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Oh, my God, dude!
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There is definitely a helicopter pad
on the roof ofthis building.
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- No, there isn't, Charlie.
- Yes, there is.
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Every single one of these corporate
buildings has a helipad on the roof.
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Charlie is right.
There's always some big boss man fat cat
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that needs to be able
to escape by helicopter.
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- What is he escaping from?
- Secret tunnels then.
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Secrets tunnels? There are no…
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Secret tunnels,
a monorail system and a helipad.
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- Guys! Can we stop arguing?
- There are two systems.
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I don't wanna talk to this corporate drone
any longer than we have to, okay.
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We're split on the helicopters.
We'll come back to the secret tunnels.
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- That was an excellent idea.
- I think we'd better.
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But we can all agree we should at least
hear this guy out, right?
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- I guess.
- Yeah, sure. Let's hear the guy out.
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Okay, we'll hear him out.
We're agreed.
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Sir, please continue.
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Oh… Okay. Right. Um…
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As I was saying, when I went down
to your bar the other day,
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nobody appeared
to be working there.
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There were people there,
but they were just customers
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who seemed to be
serving themselves.
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Right, we're out and about a lot, bro.
Get to the point.
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Well, we here
at Media Restaurant Group
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really think that the location of your bar
would be a perfect spot
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for one of our Oldies Rock Cafes.
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- Shit, dude, how do I explain this to you?
- I don't know.
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This bar…
It's who we are.
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- All right?
- It's all we've got.
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- It's our life.
- You wouldn't understand that.
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Because you corporate pigs think
you can just buy everything.
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- You can't buy everything.
- We know your kind.
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You big businesses going all over town
swallowing up all the small guys.
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Well, guess what, pal…
Paddy's Pub can't be bought.
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Okay. Well, if you would just please
take a look at our offer.
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Yeah, man.
We'll take a look at it, but…
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Sold!
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- There is no way I'm selling the bar.
- It's time for a life of leisure, buddy.
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It's time to retire
and collect that pension.
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Think of all the money
we're gonna get.
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- Yeah. What are you talking about?
- The money from selling the bar.
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We could retire to an island.
We'll all get fat and tan.
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- Dee, you're not gonna get shit.
- No.
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We're the shareholders.
You own nothing.
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Are you serious? I have been with you guys
since the very beginning.
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I would think of Paddy's
as an Enron-type situation, you see.
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We're gonna cut and run, and we're gonna
leave you out there broke and jobless.
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It's nothing personal. It's just business.
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It's a business thing.
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It does not matter one bit,
because I'm not selling the bar anyway.
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- Just take a look.
- What is that?
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That's the offer.
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Let's sell this piece-of-shit bar.
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- Really? Really? Just like that?
- See ya later, piece of shit!
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Wait just one second. We have to
milk this cow for all she's worth.
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We need to be wooed.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, I could go for being wooed.
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- I'd love to be wooed.
- I could go for some wood.
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- Uh, no. We're saying "wooed."
- Yeah.
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Cool, we'll get some wood.
We'll build something cool.
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Then we'll go get the money.
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That doesn't have anything to do with what
we're talking about, Charlie.
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We're talking about being wooed
by this corporate guy.
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- Dennis, just…
- It's a waste of time?
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- How are you gonna be wood?
- Let's just…
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Let's just go and sell this bar
for everything we can get.
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Let's do it, boys. Let's go!
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Wait a second.
What the hell am I supposed to do?
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Don't give a shit.
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Hi. I need to apply for a job.
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Right. Just fill out this application, and
I'll put it in the stack with the others.
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Dee? Hey.
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- Hi.
- Are you applying for a job here?
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- Here?
- Yeah.
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What, are you crazy?
Gross. No, I would never work here.
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- I'm working here.
- Hmm.
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- Yeah. I'm assistant-managing.
- I thought you worked at the coffee shop.
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Um, yeah, I do still, but
a Starbucks moved in across the street,
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and they're stealing
all our business.
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- Right across the street?
- I know.
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Well, that is good to know.
I love Starbucks.
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Oh.
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- That's why I'm working here.
- Do you think you can get me a job?
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- Here? I thought you weren't applying.
- Yeah. No, that was a lie.
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- Oh. Um…
- Here's my application.
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- Okay. Uh, you didn't fill it out yet.
- I Know. You do it.
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I don't mind. It's fine. I'm gonna grab
a beer though while you're doing that.
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Come get me and give me all my stuff,
and I'll start. I don't…
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Thank you so much.
This is awesome.
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Did you go to high school or…
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So, you guys ready to sell?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal.
Listen. We have terms.
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Okay. What are your terms?
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- We'd like a plaque.
- Of us, to be hung in the new restaurant
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to pay tribute
and preserve our legacy.
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Now, it could also be a statue, okay?
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Something real classy though.
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Something like where
those American soldiers
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are raising that flag
up in that one war.
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- The war where we saved Japan.
- Oh, correct. Hiroshima.
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Actually, Charlie,
it wasn't Hiroshima.
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I'm pretty sure
Hiroshima's in Japan, dude.
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We dropped a
nuclear bomb on Japan.
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Why the hell would we drop
a nuclear bomb on Japan?
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They make all our cars, dude.
They're our friends.
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Not my car. I buy American.
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American cars are pieces of shit, Frank.
Everybody knows it.
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Yeah, you're making a big mistake, Frank.
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See Japan makes the best cars.
And Germany.
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The problem with Germany
is they don't make enough hybrids.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Excuse me!
- What?
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Put some…
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- Is that it?
- Not even close.
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It's the tip of the iceberg.
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We also wanna be
the ones to blow up the bar.
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- I'm sorry?
- Don't worry.
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We've already worked out everyone's part.
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You see, Mac, he's gonna hold the spool.
Charlie's gonna do the countdown.
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Frank and I, we're gonna
push the handle down… Kablowie.
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- And I want the chopper.
- No! No! No! No!
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Excuse me, sir.
I would like a helicopter flyby.
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I don't need to be in it.
I just want your corporate chopper
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to fly by my apartment
window real low and fast that's it.
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Okay. Okay, you know what,
here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna pull the deal off the table.
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Fine. Then…
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we'll go with the original offer.
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No.
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Well, something a little less than
the original offer. Less money?
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We would accept something
substantially less.
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I'm gonna go ahead
and offer you nothing.
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You promised that you would not
bring up the helicopter.
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You're not the boss of me,
all right, so quit…
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Technically, Charlie,
I am the boss of you,
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because I own half your shares.
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- Since when?
- You sold me half your shares
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of the bar for goods and services.
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Wait a second. You've
definitely given me half your shares, too.
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Maybe I gave you guys a couple shares
when my back was against the wall
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and I needed a little breathing room.
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Bro, you gave me a shitload of shares
one time for a half a sandwich.
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What are you guys doing? Is this
a hose job where you're hosing me down?
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- Dude, you hosed yourself down.
- You hosed yourself up and down, Charlie.
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- What do you want me to do?
- I don't care.
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Get a job.
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- Oh, get a job? Just get a job?
- Yeah.
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Why don't I strap on my job helmet
and squeeze down into a job cannon
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and fire off into job-land
where jobs grow on jobbies?
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Now we're wasting time.
Will you get out of here?
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You know what? I'm walking.
I can't stand you guys.
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Whew. Now that we got rid
of that dead weight,
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let's come up with a strategy.
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- What's your plan?
- I'm thinking,
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if this fat cat is not gonna woo us,
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then we gotta woo him.
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Yeah, uh-huh
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Give me the change, mister…
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I thought you guys were
taking me to dinner.
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Come on. Who doesn't like to watch a naked
woman swing 'round on a pole?
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- Gay man, for one.
- Huh?
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- I'm gay.
- No!
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You're so big and tough.
You do not come across as gay.
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- You don't look like a gay guy.
- That's 'cause he's a bear.
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- Huh?
- He's a bear.
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Some gay guys are twinks,
and others are bears.
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This gay guy's a bear.
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By the way, we're totally
cool with that. To each his own.
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Wait. I'm a little confused here.
What's a twink?
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A twink is small and slender like Mac.
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No. I'm too muscular. I would be a bear.
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Don't think so, bro.
Not hairy enough.
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Smooth. I would be a bear.
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See, I don't think
you'd be a bear either.
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As a matter of fact
I don't know what you would be,
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because you're definitely not a twink.
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- I'd be a top. That's for sure.
- Maybe.
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Can a twink be a top,
or is that reserved for bears?
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I'm sure there's a great
deal of switching back and forth,
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but I think more
often than not bears are tops.
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- Unless they happen to be power bottoms.
- What's a power bottom?
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A power bottom is a bottom that is capable
of receiving an enormous amount of power.
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Actually, Mac,
you got it backwards.
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You see, a power bottom's generating
all the power by doing most of the work.
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Does the power have to do with the size
or the strength of the bottom?
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Dennis, I've heard
that speed has something to do with it.
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Speed has everything
to do with it.
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You see, the speed
of the bottom informs the top
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how much pressure
he's supposed to apply.
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Speed's the name of the game.
Right, buddy?
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God damn it.
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Great. So, now that
you have your silverware all set out,
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you're gonna need to refill all the
ketchup bottles that are in your sections.
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Ooh. That sounds like a whole thing.
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You know what I'll do,
if they start to get empty,
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I'll just grab some from other tables.
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Um, no, because then
someone else is doing your work for you.
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- Yeah, which makes my job easier.
- No, that's not how we do it here.
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You actually have to follow the rules.
We're very strict.
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Which means you probably shouldn't
be drinking beer while…
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You probably should get
used to it because I'm gonna do it anyway.
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Dee. Perfect.
There you are. Look, I need a…
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Hello. This is a surprising turn.
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- Hello, Charlie.
- How you doin'? This is good. You're here.
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- Why, you working here, or…
- Wow. Look at you. You cracked the case.
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- Why are you here then?
- Kind of hit rock bottom. Need a job.
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So, Dee, can you hook
me up with a job here?
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I've been here for, like, two hours,
Charlie. Talk to the manager.
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- Oh, you're the manager now. Good for you.
- Yeah. Thanks.
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- Not an easy accomplishment. So, job?
- I don't think so, Charlie.
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You're pretty weird,
you make me feel uncomfortable,
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and you smell really bad.
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You say that, but I don't…
I don't see it.
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Look, when I'm at work,
I am all about work. Right, Dee?
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- Really does clean a mean toilet.
- I'll sparkle it.
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Fine. Fine. Okay, fine.
I will give you a job.
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You can be the assistant
sanitation apprentice.
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- Oh-ho! Nice. What does that guy do?
- Hey!
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That guy is gonna clean up vomit and shit
and put out grease fires.
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Sold. Dee, go get me a beer.
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- You can't drink beer on the job.
- You can get your own beer.
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I gotta get a beer. Take the edge off…
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And then I'll get started doin' the fires,
or whatever you want me to start.
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What was it?
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- Hey. You need to talk to me?
- Dee, yeah.
226
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,799
One of the bills that you dropped
on one of your tables
227
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,218
was actually the wrong one.
228
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,054
No. I double-dropped it.
I used to do it at Paddy's all the time.
229
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,182
I use the same bill for two tables, and
then I pocket the cash for the other one.
230
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,184
- Um, that's stealing.
- Yeah. I know.
231
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,645
We're sticking it to
those corporate bastards, aren't we?
232
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,439
- We're not doing anything.
- Okay. That's rude.
233
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,567
If they find out that I know that you're
doing this, I'm gonna lose my job.
234
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,736
You know what?
I'm not asking you to do much.
235
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,198
Just turn a blind
eye while I rob this place stupid.
236
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,991
No. I need this job.
237
00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,577
- Wow. Fine. Fine.
- Okay.
238
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,496
- I do.
- Okay.
239
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,915
I have no idea why Dennis
thinks you're so cool.
240
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,251
- Did you say that Dennis thinks I'm cool?
- What's that?
241
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,294
Did you say that Dennis
thinks I'm cool?
242
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,964
He thinks you're really cool.
But, I mean, he's my brother,
243
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,966
so we recap the day with each other.
244
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,759
When I tell him about this,
I feel like he's gonna be…
245
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,469
No. You don't need to
tell him that this happened.
246
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,554
No?
247
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,098
No, because if you tell
him that I'm cool,
248
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:25,727
then maybe we can forget
that this whole thing ever happened.
249
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,145
- Deal.
- Deal.
250
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,438
Knock, knock. Sorry to interrupt.
251
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,858
Look, Dee, let's talk sugars
for one quick second.
252
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,651
You got a sugar crisis on your tables.
253
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,404
Those little sugar-holder things,
they don't refill themselves all right.
254
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,864
We're doing all the work for you,
255
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,866
and you're making your manager here
look bad, okay.
256
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,701
- Thanks, Charlie.
- No. No sweat.
257
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,536
It's a team effort out there, right?
You know.
258
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,037
You gotta pick up your slack.
259
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,455
Otherwise, we're doing
all the work for you.
260
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,915
You're getting a little close.
261
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,793
No, I think I was just stretching out,
and maybe you leaned in.
262
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,254
I don't think so,
but let's not let that happen again.
263
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,632
Didn't mean to do anything inappropriate.
I was just trying to help out.
264
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,426
Okay, you know what?
Back to work, everyone.
265
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,844
Back to work, everybody.
266
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,554
- Back to work.
- Back to work.
267
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,556
Will you please drop the act?
268
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,808
She is not into you,
and you're making me look bad.
269
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,352
You're making yourself look bad.
Your tables are pathetic, Dee.
270
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,605
- You're not gonna impress her.
- We'll see.
271
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,902
Yeah.
272
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,279
- Oh!
- He's still got it.
273
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,573
What is going on here, Frank?
Who are these guys?
274
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,992
Oh. These are
the Yellow Jacket boys…
275
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,077
My old street gang from the '50s.
276
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,997
What exactly are your
old, pathetic friends doing here, Frank?
277
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,584
The corporate guy decided
to buy the bookstore down the block.
278
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,587
So me and the boys thought
we'd do a little loitering.
279
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,216
That's dumb. That is a dumb,
stupid, dumb idea. Dumb.
280
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,384
No, Dennis, it's not
that dumb of an idea.
281
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,386
Look, if we can establish
that there's a seedy element
282
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,930
outside of that bookstore,
283
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,932
maybe the offer comes back to us.
284
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,935
- Exactly.
- You guys do whatever you want.
285
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,854
I'm gonna go back to that Oldies Rock Cafe
and get Charlie and Dee back.
286
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,314
If we're not gonna sell the bar,
287
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,442
we at least need them here cleaning
our toilets and serving us our beer.
288
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:59,363
Great. Frank, please tell me that
you have another one of those jackets.
289
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,615
Not for you, bitch.
290
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,454
What the hell
are you doing here?
291
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,707
We want you guys to come back because
they pulled out of the sale.
292
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,752
So you screw me over
to sell the bar, and then you blow it.
293
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,421
And now you want me to come back
probably just to serve you drinks
294
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,631
and not pay me anything.
295
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,007
Is that a yes or…
What is that?
296
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,843
That's a no, dick.
I am very happy here.
297
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,303
I will have you know
I am taking this place up the butt
298
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,389
with a little scheme
I like to call Dee's Double Drop.
299
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,183
- You're doing the double drop here, too?
- You know about this?
300
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,311
Oh, yeah. We always used
to take the difference out of your purse.
301
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,772
- What?
- Are there always this many chicks here?
302
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,732
Yeah. College crowd.
303
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,360
Oh, college chicks. I like that.
304
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,446
Tell you what. Why don't you get me
a job as a bartender here?
305
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,241
No. Screw you.
I'm not helping you.
306
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,076
- Why wouldn't you help me?
- What are you talking about?
307
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,329
- How is it not obvious?
- It's not obvious to me at all.
308
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,582
You are stupid.
You are straight-up stupid.
309
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,417
Why the hell am I talking to you
about this anyway?
310
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,585
You're just an underling
around this place.
311
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,171
- Let me talk to a manager.
- I think that's a very good idea.
312
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,464
I'll tell you what.
Why don't you take this application
313
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,966
and go to the back office?
314
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,093
And I'll send the manager
right in to you.
315
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,179
- Okay, all right. Back here?
- Back there.
316
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,763
You son of a bitch.
317
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,351
Hey. Sorry for
keeping you waiting.
318
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,228
It's busy out there tonight, man.
319
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,522
So, Charlie Kelly. Nice to meet you.
320
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:19,735
Uh, I understand
you're looking for a bartending position.
321
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:21,737
What the hell you doin', man?
322
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,905
You're the manager here now?
323
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,990
Things move very quickly
here at the Oldies Rock Cafe.
324
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,452
May I? I need to look over
your forms here.
325
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,997
I think I'll just… Can I just take
a quick peek at that? Thank you.
326
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,000
Let's take a little look-see here.
Okay. Good.
327
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,085
Good, good. This all looks good.
328
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,088
So, uh, tell me about Paddy's Pub.
329
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,256
Are you kidding me?
330
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,175
I think I need to know
what your duties were.
331
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,552
- I'm not gonna answer any of your…
- Did you do anything there?
332
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,137
I am not gonna answer
any of your questions.
333
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,639
All right? Just give me a job.
334
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,767
Really. Well, does not
respond well to authority. Noted.
335
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,810
Oh, God damn it.
God damn you.
336
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,813
Language is a bit of an
issue here at the Oldies Rock Cafe.
337
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,067
Charlie! What are you
doing in my office?
338
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,777
A little research.
339
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,237
Are you… Dennis.
340
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,240
- Hey.
- Hi.
341
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,242
Wow, look at you. You look…
342
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,869
- Lookin' good.
- Okay.
343
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,913
- Are you the manager?
- Yes.
344
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:17,459
First of all, let me just apologize to you
for never calling you back, ever.
345
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:21,964
And secondly, I'm here
because I'm looking for a bartending job.
346
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,758
Oh, well, maybe I should then…
347
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:28,136
- I'll go and just get your… Uniform.
- Get me a uniform?
348
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,930
Is that what you were gonna say?
349
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,932
We said the same
thing earlier. So…
350
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,392
- Off you go.
- Okay.
351
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,520
Okay.
352
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,063
What is her name again?
353
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,648
I hate you.
354
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:54,663
That was a knock, man.
355
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,166
This isn't very intimidating, Frank.
356
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,627
Don't worry.
We're sending out a strong message, Mac.
357
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,963
Hey, look, kids.
It's a '50s doo-wop group.
358
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,757
What? No, we're not
a '50s doo-wop group.
359
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,968
- Listen, would you sing us a song?
- We don't sing, guy.
360
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:11,555
Oh, yeah, we do. We'll sing.
We'll sing for you. Right, boys?
361
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,433
- You guys sing?
- Of course we sing. We're a gang.
362
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,894
No, no! Gangsters
don't sing!
363
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,104
What are you talking about?
Ever hear of gangster rap?
364
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,023
We are not gonna intimidate
anybody if we're entertaining
365
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,649
the whole goddamn
neighborhood.
366
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,818
Are you kidding me? Listen to this.
367
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,695
One, two, three.
368
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,113
Bom, bom, bom
369
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,740
Those darn
Yellow Jacket boys
370
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,533
Buzz, buzz, bumble
371
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:35,245
They don't pay for soda pop
'cause they really rumble
372
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,373
Buzz, buzz, buzz, bzz, bzz, bzz
373
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,292
God damn it!
374
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,878
God damn it!
375
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,713
- Ooh-ooh
- Yeah
376
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,549
Bum-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
oomba-oom
377
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,676
Lick 'em and stick 'em, ladies!
378
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,179
Ba-ba-ba-ba oomba-oom
379
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,305
- Whoo!
- Excuse me.
380
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,433
Wow. You know what?
You are not allowed to drink on the job.
381
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:59,061
- What are you doing?
- I'm a bartender. All I do is drink.
382
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,729
Um, that's against the rules here.
383
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,356
We're not actually following the rules,
are we?
384
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,067
Hey, cocktail, can I get those drinks
before my shift ends?
385
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,611
I'm sorry. I've been so busy
getting so many phone numbers.
386
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,737
Yeah, what's that all about?
387
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,531
While you've been
picking up bar whores,
388
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,158
I have been double-dropping
like a bastard out there.
389
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,993
Oh, my God. You're
double-dropping again, Dee?
390
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,411
Oh, I never stopped double-dropping.
391
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,498
- That is unbelievable.
- What are you on about?
392
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,041
I thought we were
sticking it to the man.
393
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,501
I am not sticking it to anyone.
394
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,003
This is my job.
I have to report you two.
395
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,172
Wow.
396
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,634
This tattletale business
is very ugly, isn't it, Dennis?
397
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,219
Yeah.
398
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,428
You know what, Dennis.
399
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,640
I took a chance giving you a job here,
and you're screwing me over.
400
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,392
Why are you being so needy?
401
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,310
Do you realize how unattractive
that is to me?
402
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,230
Don't you wanna be attractive to me?
Come on.
403
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,440
All right, ladies.
Who wants to do a shot off my abs?
404
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,945
Hey, what's goin' on over there?
Are you all right?
405
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,948
I'm not all right. Dennis and Dee
are being complete ass-faces.
406
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,950
You know, I gave
them a chance to work here.
407
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,411
They're stealing from the restaurant,
and I'm gonna get fired.
408
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,371
- What? They're stealing?
- Yes.
409
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,624
I'll tell you what. I will take care
of Dennis and Dee for you, all right?
410
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,043
- I will rid you of those two jerks.
- Really?
411
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,087
- Yes.
- Thanks, Charlie.
412
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,797
That's really nice of you.
413
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,382
Hey, how about a hug
to cheer you up?
414
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,676
Well, a quick one.
415
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,220
Oh, for real? Oh, man.
416
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,306
Okay. That's good.
417
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,309
- Doesn't this feel right?
- That felt good. No. Thank you.
418
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:23,061
- Wow. Why are you so sweaty?
- It's really hot in here.
419
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,063
- It's not hot. It's freezing.
- It is freezing, isn't it?
420
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,565
They're blazing that AC.
421
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:30,068
All right, listen, Yellow Jackets.
Just let me do the talking. Okay?
422
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,237
I'm gonna let my blade do the talkin'.
423
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,323
Jesus Christ, Frank!
No blades. Okay?
424
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,908
We're just sending him a message.
425
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,827
If he doesn't buy the bar,
then there's gonna be trouble.
426
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,371
You bet.
427
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,335
What are you people
doing at my house?
428
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,254
Well, actually, sir,
we are here just to talk.
429
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,756
I'm not buying your bar.
430
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,759
Look, pal, you'd better
not mess with us.
431
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,552
- You see Hawky over here?
- Uh-huh.
432
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:59,306
He's crazy. I'm not sure
what he's capable of.
433
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,392
Is that right?
You got something to say, old man?
434
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,322
Good night.
435
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,701
Guess what? I just topped myself for
most phone numbers in one day. Nine.
436
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:22,037
- Nine? Come on.
- What do you think?
437
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,039
- Six strawberry margaritas, please.
- You got it, babe.
438
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,374
You know what? Don't make 'em,
439
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,334
'cause you won't have
your jobs much longer.
440
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,712
Corporate's on their way down here
right now to fire your asses.
441
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,464
What? You told on us?
442
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:36,343
Babe, don't do that to me. I feel like
we were getting so close, sweet baby.
443
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,846
- He doesn't even know your name.
- Yes, I do.
444
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,266
- What's my name? What is it?
- Beautiful.
445
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,394
- Oh, my God. You're a dick.
- I called you Beautiful all the time.
446
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,312
Would you not want
to be called beautiful?
447
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,106
One of you guys
the one who called me?
448
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,400
Right here, okay.
These are the two that were stealing.
449
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,569
Wait a minute.
I know you. And you.
450
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,445
You're the guys who
own that dive bar down the street.
451
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,530
You're the…
452
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,574
- corporate dude with the helicopter.
- Right.
453
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,702
Listen, here's the thing.
I had a really strange night last night.
454
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,370
Your friends
and their doo-wop group,
455
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,455
they showed up
at my house and attacked me.
456
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:09,459
One of them died on my doorstep,
and it sort of put me in a funk.
457
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,754
So I'm gonna clean house,
and you're all fired.
458
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:16,175
- What?
- Yeah. You guys are all fired.
459
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,302
I'm not fired. I'm not fired, right?
460
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,053
Did you… Did you hire these people?
461
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,222
- She sure did. She's the manager.
- She hired me.
462
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,642
Then clearly you're an idiot,
because these people are psychopaths.
463
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,353
But, no, you're not fired.
I'm just kidding. You are.
464
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,022
Everybody, get the hell
out of my restaurant.
465
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,357
- Psychotic. Come on.
- God damn it.
466
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,568
God damn it, Charlie! Really?
467
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,445
How am I gonna pay
for my rent next month? Huh?
468
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,988
Don't worry about it.
Come live with me, all right.
469
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,490
Go to hell!
470
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,493
Whoa. She is strung up super tight.
471
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,287
You guys wanna do
some farewell shots?
472
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,039
- Absolutely, buddy.
- Here we go.
473
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:49,374
Hawky lived a fast, hard life.
474
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:54,087
Some stars shine so bright
that they burn out before their time.
475
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:56,048
We're gonna miss you, Hawky.
476
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,227
- Okay. You ready, boys?
- Yeah.
477
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,270
Boom, boom, boom, boom
478
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,732
Hawky never spoke much
479
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,653
But he had his
doo-doo-doo-wop
480
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:23,325
Now you're buzzing around
that hive in the sky
481
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:30,415
- Yellow Jacket Hawky
- Oh, yeah
482
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:37,089
We bid you good-bye
483
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:43,762
Buzz