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Hey.
That's a great-looking set of knives, pal.
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- Where'd you get those?
- Oh, this old magician guy
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was trying to unload them.
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Oh, so they're like magical
trick knives or…
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- Well, the knives are real. I mean…
- Mmm-hmm.
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They're used for magical tricks.
But they're real.
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You know what I mean?
They're sharp, too. Oh, I'll show you.
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Hey, Dee. Can you get up against the wall
for a second?
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- I'm just gonna…
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No. You're not throwing knives at me.
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- Let's just throw them at her regardless.
- I'll tell you…
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No!
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Yeah, you know what? Start running.
'Cause we're coming.
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- Oh, my God. Don't you dare.
- Ten, nine, eight…
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- No. No, no, no. No. No.
- …seven, six, five…
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- Okay! Listen up, everybody!
- We're right in the middle of something.
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Frank, we're in the middle
of something very important!
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I got news!
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Your mother is dead!
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Yeah, right. Nice try. Very funny, Frank.
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I'm serious this time.
She had a botched neck lift.
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She's as dead as disco.
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Who wants champagne?
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I am so sorry. My apologies.
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I am so busy today.
It's good to see all of you.
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That's quite all right, sir.
Don't worry about it.
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Listen. Would now be
a good time to say a few words
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About my wonderfully warm
and caring mother?
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No. Just, you know,
get to the reading part.
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Let's get on with it, man.
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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Uh, which one of you,
uh, is Frank Reynolds?
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- Yo.
- Okay.
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Uh, Frank, I have something here that
I need to read to you from Barbara.
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- Hmm.
- "Frank, if your
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"fat monkey heart is still beating…
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"…then congratulations.
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"I want you to know
that I hereby leave all of your money
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"to Bruce Mathis,
the real father of my children."
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- What?
- What?
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- Bruce Mathis?
- "A handsome man
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"with a beautiful soul
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"and a nicer penis."
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You're giving all
my money to that jerk-off?
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You know, Mr. Reynolds,
I'm reading what's on the document, okay?
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- Why are you giving it to him?
- I'm not giving…
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- She barely knew him!
- I'm not giving any money to anybody.
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You see? I'm just reading
what's on a will.
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- Where is that rat bastard?
- Sir, I don't know.
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Because I want to smash
his face until he's dead!
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- Killed dead! Killed dead!
- Frank, would you forget about Bruce?
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- I wanna kill him!
- Mom just gave away all of our money!
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You know what? We should
just move forward, okay?
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- "For my darling son, Dennis…
- Hmm?
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Presumably. Uh, "I give you my house."
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Yeah, okay. Well…
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Yeah. Now it's starting
to make sense. Read on.
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"On the sole condition that
Frank not be allowed in."
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- I would never let him in.
- What?
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- "Deandra…
- Yes?
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"…you get nothing.
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"You were a disappointment and a mistake."
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A mistake?
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We're twins.
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- Yeah.
- We were born at the same time.
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What are you talking about?
You're not making any sense.
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- Tell that bitch it doesn't make sense!
- Okay…
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I'm reading the words that
someone else wrote, okay?
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I don't know your mom.
Never met your mom.
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In fact, I'm certainly not
speaking to your mom now.
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Because she's dead.
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Yeah, we know she's dead!
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We're venting because we're frustrated.
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You tell her she's a goddamn whore!
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- Okay, I…
- Always been a whore!
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What about jewelry?
Does it say anything about jewelry?
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It does say something
about the jewelry in here
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in that, um,
she wants to be buried in it.
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- God damn it!
- Oh! Oh!
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- Oh, God damn it!
- She's taking it into the grave!
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I tell you what, you son of a bitch.
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I am very disappointed in you today.
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- Very upset with you.
- You're angry.
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You tell her for me
that I will be in touch with her somehow.
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Yeah! Tell her she's a bitch!
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These are awkward situations often.
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And I know it can be difficult.
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Hey. Thanks for the house, dude.
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You know…
You know, I didn't give you the house.
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- That's not how this situation works.
- Yeah, you did!
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Mmm-hmm. Okay.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey. I got a plan
to get back at your mother.
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Too late. I'm already
full throttle over here.
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I'm gonna dig up her body
in the middle of the night
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and snatch back that jewelry.
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- That's insane!
- Frank,
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that woman is buried
down there like Mr. T.
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I gotta get to that
body while the earth's still loose.
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Deandra, I know how to get
the money back from Bruce.
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- What's your plan?
- All right…
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You call Brucie on the phone
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and tell him that you want to introduce
him to your new fiancé.
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- Who's that?
- Me.
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Oh, man. This house
sure brings back a lot of memories.
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Guys! Look what I just found
in Dee's old room!
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It's her middle school diary, dude.
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Ooh, yeah!
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Who gives a shit?
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This is her diary, man.
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It's got all her secrets
and shit in here! D-dude!
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It says, "Keep out."
There's a little lock that we can…
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- Well, we'll get it open later.
- We are not reading
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Dee's middle school diary to you, bro!
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Look, we need to start
the healing process.
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- Yeah…
- Okay?
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I'm devastated over here.
We need to throw a big-ass party.
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Because I need to be amongst my friends.
Let's call the crew.
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- Let's round the boys up!
- Round the crew up!
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- And let's have a kick-ass party!
- We got the diary!
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- And the crew!
- The boys are back in town
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- The boys are back in town
- The boys are back in town!
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I have two numbers in my phone.
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Charlie and Dennis.
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Huh.
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Well, what about
all our friends, dude?
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Yeah, what about, uh…
Dooley! Call Dooley.
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Dooley! Let's call Dooley!
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- Dooley loves a good party!
- Dooley!
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Dooley in the house!
Dooley's in the house!
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- Yeah.
- Dooley killed himself.
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Uh… Oh…
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Yeah. About two years back now.
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Yeah. It's a real sad, sad, sad thing
for him and his family.
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That's… That's terrible.
I knew he was, uh…
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- Depressed. Very sad.
- Very depressed.
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- And, uh…
- How about, uh, let's call Stash!
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- Let's get the Stash man!
- Uh…
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- Stash? Stash man? What did you do?
- I set him on fire.
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Son of a bitch. All right, forget him.
Forget Stash. I don't like him anyway.
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- Let's get Z-man.
- I banged his sister.
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- Oh…
- Sully!
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- No, but…
- Sully! I got Sully.
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He's got a restraining order against me.
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- I can't go within 500 feet of him.
- Plus, you know what?
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- I banged his sister, too.
- Did you really?
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- She was gross.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, I remember that.
- Yeah.
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Wait a minute. What are we saying?
We got no friends?
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Looks like it, right?
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- Wow, that hits home.
- Boom.
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- That's terrible. Guys, guys.
- That's sad.
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Do you realize what that means?
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I mean, if we were to all die suddenly
just like my mom did,
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we would have nobody
left to mourn us.
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- Oh, shit.
- You know, we would have no one left
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behind us to tell of our great adventures
and our glorious triumphs.
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- Oh, dude.
- We gotta… We gotta make friends.
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All our triumphs. All our triumphs
and our tales and…
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We need to preserve our legacy.
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- That's what I'm saying, bro!
- Our legacy!
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Our whole legacy here!
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So let's go out
and make some friends, right?
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Okay. Let's do that. But first…
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Who wants to burn through
a quick chapter of this diary?
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- How's the ponytail look?
- It's ridiculous.
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Why… I don't understand
why you're wearing this whole getup.
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Bruce has never even seen you.
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Deandra, if we're gonna
pull this thing off,
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I gotta turn into
a liberal yahoo just like Bruce.
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Now, when he gets here,
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I want you to hold my hand
through the whole thing.
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- I won't do that.
- Look.
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You've gotta stop
thinking of me as your dad
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and start thinking of me
as your fiancé, Seamus.
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Gross Could we please try
and think of a less creepy angle?
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But this is a grift.
I mean, that's the way it is.
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You gotta stay in character
all the time.
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As soon as you break character,
you blow the grift.
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Hand, hand.
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- No, I don't wanna touch you.
- Holding hands.
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God damn it.
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Deandra.
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Ah, my little girl.
How are you doing? Are you okay?
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Well, no, no.
I'm… I'm very broken up inside.
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Bruce, this is Seamus, my fiancé.
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- I am also broken up.
- Mmm-hmm.
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What say we all
bring it on in for a hug?
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- Mmm.
- We're doing hugs.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the funeral.
- Mmm-hmm.
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We were in Uganda doing a lot of work
with the AIDS crisis there and…
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AIDS? You touch anybody?
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- Well, sure.
- Hey, man!
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What kind of shit is that?
You just hugged me!
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Why would you do that?
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Seamus is joking.
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He's got a… He's got a very
dry sense of humor.
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I'm not joking! That shit is serious!
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- I gotta take a shower now!
- Hmm.
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- That's kind of… Odd.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Well, that's my guy. You know? He's a…
- Yeah.
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He's got a little bit of a germ problem.
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- It's…
- I'll get him some books for that.
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- He's… He's grieving and, and… Yeah.
- Sure.
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But you seem to be holding up okay.
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It's funny that I seem like that.
Because I'm not holding up okay.
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I'm very sad.
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I'm devastated.
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Well, there's nothing
tougher than losing a parent,
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- Oh, it's the worst! And it's the…
- It is.
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So she gave you all of our money, huh?
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- All of… All of…
- Yeah. Yeah.
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All of our fortune. She gave it to you.
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- Weird, right?
- Yeah.
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Good news is it's all gonna go
to help the less fortunate.
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Every penny.
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- Oh, well, that is good news.
- It's a done deal.
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Oh, well, you know,
that's actually why we brought you here.
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Oh, see, Seamus and I have a plan.
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We want to adopt a ton of kids.
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- Oh, Deandra.
- Isn't that wonderful,
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that we'll need to use our fortune
that my mother gave you
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- to shove at these kids!
- You know what I think?
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Huh?
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I think I know
exactly what you and Seamus need.
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Can you sit tight?
You just sit tight. Sit tight.
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I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Yeah.
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- Is he gone?
- Yeah, he's gone.
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Burn these clothes.
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Tracy, cancel all my appointments.
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It's time for my daughter and that idiot
who raised her to learn a lesson.
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Guys, I don't know
if I'm feeling this flyer idea.
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00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,460
- Really?
- It's perfect, dude.
236
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,796
How else are three guys in their late 20s
supposed to make friends?
237
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,922
There's no system in place.
238
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,549
- A flyer does all the work.
- It does the work for us, man.
239
00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,259
All right, read back
what we got so far because I don't…
240
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,343
Okay.
241
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,096
"What up? We're three cool guys
looking for other cool guys
242
00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,848
"who wanna hang out
in our party mansion."
243
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,933
It sounds a little gay.
244
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,602
- Yeah. It does sound gay.
- Right?
245
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,729
You know what? Write, um,
"Nothing sexual."
246
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:04,813
Good. Okay.
247
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,440
"We're three cool guys
looking for other cool guys
248
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,900
"who wanna hang out
in our party mansion."
249
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,943
"Nothing sexual."
250
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,945
Good, good. And add, "Fighters welcome."
251
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,323
'Cause, you know, we want some
tough dudes and some big dudes.
252
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,283
I don't want a bunch of tough guys in here
wanting to fight me.
253
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,285
- No, I didn't mean that.
- It'd be good to have extra protection.
254
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,912
- Yeah. Extra protection and…
- All right.
255
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,581
Well, uh, put "Fitness encouraged."
256
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,832
- Beautiful.
- That sounds confusing.
257
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,375
- Do you think so?
- I'll put, "Dudes in good shape."
258
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,835
Oh, there you go! That solves it. Nice.
259
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,420
- I like dudes in good shape.
- There we go.
260
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,380
Okay. But we also need
a guy who's funny and fat.
261
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,757
- We need a funny fat guy.
- We need a funny fat guy.
262
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,925
Because every crew has a funny fat guy.
263
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,135
Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy.
So don't worry about that.
264
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,304
- You're not fat, dude.
- Yeah. You're also not funny.
265
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,389
I want somebody who does
observational humor.
266
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,142
Oh, you know what? That would be good.
Observational humor is cool.
267
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,644
You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put
268
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,103
"Nothing sexual" again just to reiterate.
269
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,730
- Underline that.
- Please, please.
270
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,023
- Okay, clarity. Smart.
- Be very clear with that.
271
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,859
And I'm thinking that the flyer should
be in the shape of a beer mug.
272
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,611
- Hmm…
- Too complicated. I don't like that.
273
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,363
Yeah. Uh… What about a bicep?
274
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,448
- Bicep. Yeah!
- A bicep. Bicep's good.
275
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,824
- A bicep would do it.
- Right, let's go with a bicep.
276
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:58,909
- Okay.
- Yeah, what do we got?
277
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,410
Here we go. "What up?
278
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,412
"We're three cool guys looking for
other cool guys
279
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,206
"who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
280
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,582
"Nothing sexual.
281
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,084
"Dudes in good shape encouraged.
282
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,921
"If you're fat, you should be able to
find humor in the little things.
283
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,091
- "Again, nothing sexual." Underlined.
- Underlined. Okay.
284
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,259
Great.
285
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,593
I have no problem with that.
286
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,095
No. Let's go meet some men.
287
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,939
Looking good, bro. Looking very good.
288
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,440
I'm sorry?
289
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,942
Oh, your pants. Nice cut.
290
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,402
You know, that vertical line on the side
291
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,903
gives your body good length.
292
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,157
- Do you work here? What…
- Nah.
293
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,993
I'm just looking to meet some…
Some new guys.
294
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,036
I saw you from across the way.
And I thought, yeah.
295
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:46,164
This guy's got a good sense of style.
He's about the same age.
296
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,291
Got a nice crop of blond hair.
297
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,959
We could definitely use
a blond in the crew.
298
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,004
Mix things up a little bit. Here.
Why don't you just, uh,
299
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,755
take a look at that flyer there.
300
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,049
Is this a penis?
301
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,135
A… Penis? No. It's a…
302
00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,636
It's a bicep.
303
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,471
Oh.
304
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:05,225
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, right. "Party mansion."
305
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,312
- Exactly. Yeah.
- Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by.
306
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,105
- You'll swing by?
- Yeah, sure.
307
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,316
Okay, yeah. Just come by the address.
We'll be there partying.
308
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,483
Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion.
309
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,027
You're gonna be perfect, man.
310
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,612
- Yeah. See you there.
- Nice.
311
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,281
I should give him more for his friends.
312
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,365
Yeah.
313
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,410
Oh, son of a bitch!
314
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,496
- Penis? No. It's a… A bicep.
- Bro.
315
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,415
I just had the most perfect
316
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,501
blond guy slip right through my fingers.
317
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,587
I mean, I had him in the palm of my hand,
and then he was gone.
318
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,215
You know what I mean? I mean,
this guy would've been perfect for you.
319
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,384
What's up with this beefcake?
Is he coming to the party or what?
320
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,677
- Big time.
- Great.
321
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,013
- Nah, he didn't read the flyer.
- No, I read the flyer.
322
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,933
- He didn't understand it.
- I understood it… Perfectly.
323
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,851
Oh! Okay.
324
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,228
Okay, we need to
325
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,230
- take a second look at this flyer.
- Uh, yeah, dude.
326
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:54,399
Guys! Check out who
I just met buying a crossbow.
327
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,651
This dude is the shit.
328
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,071
I shall use this crossbow to pierce
my broken heart.
329
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,155
Yeah.
330
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,824
All right, dude.
331
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,038
Dude, isn't that guy awesome or what?
He's like a poet.
332
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:09,957
- That guy's not awesome.
- No.
333
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,125
Dude, do you know how
hard it is to find
334
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,378
a passionate guy like that these days?
335
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,504
They don't make them anymore.
336
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,672
You should've seen how passionate he got
337
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,173
when I showed him the dick flyer.
338
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,967
- You knew?
- You knew that it was a dick?
339
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,635
Well, yeah. I thought we changed it.
340
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,719
I thought you guys were changing it.
341
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,305
- It was always meant to be a bicep.
- It was a bicep, bro.
342
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,891
Well, then why did you cut it like,
'cause it looks totally like a dick.
343
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,393
I thought, all right,
let's go with the dick thing.
344
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,686
It's more masculine anyway.
345
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:31,854
- Ah. Good point.
- I mean, shit…
346
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,939
If you want it to be a bicep,
it needs more veins.
347
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,359
I can't wear this.
348
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,611
I gotta go home
and get another costume.
349
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,530
Come on. There's no time.
Just sit down and shut up.
350
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,240
And wait for Bruce
to get back with the money.
351
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,575
All right.
352
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,744
But I can't promise
that I'm not gonna go berserk
353
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,705
if he tries to give me AIDS again.
354
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,250
He wasn't trying to give you AIDS.
Jesus Christ!
355
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,919
You're the one who's going on and on
about staying in character.
356
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,463
- Yeah, you're right. You're right.
- Look, we can do this, okay?
357
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,549
We just have to go
along with whatever he throws at us.
358
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,842
We're so close to that money.
359
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:02,926
Yeah.
360
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,595
- Yeah?
- 'm not gonna blow the cover.
361
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,222
- Good. Pull your shit together, Seamus.
- All right.
362
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,934
Surprise!
363
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,353
These are some of my adopted children.
Go ahead, guys.
364
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,647
This is your new home.
365
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,359
Ooh, Mac.
Here come our guests. Come on.
366
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:20,444
Okay.
367
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,404
Okay. How did you get these guys again?
368
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,448
Oh, they're college kids.
I just went down to Penn.
369
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,991
I reeled them in with
a couple of white lies.
370
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,659
Now put your game face on, buddy.
371
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,328
- We got a legacy to preserve.
- Okay.
372
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,412
Here we go.
373
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,457
Welcome to the
party mansion, bitches!
374
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,918
Get your asses in here!
375
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,379
Look at that shit, huh? Yeah!
376
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,298
- Where is everybody?
- Where are all the chicks?
377
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,342
- Guess what. It's just you and us.
- That's right!
378
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,676
We got the party mansion to ourselves!
379
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,345
There ain't no rules
in the party mansion!
380
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,429
That's right.
381
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,223
Check this out, bitches! Whoo!
382
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,308
Oh, yeah, baby! Nice one!
383
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,062
Let's stop being pussies,
and let's funnel some beers!
384
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,605
- Let's funnel some beers!
- I don't really drink.
385
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,190
- Wrong answer, bitch!
- You're a drinker tonight!
386
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,192
Right. You guys'll be telling stories
for the rest of your lives
387
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,693
- about how crazy we are!
- Oh, yeah.
388
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,904
You're gonna tell everybody how we're
like those guys from Jackass.
389
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,281
How we like to smash stuff
and shove shit up our asses.
390
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,366
That's right!
391
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,076
You are gonna get so much shit
392
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869
shoved up your ass tonight, four eyes!
393
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,205
Yeah! You're gonna be
talking about this night
394
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,082
for the rest of your lives!
395
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,085
"Dear diary,
396
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,338
"the dance was a total disaster.
397
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,216
"I cried myself to sleep again last night.
398
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,928
- Oh!
- "Mom forced me to wear the back brace.
399
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,265
"And all the school chanted
Aluminum Monster!"
400
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,268
Oh, man!
401
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,520
"Aluminum Monster." That is hilarious.
402
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,480
No! Oh, it's not hilarious!
403
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,900
I share this little girl's pain.
404
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,153
Have you ever been scorned, Charlie?
405
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:48,073
Uh, like all day, every day, dude.
406
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,325
Then you should think of this little girl
407
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,954
as your soul mate of pain.
408
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,624
Oh, shit, bro.
409
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:04,381
Babysitting a bunch of orphans
was not part of our grift.
410
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,175
Yeah. Well, it's either
that or digging up Mom,
411
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:08,218
which, for the record,
I am still very into.
412
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,554
But I'm willing to do whatever we need
to do to get this money, Frank.
413
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,806
Okay? If we need to adopt
a couple of orphans, fine.
414
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,057
We'll get the money,
and we'll take them back.
415
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,142
Oh…
416
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,394
Can you do that? Is that possible?
417
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,814
I don't know. I'm sure they have
some kind of a return-exchange policy.
418
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,024
That sounds good.
419
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,527
Great. Now this one's sad. Give…
420
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,905
- Give her some money.
- What?
421
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,781
- Frank, give her some money.
- I'm not giving her shit!
422
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:30,908
What are you talking about?
423
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,534
May I speak to you two in the kitchen?
424
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,244
- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah.
425
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,163
You two have such a great vibe!
426
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,498
I'm ready to write a check right now.
427
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,501
But I just want to
make sure that I'm helping you
428
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,462
to have, like,
the best relationship that you can
429
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,423
so that these kids have
a loving, stable home.
430
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,008
And I know that this may
sound a little weird.
431
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,511
But I have a lot of training
in family therapy.
432
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:53,680
And I think for me to help you,
433
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,683
I need to observe you
at your most intimate.
434
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,394
I need to observe you
two making love.
435
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,314
- Uh…
- Uh…
436
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,654
How long's your boy
been passed out, bro?
437
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:10,447
I don't know. A couple of minutes.
438
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,573
I'm just worried he's gonna wake up
439
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,658
before we throw him down those stairs.
440
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,117
You kidding me?
Look at him. He's gone.
441
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,369
- Man, he's out.
- You're kidding, right?
442
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,663
You're not really gonna throw him
down the stairs.
443
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,248
Oh! We should throw him off the roof!
444
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,624
- Great idea, dude.
- Right?
445
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,708
- I'm the thrower.
- That's fine.
446
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,001
Why are you guys doing this?
447
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,586
That's what friends do to each other, bro.
448
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,089
- No, it isn't!
- Guy, his mom just died.
449
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,091
- Can you have a little compassion?
- My mom just died, all right?
450
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,510
The least you could do
is let us throw your buddy off the roof!
451
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,933
"I'm totally gonna tell Eric
452
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,810
"how much I like him tonight.
453
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,895
"Even though Danielle
454
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,481
"was like all over him today in school.
455
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,777
"Mother said, 'Don't bother.
456
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,905
"'He wants a pretty girl instead.'"
457
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,283
I can't stop crying, Ernesto.
458
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,034
Hey, me neither, Charlie.
459
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,454
- Oh, but don't fight it, Charlie!
- No!
460
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,750
It is all part of the healing process.
461
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,961
Ahhh!
462
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,933
So tell me, how do you two usually begin
your lovemaking sessions?
463
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,311
That's hard to say, you know?
464
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:26,940
Because we start it in so many ways.
465
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,400
Seamus, perhaps…
466
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,235
Perhaps you should start by,
467
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,405
uh, kissing her neck lightly.
468
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,699
Uh, no.
469
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,744
- No, because, uh, we don't kiss.
- We don't kiss.
470
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,579
- At all. No kissing.
- Mmm-mmm.
471
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,372
That's unusual, but okay.
472
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,917
Okay. Just tell me…
473
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,002
Just tell me what you are into.
474
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,422
I like to watch.
So I'm gonna bounce off the bed…
475
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:51,840
And…
476
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,093
- Observe.
- Okay. Okay.
477
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:57,221
See… You see what just happened, Dee?
478
00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:01,391
Seamus has just communicated
what turns him on in a healthy way.
479
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,102
- Heh.
- So… Yeah.
480
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,604
Perhaps now would be a good time
481
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,356
for you to pleasure yourself for him.
482
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,275
- Then eventually Seamus will mount you.
- Okay.
483
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:11,902
You know what?
484
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,111
I'm gonna have to stop this.
485
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,322
- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
486
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,573
- Yeah?
- I'm gonna come clean here
487
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,200
because we've been lying to you.
488
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,118
- Deandra… Deandra, just…
- No.
489
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,495
- Think about what you're doing.
- No. You know what?
490
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,997
I'm sorry. We've been lying.
And the reason is…
491
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,624
- Think…
- We haven't had sex yet
492
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,335
because we're waiting
until we get married.
493
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,463
- We're waiting.
- We're saving ourselves.
494
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,215
- We're saving ourselves!
- Saving ourselves.
495
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,718
- It's so important to me and to him…
- Yeah, we couldn't do it.
496
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:37,970
- …to do that.
- Yeah. Right.
497
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,639
And I… And I… And I think that maybe
that's what the tension
498
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,391
- is that you're feeling.
- It's all sexual.
499
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,519
- Oh, it's so sexual.
- You know, I'm also a licensed minister.
500
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,439
So why don't we just do a wedding?
Like do it tomorrow?
501
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,483
- Hmm!
- Because I've been thinking about it.
502
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,278
And I should never give
the money to an unmarried couple anyway.
503
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,241
- Okay.
- Okay.
504
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,247
Family and friends,
we're gathered here to…
505
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,417
To share in the declaration of
a lifelong commitment
506
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,919
between this man and this woman.
507
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,255
Deandra, do you take this man
508
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,841
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
509
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,301
I do.
510
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,427
Seamus,
511
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,346
do you take this woman
to be your wedded wife?
512
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,015
You betcha.
513
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,851
Well, then by the authority of God
514
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,604
and the laws of the great
state of Pennsylvania,
515
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,648
I now pronounce you man and wife.
516
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,859
Congratulations, Deandra!
517
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,110
You made me so happy.
518
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,029
Yeah. And you just
married your daughter, Frank.
519
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,698
- You know who I am?
- Of course I know who you are.
520
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,825
You're the little ass-wipe
who raised my children
521
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,536
and turned them into animals,
into monsters who…
522
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,497
Who lie and steal
and take advantage of people
523
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:51,251
and contribute absolutely
nothing to society.
524
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,711
- Make sure you're getting this.
- Yeah, yeah.
525
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,046
I can't believe Ernesto's missing this!
526
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,214
- He's gotta see it.
- Go get him.
527
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:57,716
If you knew who he was,
then why did you do the whole ceremony?
528
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,968
I was just trying
to push you two to your limit.
529
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,803
But apparently you… You have none. So…
530
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,889
I… I hate to interrupt.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
531
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,766
Uh, Bruce? Can you…
532
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,434
Can you just pronounce
them man and wife again?
533
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,269
- I wanna get that in a close-up.
- Again? You wanna…
534
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,729
Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes,
535
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,022
"of course I know who you are."
536
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,566
- And you were getting so angry, Bruce.
- Oh, yeah!
537
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,193
Bruce, can you
make them kiss this time, though?
538
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,904
Yes. Uh, sure. May I…
May I see the camera
539
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,239
for just a second from this side maybe?
540
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,658
- Sure. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. Uh…
541
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,493
I'm gonna take this and give it
to the lawyer,
542
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,786
and you're gonna lose the house
543
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,038
because, uh, you violated
the conditions of the will.
544
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,291
Frank was not to set foot in the house!
545
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:35,337
Bruce, come on, man.
Dad, be cool, man. Like, let that slide.
546
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,756
You are acting
like a real bastard, Bruce.
547
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,842
You're the most horrible people alive.
548
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,094
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, that's a little bit going overboard
549
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:45,097
- That's a lot. That's a lot to say.
- Come on. Don't be like that.
550
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,599
Now I'm gonna lose the party mansion.
Thanks a lot, Frank!
551
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,310
- Whoa, guys! Guys, where you going?
- Whoa, whoa! Hey!
552
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,562
How did they get free?
553
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,729
Oh, come on!
We were just having a little fun!
554
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:54,648
You guys still wanna be in our crew?
555
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:55,858
I don't think so.
556
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,317
I don't think they're
gonna go off and tell
557
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,027
- about our great adventures…
- It doesn't seem like it.
558
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,112
…and our glorious triumphs.
559
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,531
- No. Well, at least we still have Ernesto.
- Yeah, whoops.
560
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,283
No, no. He robbed your house.
561
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,034
- Oh, son of a bitch.
- Yeah.
562
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,329
Ah, I'm sorry that
the grift didn't work out, sweetie.
563
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,458
- We could still go get Mom's jewelry.
- I'll get the shovel.