, Bingo. - We'll say "Here's a pile of drugs. 96 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,894 - "Give us some money." Then… - Oh, no, no. 97 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,146 You don't go to Bingo. Bingo is my contact. 98 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,190 I'm sorry. I don't think you can call dibs 99 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,108 - on a shady people-smuggler. - You can't do that. 100 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,444 Just do not mention my name! 101 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,113 - My God. - Relax. No one's gonna mention your name. 102 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,741 Hey, Bingo. Frank sent us. 103 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,745 Frank, huh? I'm gonna skin that son of a bitch and wear his face. 104 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,538 - What's up? - We're trying… 105 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,123 - Don't look at me. - Excuse me? 106 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,249 Look up. Up. 107 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,417 - Okay. - Is this good? 108 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,336 That's fine. Now speak. 109 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,755 Uh, okay. Uh, well, listen, Bingo. 110 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,799 We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea. 111 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:21,970 Sweet, delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. 112 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,388 - Nose clams? - No. I don't follow you. 113 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,599 I don't know what you're talking about. 114 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,186 It's not confusing. Just everybody settle down. 115 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,938 These are the kind of nose clams 116 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,190 that make you want to dance the night away. 117 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,192 I don't get what the hell you're talking about. 118 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,236 - I don't even know what you're saying. - It's so obvious! 119 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,613 You know what? It's not obvious. Now you're being too vague. 120 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,323 You're talking about dancing clams. 121 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,243 - What's gonna make you dance? - These are the kind of nose clams 122 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,328 that you crush up into a line of white powder 123 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,122 and you snort them up through your nose. And they make you high. 124 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,125 You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it. They come from Colombia. 125 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,795 They're illegal. And they rhyme with "propane." 126 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,839 Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there. 127 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,674 - So you wanna sell me cocaine? - Yes! 128 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,008 Why didn't you just come out and say that? 129 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,552 - Instead of dancing around it. - That is so tacky. 130 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,304 - We talked about it on the way over. - It's not tacky. 131 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:08,141 That is the kindergarten behavior of drug dealing. Do you want them or not? 132 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,518 - Yeah, of course I do. - Oh, great. 133 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,727 - Well, here you go. - Thank you. 134 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,354 - Eyes, boom. - Yeah. 135 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,485 Oh! Oh! 136 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,696 Youse two. We need to talk to youse. Huh? 137 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,656 Shit. Are you guys gangsters? 138 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,824 Shut up! 139 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,076 Ah, owe me a coke. Listen. 140 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,412 Rumor has it that somebody who works at this bar, 141 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,497 found a certain somethin' that belongs to us. 142 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,666 A certain somethin' which may or may not 143 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,543 have fallen off a certain truck. 144 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,546 And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone 145 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,923 pick it up and take it back to a certain bar, 146 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,468 which may or may not be the place that we happen to be or not be 147 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,096 talkin' to a couple of certain somebodies right this very second. 148 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,431 - Capisce? - Huh? 149 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,602 Fellas, we're about six beers' deep 150 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,437 so I think you're gonna have to 151 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,856 be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part. 152 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,025 I… I missed out on the whole thing to be honest with you. 153 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,402 I was confused by it. I'm very confused by the… 154 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,197 I was confused by the whole thing if I'm being honest. 155 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,117 Look, why don't you just return what belongs to us? 156 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:11,622 Or pay us the 25 G's that it's worth, and we'll be square. 157 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,373 Youse got until Friday, huh? 158 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,791 What happens on Friday? 159 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,543 Oh… 160 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,921 Well, Friday is the day 161 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:23,592 that we may or may not be forced to chop your limbs off 162 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:29,306 and distribute them evenly amongst your friends and your family. 163 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,641 And that's Friday. 164 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,019 - Friday. - Okay. 165 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,314 Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's… That's very… A very clear message. 166 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,608 - We'll certainly get on that right away. - Yeah. 167 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,944 Okay. That's much appreciated. 168 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,487 Uh, good day to youse. 169 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,823 - And good day to youse. Come on. - Huh? 170 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,492 Chewin' in my ear all the time. 171 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,077 - Let's go already. - Come on. Come on. Come on. 172 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,828 Holy shit! 173 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:59,378 Guess who sold the drugs and we can fix the lights now 174 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,963 - The lights are fixed. - Yeah, man. 175 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,548 No shit. How'd you do that? 176 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:03,715 We got bigger problems than that, dude. 177 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,260 The drugs that you sold, they belong to the mob. 178 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,886 - What? - Yeah, they saw you guys. 179 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,430 Guys, real-life actual gangsters. It was pretty cool. 180 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,349 - They came to the bar. They threatened us. - It was not cool! 181 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,518 Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money 182 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,853 that you got from Bingo. So it's… 183 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,438 Cool. And then maybe we can keep a little for ourselves too. 184 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,606 - How much did you get? - Perfect. 185 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,860 - Oh, dude, a one, a two, a $300! - Hello. 186 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,153 You guys, those drugs were worth 25 grand! 187 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,281 Oh, shit! Are you serious? 188 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,574 - Yes! - Now, see now? I told you. 189 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,242 - I asked for more money. - What? 190 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,577 - Yes, I did. - No, you didn't! 191 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,913 I was using dead presidents as a cover. You didn't get that? 192 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:38,125 He said to the man he wanted many thousands of green people 193 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,501 from history times. 194 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,461 Oh, my God. We are so screwed. 195 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,463 - How are we gonna get 25 grand by Friday? - I get that. 196 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,969 Don't look at me. You made this bed. 197 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,763 You're sleeping in it. This is a life lesson for you. 198 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,849 This is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right? 199 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,727 We are going to get whacked off by a bunch of scary Italian guys. 200 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,895 Did they say they were gonna whack us off? 201 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,563 They implied they wanted to whack us all off! 202 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,524 Nobody's gonna get whacked off today, okay? Listen. 203 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,943 We're gonna take the money. We'll go get our drugs back from Bingo. 204 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,362 We'll give it to the mob and pretend none of this ever happened. 205 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,906 - And this time, I'll do the talking! - Okay. 206 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,490 Just keep my name out of it. 207 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,743 Frank said to tell you to sell us back our drugs. 208 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,204 - Okay. No problem. - Good. Good. 209 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,747 - Great. - Excellent. 210 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,540 - Five thousand dollars. - What? 211 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,376 - Oh, boy! - An hour ago, you gave us $300 for 'em. 212 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,212 - Yeah, man. - I don't recall that. 213 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,005 - Come on! - All right. 214 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,757 What can we get for $300 then? 215 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,968 You want an exotic bird? 216 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,345 If you're gonna play this game, 217 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,638 we need to buy something from you 218 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,557 that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. 219 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,518 Okay. Oxycontin. 220 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,937 It's a very popular pill these days. 221 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,730 I happen to have a shitload of it. 222 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,273 - How much? - $1,200. 223 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,776 - Oh, boy. Wow. - That's gonna… 224 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,278 - Bingo! Wow. - Goodness gracious with this guy. 225 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,614 - If it's not one thing it's another thing. - Oh, okay. 226 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,907 Think about it this way. 227 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,825 If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each. 228 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,578 - Great. - I'll just go grab cash from my money tree 229 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:59,206 - that I have planted. - I know a leprechaun with a pot of gold. 230 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,666 He lives at the end of my street. 231 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,417 Maybe I'll go to a bank and say, "Hello. 232 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,253 - "Do I have an account here?" - Call Donald Trump! 233 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:08,799 How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them? 234 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,470 - They're… - The economy is in shambles. 235 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,473 - Have you seen the marketplace right now? - The NASDAQ! 236 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,808 - Dow Jones! - It's up then down. 237 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:21,103 Stop talking, God damn it! Fine! I'll do it! 238 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,647 - I'm not getting my money back, am I? - Give us money. 239 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:26,775 Boom. 240 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:28,235 What am I supposed to do with that? 241 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,821 - You tell us. - Bingo said you knew how to sell drugs. 242 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:33,866 I told you not to involve me! Did you mention my name? 243 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,201 - First thing we did. - You gonna harp on it all day? 244 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,620 God damn it! The guy's gonna skin me alive. 245 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,664 - He is gonna skin you alive. - He mentioned something about it. 246 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,083 Will you just pay the mob off so we don't have to sell these pills? 247 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,627 Dennis, I am not using any more of my money! 248 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,672 - The mob is gonna kill us, man! - Look, if I cave on this, 249 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,175 I'm gonna be bailing you guys out for the rest of my life. 250 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,926 - So… - I'm putting my foot down on this one. 251 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,095 You bitches gotta earn your own money! 252 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,181 Fine! Whatever! It doesn't matter. 253 00:09:57,306 --> 00:10:00,309 - 'Cause, seeing as how I'm the boss… - You're not the boss. 254 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,728 Yes, I am. I've come up with an excellent idea. 255 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,480 Frank, you are gonna get us into that country club that you used to belong to. 256 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,316 We're gonna sell the pills there. 257 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,610 - That'd be a good place to sell the pills. - Yes. Thank you very much. 258 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,863 You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills. 259 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,989 How long you got? 260 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,365 - Till Friday. - Mmm-mmm. 261 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,452 You'll have to turn a trick or two. Go into prostitution. 262 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,413 You are disgusting! How could you suggest… 263 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,415 I am absolutely not doing that! 264 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,042 I wasn't talking about you. 265 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,461 Guys at those country clubs get hotter broads than you. 266 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,587 - I would think, yeah. - Yeah. 267 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:33,217 I was saying the male escort is really hard to come by. 268 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,302 I'm picking up what you're putting down. 269 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,637 - I'll do it. - Oh… 270 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,640 Uh, Charlie, you're not quite cut from the right cloth. 271 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,558 - What? - Okay. Make it me. 272 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,061 Mac, you're too low class. All those women are gonna think 273 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,562 they're gonna catch somethin' from you. 274 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,397 - They are. - They will. 275 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191 I was thinking about Dennis. 276 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,777 Now, Frank, will any of these women 277 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,278 be attractive in any way? 278 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,239 - Probably not. - Then I'm not going to do it. 279 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,448 Let's sell some drugs. 280 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,533 - I got it. - Why are you grabbing it? 281 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,159 - Very grabby. Really? - Get out. 282 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,251 Okay. I think we gotta look for old ladies with lots of big jewelry. 283 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,920 - They got the deepest pockets. - Ah, that's my girl. 284 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,589 Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. 285 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,175 - Show a little chest. - Frank, I know what you're trying to do. 286 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:17,845 I'm not gonna be a whore. Just drop it. All right? 287 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,848 Holy shit. Did you guys see that midget 288 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,140 dressed like a lawn jockey? 289 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,768 - That's a jockey, Charlie. - Do what, now? 290 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,144 That's a real jockey. 291 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,147 The ones that ride on the horses… Forget it! 292 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,149 - Really? - Wait. They have horses here? 293 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,442 There's a racetrack next door, dude. 294 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,987 - Bye-bye. - What? No! 295 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,280 - Where are you going, man? - Where are you going? 296 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,698 All right, whatever! Let's split up. 297 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,825 - I call Dennis. - No. I'm not gonna be a whore, Frank. 298 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,953 You're already a whore. Why not make some money at it? 299 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,705 You're just gonna try and make me bang old ladies. 300 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,956 And then you're gonna have me move on to dudes. 301 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,584 - I just wanna hang out. - We're wasting time. Dee! Let's split up! 302 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,751 Come on! 303 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,424 Oh, that's good, huh? You like that? 304 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:56,842 It's a real beaut, huh? 305 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,677 Holy shit. You can talk? 306 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,387 - What? - That is great. 307 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,141 I would've figured if anything, your voice would be like super high. 308 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,350 Well, good for you. 309 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,145 She normally doesn't take to strangers. She must like you, huh? 310 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,939 Yeah. Wow. She seems like a real nice horse. 311 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,817 Actually, she kicked the last stable boy's brains in. 312 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,986 - He takes his food through a straw now. - I bet. 313 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:19,281 Hey, you wouldn't be interested in taking his job, would ya? 314 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,283 I'd be very interested. 315 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,493 You have any qualms about picking up shit? 316 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,579 Terrific. Terrific. 317 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,166 Usually, we'd use a shovel for that. But to each his own, I guess. 318 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,043 - Not me. - Why don't you come and meet the fellas? 319 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,253 All right. 320 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,297 Oh, right. Good work. 321 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,679 Okay. Now, there's only one thing that these rich old men understand. 322 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,725 And that is money. So I am gonna play the role of a high-powered executive. 323 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,019 - Mmm. - You are going to be my secretary, Linda. 324 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,648 Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner. 325 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,566 Dee, these guys are old school, okay? 326 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,735 They don't like women's rights. Now, don't give me any lip! 327 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,947 Okay, Linda. The first thing I need you to do is get Jameson on the phone 328 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,075 and tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment. 329 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,495 - He can shove it right back up his ass. - Oh, I got a better idea, Bob. 330 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,747 - How about you do it? - What's that? 331 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,542 Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me. 332 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,585 Well, why would I do that, Linda? 333 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,462 You're my secretary and a woman. 334 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,548 What do you know about investing? 335 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,841 Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. 336 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,426 Remind me again what we're having Jameson invest in? 337 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,639 Jameson is investing in new technologies. 338 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,140 Really? Which ones? 339 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,809 - Lasers. - Lasers! 340 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,103 - Yep. - That is adorable. 341 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,688 Lasers, Linda! 342 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,189 Who wants to buy some drugs? 343 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,447 Hey, man. You workin'? 344 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:46,201 - Excuse me? - Don't play dumb with me, hermano. 345 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,453 I know a gigolo when I see one. 346 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,039 No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right? 347 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,708 - For real? - Yeah. 348 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,545 A good-looking guy like you could do very well in my business. 349 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,797 Thanks. But I'm not really into banging old ladies. 350 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,299 Bang them? 351 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,845 No, bro. You got it all wrong, man. These women are classy. 352 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,347 Yeah, they just want someone to be nice to them. 353 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,682 Flirt a little bit. That's it. 354 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,142 Really? 355 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,352 - I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? - No. 356 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,022 Bro, it's all fancy dinners, exotic vacations. 357 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,900 These ladies have so much cash, man. It's the life. 358 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,152 You should really think about it. 359 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,154 You could make a killing here, bro. 360 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,990 Huh. 361 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,953 Hey. 362 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,788 - Nice work. - Hey, thanks, man. 363 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,540 - Oh, that's yours. - Thank you very much. 364 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,959 - Yours. Thank you. - Hey, man. You said $20. 365 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,629 Take it or leave it. 366 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,088 Hey, whatever, homes. 367 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,801 Puta pendejo. 368 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,900 Man, these guys are crazy. I can't believe they bought all my pills. 369 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,318 Ah, you know what they say. 370 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,529 Nobody parties like a jockey! 371 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,364 I was not familiar with that expression, buster. 372 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,698 I didn't even know you guys could talk. 373 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,992 So you want that job or not? 374 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,410 I tell you what. 375 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,496 I got a little something I gotta straighten out with the mafia. 376 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,872 - You know how that goes, right? - Oh, sure. 377 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,791 But when that's done, maybe. 378 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,835 Because there's something about that horse, buster. 379 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,419 You know, it's like we looked at each other. 380 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,754 And then there was eye contact. 381 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,798 And I was looking at the horse, and the horse was looking at me. 382 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,008 And then it hit me, I think, maybe, 383 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,802 I was a centaur in my past life. 384 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,639 Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse. 385 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,974 But, hell, what do I know? 386 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,852 All I know is you got a great attitude. 387 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,396 So come on, you old son of a gun, 388 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,898 and let buster do a line off your boner. 389 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,405 No. 390 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,454 Uh, garzon, why don't you hook up the young lady here 391 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,040 with one of your best strawberry daiquiris? 392 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,961 All righty. Thanks. 393 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,797 Hey, how's it going, man? Uh, did you sell any of your pills? 394 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,383 Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie. 395 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,302 - I sold all of mine. - Okay, that's… 396 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,054 Lawn jockeys are crazy people, man. Did you know that? 397 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,973 Charlie, you're kinda cramping my style. 398 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,183 I'm trying to drum up a little business here. 399 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,309 You know what I'm saying? 400 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:18,604 - Do you know what I'm saying? - I think I was a centaur in my past life. 401 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:19,980 It totally occurred to me. 402 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,773 What makes you think you were half-man, half-horse? 403 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,818 Charlie. Come on. Out, out. He's working. 404 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,445 - I'm enjoying a roll. - He's working. 405 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,405 Bro, will you please get out of here? You smell like cheese. 406 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,449 No, no. It's horse shit. 407 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,201 Well, whatever it is, it's terrible. Okay? So… 408 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,660 Let's call it what it is. It's horse shit. 409 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,288 I have it all over my hands. But it's not cheese. 410 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,873 The horse was eating a lot of cheese then. 411 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,999 I don't know what it is. Just you stink. 412 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,918 - Come on. Get up. Get up. - I don't wanna get up. 413 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,878 As a matter of fact, you really don't smell that much better. 414 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,379 If you could get out of here, that'd be really helpful. 415 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,547 Don't talk to me that way, Dennis. 416 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,175 Don't talk to me. I am your pimp. You are my ho. 417 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,259 Look, dude. 418 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,179 - Horses don't eat cheese. - You are ruining this! 419 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,307 Will you get out of here, for the love of all that is holy on Earth! 420 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,476 - You reek of cheese! - Excuse me. 421 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,228 Are you the Reynolds party? 422 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,562 - Yeah. - Yeah. 423 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,689 We had to escort your friends off the property. 424 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,442 - They're waiting for you by your car. - Oh… 425 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,488 Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties. 426 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,115 Yeah. Yeah, Mac made a whole series of bad decisions. 427 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,992 And then we got kicked out, and they stole our drugs. 428 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,827 - Was he being bossy? - Yeah. He was being very bossy. 429 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:16,954 And now we've got nothing. 430 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,956 - It's not a total loss, all right? - No, no, no. 431 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,082 I sold all my pills. 432 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,709 - Oh! Nice. - Oh, that's awesome. 433 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,546 - What about you, Dennis? - Dennis is a prostitute now. 434 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,631 - Good. - No, I'm not a prostitute, okay? 435 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,675 - Yes, he is. - There's no banging old ladies and dudes. 436 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,344 All right? I will be providing a very important service, however, 437 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,305 as what I would like to be called a handsome companion. 438 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,099 - To dudes? - To guys or… 439 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,934 No, not to dudes. No, hang on. 440 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,770 Hold on. Hang on. To old, fancy, rich ladies 441 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:44,147 who want to do classy, exotic, fancy things with me. 442 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,316 Great. Dennis, you keep banging dudes. 443 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,403 Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine. 444 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,989 Do you see what you're doing here with the bossiness again? 445 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,157 - And the demanding? I don't appreciate it. - Ordering everyone around. 446 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,951 - You're out, dude! - Oh, he's out. 447 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,661 You're not kicking me out. I'm the boss of you! 448 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,663 You're the only one who hasn't made any forward progress today. 449 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,747 Just hang back. 450 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,916 Wait. I'm supposed to put my life into your hands? 451 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,586 - Leave your ego out of it. - Look, we're in some… 452 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,422 Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here 453 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,465 because of you and your bossiness. 454 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,843 - You should stop acting like a baby. - Go on. 455 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:13,969 So you're gonna leave me here? 456 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:18,432 We cannot have you around us screwing things up! 457 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,017 How am I supposed to get home? 458 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,644 You're supposed to walk like the rest of the Americans. 459 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,229 - You walk, you know? - On their two feet! 460 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,148 Walk? It's like 40 miles! 461 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,734 Oh, that's why young people… 462 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,112 You can't do this to me! You can't do this! 463 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,823 I'm smart, and I deserve respect! 464 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,950 I'm gonna get you sons of bitches! 465 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,289 - Whoa! - You want to stop it already? 466 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,461 It's okay. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys. 467 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,670 Hey, you got our money? 468 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,756 No. No, I do not have your money. 469 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,633 But I think there's been a misunderstanding here. 470 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,760 - And I wanna set it straight. - Proceed. 471 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,596 Well, ever since your alleged "package" 472 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,140 came into my bar, I may or may not 473 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,059 have had absolutely nothing to do with it. 474 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,019 - You did or you didn't? - I did. 475 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,479 You did have something to do with it? 476 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,690 No. No. I did have absolutely nothing to do with it. 477 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:12,444 Wait, wait. You just said you did have something to do with it. 478 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,531 I think I said I did have absolutely nothing to do with it. 479 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,907 - But you said… - Are you sure? 480 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,659 The thing is when you use a double negative, 481 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,910 it becomes something completely different. 482 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,538 But you know, we can get into that later. The point is this, guys. 483 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,040 I want to get in on what you guys got. 484 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,834 I want to dress like a track star. 485 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,752 I want to wear gold shit and slick my hair back 486 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,754 and grow a pompadour, you know? 487 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,340 - You want to join our crew, huh? - More than anything. 488 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,217 Okay, first things first. 489 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,760 You gotta prove your loyalty. 490 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,303 - Prove my loyalty? - Yeah. 491 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,305 I want you 492 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,224 - to go clean the bathrooms. - Yeah. 493 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,142 - The bathrooms? - Yeah. The bathrooms. 494 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,645 - Why? - 'Cause that's the first step 495 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,272 in becoming a part of our crew! 496 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,983 Okay. Guys, I clean a mean bathroom. 497 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,609 I learned from one of my friends, Charlie. 498 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,570 You'll get to know him too maybe. I'll bring him in. 499 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,114 Okay. Thank you. 500 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,699 - Go ahead. - Thank you. 501 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,659 You gonna really let him be part of our crew? 502 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,287 Hey, summer squash for brains, 503 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,038 I'm gonna make him our bitch till Friday. 504 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,999 - Oh, bitch boy. - Bitch boy. 505 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,166 And after that? 506 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,128 I wanna whack him off, irregardless.