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<i>So he's
in the law house, right…</i>

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<i>Oh, please stop talking.</i>

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<i>Just let me finish my story.</i>

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Describing an episode of <i>Law and Order</i>
in full detail is not a story.

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It's so good. First of all,
I think I could be a really good lawyer.

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I'm better than Sam Waterston,
I'll tell you that much.

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You want to be a lawyer?
Shouldn't you know how to read or write?

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Objection. Hearsay. That's lawyer talk.
That's the kind of stuff you have to do.

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That serial killer
killed another woman last night.

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- Really?
- Yeah. It says here he's targeting

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young, attractive blondes.

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Okay, that's it.
I'm not closing the bar by myself anymore.

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- Why? What are you worried about?
- You don't fit the description.

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- I fit the description.
- No, no. Young, attractive…

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- I fit the description.
- Well, first of all,

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you're too big, Dee.

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- You're like a…
- You're like a female Larry Bird.

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- There's too much of you.
- There's not too much of me.

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- He would never finish the job.
- He'd get the job done.

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He'd spend his whole night
hacking and sawing.

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And then, he still wouldn't be done.

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He'd open his box of tools and say,
"What tools am I gonna use for this?"

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He could use normal tools.

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He'd look at the bones
and flesh and say…

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- "How many people have I murdered?"
- "How is this just one person?"

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Mmm-hmm.
Well, guess what. You're Larry Bird.

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That's okay,
'cause Larry Bird's an excellent player.

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He's an awesome player.

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- What's up, bitches?
- Hey-yo!

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Hey. This guy, he got laid last night.

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- What? No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did. You didn't come home.

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- Yes, I did.
- You're wearing the same cloths

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you were wearing yesterday.

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- That's what you were wearing yesterday.
- These are different clothes.

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Where'd you get those scratches
on your neck?

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What?

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- You got scratches on your neck.
- No, I don't.

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- Oh, let me see.
- No. What?

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I gotta take a piss.
I don't have any…

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You guys… Huh?

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- Well, that was weird.
- Wow.

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- He's been acting like that a lot lately.
- What's gotten into him?

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Serial killing.

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If I'm gonna prove that Mac is guilty,
I gotta apply a little pressure.

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- I'm gonna get a chain saw.
- A chain saw?

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You can't just torture someone
'cause you think they're guilty.

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- Oh, don't give me that liberal bullshit.
- Mac is not the serial killer.

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- He's not smart enough.
- He's a dumb person.

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And dumb people are not capable
of serial killing.

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Oh, yeah? What about the scratches
on his neck? I got a hunch about this.

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You got a hunch? Frank's got a hunch.
Let's just convict him.

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Let's carve our best friend
to pieces with a chain saw

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based on a hunch. Jesus, Frank.

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Dee, why don't you and I use
a little textbook psychology?

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And that'll lead us
to the real serial killer's doorstep.

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Are you all gonna go against me on this?

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- Sorry, Larry Bird.
- Stop trying to use the Larry Bird thing.

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I don't know. Shh.

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What are you guys talking about?

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- Nothing.
- Nothing.

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I forgot about this thing
that I gotta do, take care of.

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I thought about it
in the bathroom. I figured,

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you know,
I should just go deal with it now.

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So I'm just gonna go deal with it now.
I'll see you guys later?

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Okay, bye.

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Oh, if I prove that he is guilty,

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I am gonna torture the shit out of him.

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- Hey, you.
- We need to talk.

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I don't understand.
I thought we talked about this.

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We did. It's just
that my friends are getting suspicious.

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And I cannot have them find out
that we are dating again.

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Why not?

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Because of your…
Oh, God. Situation down there.

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- You mean my penis?
- Well, you don't have to say it out loud.

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I told you. I'm getting rid of it.

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I know. But when, dude?
I feel like I've been

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putting a lot of time in here.

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- Soon. It takes time.
- Look, I know that it takes time.

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I've been reading up on the subject.

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But maybe we should just
take it easy until then.

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- Because of the penis?
- Oh, boy. There it is.

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The penis. Yes. Because of the pen…

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Okay, listen. Here's the deal.

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I feel like we make out, and it's great.
I mean, really great.

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But then things start to get hot and heavy
and you scratch me.

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Which is cool.
But you're really strong, and it hurts.

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And sometimes, just sometimes,
I bump up against it.

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And I just can't handle that.

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Really? Because you seem like
you can handle anything.

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I mean, with that body.

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Well. Yeah, I mean, physically, sure.

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I mean, I guess I can handle
pretty much any situation.

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I mean, I do work out. So…

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You sure do.

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He's been in there a long time.

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- You think he's chopping up bodies?
- He's not chopping up anything.

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He's not a serial killer.
Hey, man. What'd I tell you

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about bringing that chain saw?

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Hey, you want to take a picture with it?

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- No. We're on a… Do you have a camera?
- Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Absolutely then.

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- Yeah.
- How's this look? Does this look cool?

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Hold it closer to your face
and look really crazy.

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Like I'm killing somebody?

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- Let me start it and get my tongue…
- Put your tongue there.

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- There he is. There he is.
- Oh!

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We got ourselves a serial killer.

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No, you don't have anything.
That's inconclusive, Frank.

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Look, look. He's guilty as sin.
Look at him.

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You gotta have hard evidence.
You don't have any hard evidence.

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I'll tell you what you do have.
You got a camera.

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So let's snap one off, all right?

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- Okay, like this?
- Okay, right.

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Put your tongue closer to the blade.

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Dennis!

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Dee. What the hell are you doing?

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Get out of here.
You're gonna blow my cover.

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This seems extraordinarily dangerous.

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Dee, that is the point of being here.

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This is the area
of the highest concentration

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of murders by the serial killer.

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I know. That's why I feel
like a sitting duck out there.

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Well, You volunteered for this, sis.

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If you recall, I didn't want to use you
as the bait. You do not fit the profile.

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- I fit the profile, Dennis!
- That's the right attitude.

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Now pull these out or something.

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You need to look sexy for this guy.

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Otherwise, he's never gonna…
Come on.

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I just feel like this is
a very inappropriate outfit

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for how cold it is out here.

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- Is it cold out here?
- It's freezing!

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I don't feel that.
I have a down jacket on, a wool blanket.

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It's a very toasty situation
I got back here.

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Get back out there, tiger.
You can do it. I believe in you.

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Oh, Mac?

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Are you in there?

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We're clear, Charlie. Come on.

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This is an illegal search, Frank.

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What's the decorating motif
of this place, prison cell?

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I'm pretty sure you need a warrant
to be doing this, buddy.

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- What… Why are you wearing those gloves?
- Fingerprints.

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You think I want some Jew lawyer
crawling up my ass in six months?

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Objection. Extremely racist, man.

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The guy's innocent, all right?
You're poking around,

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but there's no point to it
'cause you're not gonna find anything.

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<i>And Bingo was his name-o</i>

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<i>The Human Anatomy.</i>

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He's got a half a chapter highlighted

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on the removal of human genitalia.

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Hey, Frank, what guy hasn't
done some extensive research

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on his own genitalia? All right?

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Don't say you, buddy, because I woke up

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to you doing some
pretty frantic research last night, pal.

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We could go tit for tat on that one.
So you better drop that subject.

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All I'm saying is that the book
doesn't mean anything.

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You got no evidence!
You got no case, Frank.

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- It stinks, that stuff.
- This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man.

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- Damn, girl. Who you with?
- Oh.

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I think you got the wrong idea.
I'm not with anybody.

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Word? Well, lookee here.

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Maybe if you get up off
that crack rock, you can come

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and be Pepper Jack's best ho.

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Oh, no. I'm not on any crack rock.

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I mean, one… Okay,
one time I was hooked on the crack rock.

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But that was because I was trying
to get on welfare and fail a drug test.

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But that stuff, you gotta be careful
because it'll mess you.

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Why are you asking?
Do you have some on you?

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Hi. Uh, sir, I'm sorry.

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We're trying to conduct
a little business here.

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Ho. Pepper Jack's trying to conduct
some business here too.

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You with this cracker?

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No. Well, technically, we drove
here together. But I'm not with anybody.

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You heard it.
Your bitch chose me.

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See now, Pepper Jack,
I feel like we're miscommunicating.

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Bitch, you speak when spoken to now.

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Oh, no. No. Sir, you know what?
We're just gonna get out of here.

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Dee, let's go.

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Whoa. Now you're not just gonna come here
and take Pepper Jack's best ho.

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You want this ho back,
Pepper Jack needs to get paid.

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- Pepper Jack, are you serious?
- Do Pepper Jack look like he playing?

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I don't think Pepper Jack's playing.

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I feel like Pepper Jack
isn't playing either.

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No, Pepper Jack is not playing.

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In fact,
Pepper Jack about to cut somebody.

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- Oh, please don't cut.
- Oh, no cutting.

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- That's not necessary.
- All right, how much?

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- Well, what you got?
- I don't know.

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Seven bucks and a stupid Thermos.

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- Is that <i>Fraggle Rock?</i>
- Yeah.

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Oh, Pepper Jack love <i>Fraggle Rock.</i>

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Listen, I feel like we've been
going about this the wrong way.

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I mean, you can't just
jump into the mind of a serial killer.

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I feel like you need to walk in his shoes.

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Right. We need to go deeper.

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We need to eat,
breathe and sleep serial killer.

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Go through all of the steps that this guy
would in order to understand his thoughts.

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Yeah. Okay, what's the first step?

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Here's what I think. If I was gonna
start mass murdering people,

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I feel like the first thing
I would do is pick a victim.

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Right. We need a victim.
We need to find somebody

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who we would want to kill.

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- Mmm-hmm.
- But who?

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- Here you go, Dee.
- Thanks.

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And shithead.
Hope you burn your tongue.

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- Sit down.
- No. What the hell is wrong with you?

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What is wrong with me?
What the hell is wrong with you?

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I saw you last night!

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- You did?
- So you admit it?

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- Yeah.
- Don't ever admit it, Mac! Never!

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It makes my job that much harder.
All right, look.

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- You gotta quit this thing, buddy.
- I tried, dude. I tried.

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But it's like a drug. I just get
wrapped up in the moment

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and boom, it just happens.

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I don't care
what your sick and twisted reasons are.

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I don't want to hear it.

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- Who else knows about this?
- Nobody. Just her.

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- That's good. She won't be a problem.
- She won't tell anybody.

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But I gotta tell you, buddy.

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- Frank's onto you.
- Frank knows?

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- Well, he's sniffing around.
- Oh, God damn it.

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When the time is right,
he's gonna come at you,

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and he's gonna come at you hard!

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Here's what you gotta do.
You gotta deny.

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- Deny. Just deny it. Just deny it.
- Deny, deny, deny, deny.

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You just deny it.
Deny it to the end.

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- If you deny, it means it never happened.
- It never happened.

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- You gotta promise me something here.
- Uh-huh?

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You gotta stop.

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00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,421
Well, okay. That's gonna be
a little bit of an issue, man.

230
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,006
- I don't know if I can promise that.
- Are you serious?

231
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,342
- I want to stop. I just…
- Okay. Hey, man. Hey, hey.

232
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,595
Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna
get you the help. All right?

233
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:40,432
But in the meantime, you gotta give me
the time to, like, build your case.

234
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,768
You know?
To help your defense out.

235
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,898
Like, you know, I gotta
do my thing. And then…

236
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,194
And then I do some moves.

237
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,113
- Yeah. I'm into it. Okay.
- Yeah, all right.

238
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,908
What the hell does that have anything
to do with what we're talking about?

239
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,369
- It's a great show. Are you gonna help me?
- Lawyer stuff.

240
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,038
- Yeah, man.
- Are you wearing my Drakkar?

241
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,542
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Accusations.

242
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,418
Well, it's just those are no good.
It's my favorite.

243
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,637
- I'm telling you, Dee, this is a bad idea.
- No. We need killing tools.

244
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,390
But you're not using your head.
This is Serial Killing 101.

245
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,142
You don't buy anything
that can be traced back to you.

246
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,270
We're not buying anything.

247
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,731
My neighbor Gary works here.
He is desperately in love with me.

248
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,485
We need killing tools, he needs me
to smile at him every once in a while.

249
00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,029
We're gonna take whatever we want
for free. There's gonna be no paper trail.

250
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,574
That works.
I wonder if they have painter's overalls.

251
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,326
- How come?
- Well, my guy's a painter.

252
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:44,663
I go from house to house
gaining very easy access to my victims,

253
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,082
- and gaining their trust.
- Uh-huh.

254
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,418
- Who's your guy?
- Psycho clown.

255
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,420
Psycho clown?

256
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,589
Yeah. I like to dress like
a clown when I slaughter.

257
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,132
Now help me grab some killing tools.

258
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,177
The serial killer's probably
not a psycho clown, Dee.

259
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:01,263
Whoa. What do you think
of these gardening shears?

260
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,100
I like those gardening shears very much.
But do they cut through bone?

261
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,853
Oh, yeah.
That's a good question.

262
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,188
Hey, Gary.

263
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,399
These shears,
they do cut through bone, yes?

264
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,277
- Uh, yeah. I guess.
- Yeah, I thought so.

265
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,572
Gary, my brother and I,
we're gonna take these shears.

266
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,532
But we're gonna take 'em
on the hush-hush.

267
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,743
- What?
- For free.

268
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,830
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

269
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,583
Get back to work.
There you go.

270
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,004
- Oh, man. That guy's a pussy.
- Yeah, spineless.

271
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,506
Hello.

272
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,716
- Messy.
- Too messy.

273
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,926
Very messy.

274
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,348
Do you mind if my associate and I
ask you a couple questions?

275
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,726
Don't feel compelled
to answer any of them, Mrs. Mac.

276
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,354
- I will be recording this conversation.
- You want a fresh cigarette?

277
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,564
- Here, here.
- Yeah.

278
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,566
I notice you like cherry pie.

279
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:58,070
Cut the chitchat. My client's clearly
a busy woman. Ask your questions.

280
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,948
In your opinion, ma'am,
was your son an angry child?

281
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,241
Objection. Leading.

282
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,202
Did he ever exhibit
any hatred toward women?

283
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,495
Irrelevant questioning.

284
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,498
Do you think he was raised
in a dysfunctional family?

285
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,041
- Move to strike.
- Wait a minute.

286
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,335
- What are you talking about?
- Ask her fair questions!

287
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:16,713
I'll give you one question,
and then we're out of here! One question.

288
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,799
You think your son's
out there killing people?

289
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,760
- Yeah.
- Oh!

290
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,096
- That's it, lady!
- Damn it!

291
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,223
- You just buried me!
- Chain saw serial killer.

292
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,517
You buried me.
That's my whole case!

293
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,852
I'll be in touch.

294
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,023
I can't believe you actually
dressed like a clown.

295
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,191
You're gonna draw so much attention.

296
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,151
I thought we were
getting into the killer's shoes.

297
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:41,321
But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee.
That's only in movies, stupid ones.

298
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,283
Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy?
He was a psycho clown.

299
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,869
- He was an excellent one. Did good work.
- Come on, Dee, that's…

300
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,830
Yeah, actually, you're right.
He was pretty… Okay. Here she comes.

301
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,916
This is the fun part, Dee,
what we've been working up to.

302
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,419
This is what all the work has been for.
We're gonna follow our victim.

303
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,171
- Uh-huh.
- And then we're gonna jump her.

304
00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,340
And then I'm gonna strangle her
and you're gonna chop her into pieces.

305
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,177
Okay, but what are we really gonna do?

306
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,803
- Huh?
- We're not really gonna kill her.

307
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,097
What are we gonna do?

308
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:11,351
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
That's a bummer. Yeah, you're right.

309
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:15,147
Let's just follow her for a little.
We'll throw a good scare into her.

310
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,608
- Figure out what to do later.
- It's just not as much fun as actually…

311
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,235
- I know. It's good enough. Let's do it.
- Okay.

312
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,955
Oh, my God.
My eyes feel like fire.

313
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,582
Dee, if you hadn't been squeaking around
like a goddamn psycho clown,

314
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:18,418
- she never would've noticed us.
- No, this is not my fault.

315
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,504
Everything we do is backfiring.
We need a new plan.

316
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,715
- No shit, sis. But what's the plan? What?
- We need a confession.

317
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,178
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm spying. I'm spying on everybody.

318
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,930
And I got good news.

319
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,599
I know the killer is Mac.

320
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,644
I got hard evidence.
I got a confession from his mother.

321
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:36,854
Holy shit, Dee. You know what?

322
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,605
- I just realized something.
- What?

323
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,190
- I know who the killer is.
- You do?

324
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:44,528
Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Dee, the real serial killer

325
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,654
is Mac.

326
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,239
That's what I just said.

327
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,116
- How did we not see it earlier?
- I don't know.

328
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,702
Whatever! I got a plan.

329
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,621
We gotta set a trap.
We're gonna get a confession.

330
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,457
But first,
we gotta lure him in on the phone.

331
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,836
Hold that thought, Frank.
I just came up with a plan.

332
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,255
We need to set a trap
and get a confession from him.

333
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,798
Ooh, but first,

334
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,842
- we gotta lure him in on the phone.
- Yes!

335
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,137
- Are you shitting me?
- Now, Dee, can you do a girl's voice?

336
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,474
- Well, this was fun. Right?
- Mmm-hmm.

337
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,685
Now I'm gonna go.
Uh, same time tomorrow?

338
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,647
Well, maybe we could
go out or something.

339
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:23,525
You know, to a restaurant.
Or to your bar.

340
00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:27,070
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yeah, that's not gonna work.

341
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,241
I'm getting tired of this.
I feel like you're afraid

342
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,993
that people will see us together.

343
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,162
No. I don't care
if people see us together.

344
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,747
I just don't want them to think
that we're dating.

345
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,290
We are dating!

346
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,459
I don't think it's too much to ask
for you to keep this quiet

347
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,002
considering your condition.

348
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,797
Look, it's not like I'm ashamed of you.
I'm ashamed of myself.

349
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,345
Well, it's over. I don't know
what happened, man, but it's over.

350
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,763
What's over? Did you go back?

351
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,348
Of course I went back, Charlie.

352
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,142
Damn it, Mac. I told you not to go back.
You're digging me a big hole!

353
00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:00,229
It doesn't matter, because she won't
talk to me anymore, dude.

354
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,897
Well, that's very interesting.
She talks…

355
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,023
When did you start hearing voices?

356
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,567
That could actually help us.

357
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,695
- What's the ID?
- Private. Should I answer it?

358
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,198
Yeah. I'll allow it. Go, go, go.

359
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,242
Uh, hello?

360
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,246
Uh, okay.
Uh, could you hold on one second?

361
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,249
Some chick named Sandy.
She said we met the other night.

362
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,126
- Can you do it on speakerphone for this?
- Yeah. Okay.

363
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,922
Hey, Sandy. Uh, what's crackin'?

364
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,131
<i>This is Mac, right?</i>

365
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:32,553
Good-looking guy,
great sense of humor, really bulky?

366
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,472
- Uh, more ripped.
- Strike that.

367
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:36,682
- Jacked.
- Irrelevant.

368
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,891
- Toned.
- Exaggeration.

369
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,060
- I work out.
- I'll allow it.

370
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,020
- Okay. Yeah, that's me.
- Listen. I was thinking

371
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,147
maybe you should come over
to my place tonight.

372
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,401
There's no one here. I'm all alone.

373
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,487
- Could you come take care of me?
- I'll allow it.

374
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,365
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I can take care of you.

375
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,577
- Great. Then I'll see you at my place.
<i>- Great.</i>

376
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,120
- I'll see you tonight.
- I'll allow it.

377
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,038
We got him.

378
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,290
Let's get the video camera

379
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,041
- and get the hell out of here.
- Where are we going?

380
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,710
To catch a predator.

381
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,840
- Whose apartment is this?
- My friend Gary's.

382
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,259
- Gary the hardware store guy?
- Yeah. He's, like, never here.

383
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,553
Why do you have his keys?

384
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,430
'Cause he asked me to water his plants
when he's out of town.

385
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,141
- All of his plants are dead.
- Well, I don't do it.

386
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,603
- I'm gonna go oil my chain saw.
- What?

387
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,938
Frank, we don't need the chain saw.
Is that what's in that bag?

388
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:29,443
Oh, we do. Because drawing
a confession out of someone,

389
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,404
is like doing a beautiful dance,

390
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,782
a beautiful dance with a chain saw.

391
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,329
- He makes less sense as the days go by.
- I don't get it at all.

392
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,830
- All right, let's set up.
- Yep.

393
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,379
Gettin' laid tonight.
"Come on in. I am horny."

394
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,424
Giddyap. Hello?

395
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,802
- Sandy?
- Hey, come on in.

396
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,763
Have a seat. I made you some cookies.

397
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,140
I'm just in here changing into my bikini.

398
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,934
- Really? Can I come back?
- Uh-uh.

399
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,478
Oh. Got the wine coolers.

400
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,730
Yummy. Did you bring any condoms?

401
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,025
Ooh, not really into the
whole condom thing. So…

402
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,486
Hello, Mac. How are you?

403
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,488
- What are you doing, dude?
- Why don't you have a seat,

404
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,406
enjoy a cookie, have some iced tea.

405
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:20,285
- Okay.
- Who are you here to see?

406
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,206
- My friend Sandy.
- Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh?

407
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,292
Is Sandy a young, attractive, blonde girl?

408
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:28,710
I have no idea.

409
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,630
Uh, Sandy.
Why don't you come out here, please?

410
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,883
Oh. Why hello, Mac.

411
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,261
- Not so young and attractive, is she?
- What?

412
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,888
- Must be a big disappointment.
- What is going on here?

413
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,349
What were you planning on doing to Sandy?

414
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,642
What do you think, dude?

415
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,686
Well, according
to this phone transcript, Mac,

416
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,939
you were going to "take care of her"?

417
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,607
Yeah. Take care of her.

418
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,693
The Human Anatomy.
How about a little light reading?

419
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,821
- What are you doing with my book?
- You know where I got it, Mac.

420
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,531
- Tie him up!
- Come on, Frank.

421
00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:00,909
Tie me up? Jesus Christ!
Get the camera away from me!

422
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,369
Before you go,
I should tell you I'm…

423
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,912
I'm sorry, Mac.
You can't keep running from this thing.

424
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,664
You gotta face this head on!

425
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,500
I'm gonna get you off this.
Don't be afraid to show me your ugly side.

426
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:12,087
All right. Put that away, Frank.
You don't need a chain saw.

427
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,006
You're talking to an innocent man.

428
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,592
All right, Mac. I'm gonna ask you now
'cause I'm tired and hungry.

429
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,303
I want to go home. I want to wash my hands
of this whole stinking mess.

430
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:23,682
Did you or did you not snap into
an alternate and distinct personality

431
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,768
causing you to go on
a serial killing rampage?

432
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,272
- What? No.
- What? Yes, you did.

433
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,109
You… All right, Mac.
You're crazy. You're a crazy person.

434
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,445
Sometimes you're two people.
Let's see the other guy. Let him out.

435
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,488
- Let who out?
- The serial killer, Mac!

436
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,949
- Let the serial killer out!
- I'm not a serial killer!

437
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,535
- Then why all the shady behavior?
- I've been banging the tranny!

438
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,787
- I didn't want you guys to find out.
- No. You're trying to…

439
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,165
- What?
- Ew.

440
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,875
- Oh.
- I don't even know how that works.

441
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,212
It's complicated.
There's a lot… She tapes it back.

442
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,506
- Oh, really? Come on, man.
- Oh, my God, man.

443
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,841
- I've been reading up and…
- Wait, wait, wait.

444
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,177
Dude, wait.
So you're not the serial killer?

445
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,261
No.

446
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,721
I just won this case.
That means you're a free man.

447
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,558
You're not a serial killer.
See, when I came in and I was doing…

448
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,685
You guys don't even get it, do you?
I'm gonna get a beer.

449
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,938
Dee, do you think this guy's
got any beer in his fridge?

450
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:14,691
No. There's a bunch of
severed heads in there.

451
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,901
What?

452
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,196
There's about 15 severed heads
in there, I'd say.

453
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,410
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There's heads in there.

454
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,621
- There's a lot of heads in there.
- A shitload of heads.

455
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,331
- We're in the killer's apartment?
- Yes!

456
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,707
- Neighbor Gary?
- Gary.

457
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:33,627
- Oh, my God.
- I don't know who Gary is.

458
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,921
Wait. Shh, shh, shh.

459
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,923
I think I hear keys.

460
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,724
What are you people doing
in my apartment?