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- Give me the walkie.
- Frank, I'm having a hard time
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understanding what we're doing.
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- Just give me the walkie-talkie.
- All right.
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Why did you hide your will in the ceiling?
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I didn't do it, Charlie did it.
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Well, why did Charlie hide
your will in the ceiling?
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Because I didn't wanna crawl around
these goddamn vents. Give me my gun.
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Oh, right. Yeah!
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Dude, I don't think you should be carrying
this thing anymore, man.
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I mean, it always gets you into trouble.
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Recently, it has occurred to me
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that Dennis and Deandra stand to lose a
lot of money because they're not my kids.
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They're gonna rub me out.
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I feel like you're being
very paranoid about this.
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If you just go to a lawyer,
you can draft up a new will, no big deal.
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Don't overthink this. Trust me.
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- Give me the goddamn gun.
- Here.
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Now, you think you can make sense
of Charlie's map?
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Because it's dark
as a well digger's ass up here.
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Frank, no one understands the subtleties
of Charlie's retardation better than me.
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I can guide you right to it.
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- Then you will be handsomely rewarded.
- I like that.
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Shit!
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- Seal me up! Seal me up!
- That's them. Get away.
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Get in. Just get in!
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What I say is the law.
I'm the boss of both of you now.
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What are you talking about, man?
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Why are you standing like that?
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'Cause I'm your big brother, dude,
and I'm the boss of you.
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Where is this coming from, man?
You are not our big brother.
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Yes, I am. So get me a beer, little bro,
before I give you a serious noogie.
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Dude, I swear to God,
if you try and give me a noogie,
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I will yank your underwear over your head
so hard, your asshole will rip in half.
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Hey-oh! What's up, bitches?
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- Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
- Like tissue paper.
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They behind us?
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- No!
- Lock the way out!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the hell are you guys doin'?
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Whoa!
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Okay. Okay, don't shoot, okay?
Just take whatever you want.
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- Yeah, take the cash register.
- Take the girl.
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What do you mean, "Take the girl"?
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Don't argue
with them. Just go.
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- You better go with them.
- They're not trying to take me anywhere!
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Don't try to be a hero, Dee,
just do what they say!
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They're not saying anything.
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Well, what's the sense?
If you keep arguing with them,
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then we're all gonna die!
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- We don't want the girl!
- Then take the cash.
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- We don't want the cash!
- Well, then what the hell do you want?
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We're takin' you bitches hostage.
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That's right. And we need
a gassed-up boat,
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and we need 100,000 clams in a briefcase.
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And a Planet Hollywood jacket.
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A leather one. Reversible.
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And we need a reversible
Planet Hollywood jacket, too.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Taken hostage by the McPoyles.
We should just bum-rush 'em.
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Hey, I'm the one making
the demands here, pig!
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And if they're not met in one hour,
I'm gonna kill one of the hostages!
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You hear that?
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In one hour, we're gonna have Margaret
shoot one of you in the face.
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Yeah, and if any of you try to escape,
we'll massacre you in a blaze of glory,
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- then play with your bodies.
- Especially Dennis.
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Let's secure the perimeter.
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Shit! Did you hear that?
I think he means it.
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There's no way they're gonna
get those demands.
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They can't get a Planet Hollywood jacket.
Those places don't even exist anymore.
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They don't make those jackets.
They'd have to call Stallone…
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Maybe Aykroyd.
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Shut up! We need to focus, okay?
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This is serious.
We could get Stockholm Syndrome.
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Oh, my God. What is that?
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What is that?
Does that start with a sore throat?
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Because I think I might be getting it.
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No, you're not getting it, Charlie.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a doctor?
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I don't think you're qualified
to tell me whether or not
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I'm coming down with Stockholm syndrome?
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Stockholm syndrome, it…
It messes with your mind.
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You start to empathize and then you could
side with your captors.
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We could turn against each other.
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Look, Dee is right. Now look, we need
to watch out for each other, okay?
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The only way we're gonna get through this
is if we stick together.
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Nobody has to die.
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- Somebody has to die.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Doesn't have to be one of us.
- No. It shouldn't be!
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Mac or Charlie, right? I mean,
what do they have to live for?
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Not one thing.
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So, we need to form a pact.
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No matter what happens,
you and I have to stick together.
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- You and I will form an alliance.
- We'll form an alliance.
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Dennis is gonna try and have you killed.
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- I can't say that surprises me.
- He's gonna sell us all down the river.
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Okay, should we kill him first?
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Look, I don't want anybody to have to die,
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but if somebody does,
there's no reason it shouldn't be Dennis.
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It should be Dennis, right?
He had a great life.
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Yeah. Sure.
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- He had a full, full, good ride.
- Oh, a fantastic ride.
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- I had a terrible ride.
- Charlie, you had the worst ride.
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- You deserve another shot at the ride.
- I want a better ride.
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Oh, you ought to ride and ride.
So listen. Here's what we do.
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You and I, no matter what,
we gotta stick together.
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We gotta stick together. We should get
to Mac, though, before Dennis does.
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- Oh, Mac will be with us.
- Mac will be with us.
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Frank, Frank. Come in, Frank.
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The McPoyles have taken us hostage.
They're threatening to kill all of us.
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It's too late for the guys,
but there's plenty of time to save me.
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So come down here and get me out of here.
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Where the hell have you been?
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I've been looking for you for 20 minutes.
I'm lost as shit up here.
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The McPoyles have taken
over the bar,
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and they're threatening to
kill one of us. Come save me!
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Holy crap.
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Forget about the rest of them, Frank.
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They're all gonna perish. It's just me.
There's still time to save me.
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- Get down here!
- Not until I get that will.
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Once that will is safe and secure,
I'll come and help you.
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Will? There's plenty of time to do that.
We can do that some other time, dude.
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No. This is all the more reason
to get that document.
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Who the hell knows
how it's gonna shake out down there?
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Everybody gather round!
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I gotta go, I'll call you back.
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Ow! Son of a…
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All right. There's absolutely no way
they're gonna meet all our demands, so,
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You guys are gonna dig a hole straight
through the wall to the next building.
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We're gonna go to the roof
and escape by helicopter.
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Here's how it's gonna work.
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Two of you are gonna dig while two
of you rest, and then you switch.
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- I volunteer to rest first.
- Bullshit. You can't volunteer to rest.
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Oh, really? You can be on my team
if you want,
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but my team rests first
because I called it.
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All right, great then its settled.
I'm on your team.
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We'll rest first.
Charlie and Mac, you dig.
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You're gonna be on Dee's team?
Some loyalty, bro.
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Dude, what the hell?
You don't wanna be on my dig team?
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Easy, Charlie. I never said that.
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I feel like the syndrome's
making you all paranoid.
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- It's making me crazy, dude.
- Hold on. Oh, my God. He's burning up.
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- I'm burning up?
- Sit down. You gotta sit down.
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- Oh, my God. I'm getting sick.
- Guys, clearly, Charlie's comin' down
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with a nasty case of Stockholm syndrome.
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Now the last thing you guys need is a room
full of sick hostages.
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So, guys, do you mind if
I grab a couple of beers?
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'Cause I feel like we would be
a lot more relaxed if we had some beers.
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Oh, and a cooler! Dude, get a cooler.
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- Good idea, Charlie.
- To keep the beers cold.
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- Uh-uh.
- Dude, what the hell?
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The cooler's gonna keep the beer cold.
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How are we gonna do that
without a cooler?
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I would appreciate a cold beer so…
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We should probably all have a cold beer
inside of a cooler.
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Who drinks warm beer?
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- Let's take a vote.
- All in favor of beer and coolers.
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Great. Then it's settled.
Charlie, go get a cooler.
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Don't move, Charlie!
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No beer. No cooler.
Margaret, put your hand down.
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- But your sister agrees with us.
- She's on our side.
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She's a deaf-mute. The only reason she
raised her hand is 'cause you guys did.
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- Really?
- Let's try that again, right?
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That's awesome.
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Yeah, I wonder what else
we could get her to do.
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Uh, let's blink really fast.
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Oh, come on. That's awesome.
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All right! Put your hands down
and stop blinking! Leave Margaret alone.
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You two, in the bathroom.
You two, grab some shovel.
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Ryan, crank up the heat!
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We're gonna get this place
hot and clammy…
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Just like the McPoyles like it.
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Ah, here we go.
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Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?
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"If here by now,
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"then bad place be.
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"Trouble time for you
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"when heat comes."
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Jesus Christ, the kid's an idiot.
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What… What? Oh, shit!
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Where was…
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Damn, man, they're really
crankin' that heat, huh?
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Yeah, man, maybe that's
why she dressed in that.
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Oh, of course, that's why
they dress like that.
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They're gonna stay all nice and cool
while we get all hot and steamy.
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Why are you covering
your mouth like that?
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So she can't read my lips, dude.
I don't want her reading my lips.
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- Her? She can't read lips.
- You don't think?
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No way. Here, check this out.
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Do you understand what I'm saying? No?
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Can you understand
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the words I am saying?
Do you know what I am saying?
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You can't read lips, can you?
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- Right. All right, Charlie…
- What was that?
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There's something
I gotta talk to you about.
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I need you to help
me out with this map.
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Whoa! What are you doing
with my map, dude?
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Frank gave it to me. He's up in the vents.
He's gonna try and retrieve his will.
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You know, if I guide
It to him successfully,
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he's gonna give me a very
large percentage of that.
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He thinks that Dennis and Dee…
What are you doing?
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It's boring. Dude,
I'm getting bored over here.
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Well, you should be paying attention,
Charlie,
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because this could be very good for you.
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- Come on, come on. You're losin' me.
- Oh, my God.
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With Frank dead, and the will gone,
Charlie gets all the money.
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- I get all the money? What money?
- All the money.
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- The inheritance money.
- Okay! Go! Good! Good!
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- Do you understand what's happening?
- Kinda.
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Do you understand what's
going on with this map?
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- Yes.
- Okay!
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Now just walk me through it.
We'll go through the numbers later.
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Yeah, it's a fake map. It's a decoy.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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- Where's the real map?
- The real map is tattooed on my body.
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- Get outta here. Where?
- Right here.
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- You can't be serious.
- Oh, I'm dead serious.
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- This is impossible.
- It's very possible.
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- Dude, I'm not looking in your butt.
- You have to, dude.
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That's the only way to find the will.
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All right, but you gotta
swear not to tell anybody.
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I swear.
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- I can't see anything.
- Look closer.
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- What do you see?
- Nothing.
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What do you smell?
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Oh, my God!
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Really? You farted in my face?
You farted in my face?
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What do you think?
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Are you kidding me? Why would you
do something like that?
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Why? 'Cause you stole my map,
and Frank's in the vents!
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You're lying to me, we could die today,
230
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,287
and I never
got to fart in your face before!
231
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,873
We don't have time for this, all right?
Where is the real map?
232
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,917
That's the real map.
There's no fake map, idiot.
233
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,716
- Jesus Christ!
- Are you kidding me?
234
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:54,136
- This is just unbelievable.
- How could anybody like it this hot?
235
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,221
- I feel woozy.
- Ah, this is bullshit.
236
00:09:56,305 --> 00:10:00,184
A couple of glasses of milk…
Lukewarm, skim for the lady.
237
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,186
We don't want your milk, Liam.
238
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,813
Then start breakin' bricks,
wet nips.
239
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,481
You know what?
I think you're full of shit.
240
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,358
- Is that right?
- Yeah, That's right.
241
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,652
I think I could walk out of here right now
and I don't think you'd do anything.
242
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,654
- 'Cause I don't think you're serious.
- You don't think I'm serious?
243
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,156
- No, I don't think you're serious.
- Oh, you think I'm bluffin'?
244
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,532
- I think you're bluffing.
- You think I'm bluffing?
245
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:18,285
- I think you're bluffing.
- Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody!
246
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,418
What have you done, man?
Give me the milk.
247
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,711
Showin' 'em we're not bluffing.
248
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,172
No, you're supposed to stab one of them.
You stab one of them!
249
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:34,468
Oh, I gotta
take care of this. Ow!
250
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,929
- Holy shit.
- My bad.
251
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,557
Oh, my God.
252
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,226
That is one of the most terrifying things
I've ever seen in my life.
253
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,019
I mean, that must have taken
so much heart…
254
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,480
You know, to stab your brother like that?
255
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,566
- I mean, that is real dedication.
- What?
256
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,777
Whatever, okay?
257
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,112
we need a real plan here, sis.
The hour is coming upon us.
258
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,782
Oh! Look, maybe I can corner one of them
and manipulate them.
259
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,909
- Get inside their head.
- And have sex with them.
260
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,118
Mmm-hmm.
261
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,330
Have sex with them? No. I was gonna say,
pit them against each other.
262
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,166
- What? I know. What? Well, what did I say?
- You said…
263
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,627
No. Oh, God, no.
Those guys are disgusting.
264
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,214
Dee, I think you're starting to show signs
of Stockholm syndrome.
265
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,799
No. I'm fine, all right?
266
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,384
Can we just focus here,
and just tell me what the plan is?
267
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,427
Yeah, let's focus. Okay, here's the plan.
All right, look.
268
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,388
I know I can get the girl
to fall in love with me. Okay?
269
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,014
Now, I'm not one of the members
of her family…
270
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,516
I got that going against me,
271
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,226
but I do have a secret weapon.
272
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,229
Boom. All right?
273
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,815
I just need to get alone with her
and let the pecs do the talking.
274
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,235
One thing'll lead to the next.
She'll lead me secretly to safety.
275
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,491
Mac, what's with the goddamn heat?
276
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,160
I'm roastin' like a suckling pig up here.
277
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,330
Oh, yeah, man. It's gettin' pretty hot
up in this piece, huh?
278
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,000
Must be miserable
up in those vents, Frank.
279
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,751
Charlie, is that you?
280
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,170
Yeah, it's me.
281
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,838
Hey, are you lost?
282
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,840
I warned you never to go up
in those vents without me.
283
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,260
Uh, yeah, a little bit. Hey, Charlie,
284
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,055
you think you could
give the walkie-talkie over to Mac?
285
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,765
I gotta talk to him privately.
286
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,517
Yeah, hold on a second.
287
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,981
- Yo, buddy, I'm here.
- Mac, go somewhere where you're alone.
288
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,319
Okay, Frank, we're alone.
289
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:20,949
Whatever happens,
make sure Charlie's the first one to die.
290
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,203
What? Why?
291
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,998
Because of this will business.
He stands to gain the most out of it.
292
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,667
- That's a very good point.
- That's an excellent point. All right.
293
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,504
Uh, that's a good plan, Frank.
I'll get back to you in about 10.
294
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,215
All right, get back to me. 10-4.
295
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,926
Okay. Well, I think it's pretty clear
what we should do.
296
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,302
- Yeah.
- Frank has to die.
297
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:41,762
- Gotta kill frank.
- Gotta kill him somehow.
298
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,556
So once the McPoyles take out
Dennis, Dee and Frank…
299
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,683
Then you and I will split the money
right down the middle.
300
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,103
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh.
That's kind of a lot, don't you think?
301
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,773
I'll tell you what. I'll give you 25%.
302
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,857
25%?
303
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,192
It's my money, dude!
304
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,444
Hey, ball sacks, put those on.
305
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,612
Why?
306
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,657
It's too obvious who the hostages
and who the captors are.
307
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,201
We're gonna confuse the cops.
308
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,919
All right. Your time is almost up.
309
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,213
And we thought we'd spice things up
with an immunity challenge.
310
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,258
The team who wins will be exempt from
the first round of shootings in the face.
311
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:22,010
- Oh, well, that's a great idea.
- Dee, shut up.
312
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,596
- What the hell is she talking about?
- She's got Stockholm syndrome.
313
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:29,351
No, I don't. No! I just think it's
a good way to decide who to kill first.
314
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,603
I'm tryin' to put myself
in their position, you know?
315
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,480
It's called compassion, dickheads.
316
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,399
Maybe if you guys had a little bit of it,
317
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,860
you wouldn't be in this mess
in the first place,
318
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,236
and then we wouldn't be standing here
319
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,572
trying to figure out
which one of you we have to kill.
320
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:44,366
- But that's where we are.
- So hand me that shotgun.
321
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159
'Cause I'd like to do this mess myself.
322
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,412
Get on your knees, bitches!
323
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,747
What are you doing?
Now you're on their side?
324
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,000
- You wanna be a McPoyle, trash bag?
- Huh?
325
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,294
Mmm!
326
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,547
If you wanna be a McPoyle,
you've gotta earn that the hard way.
327
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,675
And you will learn that later on.
But for now, the challenge is this…
328
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,094
Whoever can destroy more things on
the inside of this bar wins.
329
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,554
And the teams have changed.
330
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,599
It's now Dee and Charlie
versus Mac and Dennis.
331
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,893
You have one minute
to plan your strategy…
332
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,437
Starting now.
333
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,606
Whoop. Come on. Come here,
come here, come here!
334
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,442
All right, I think I got a plan
to get us out of this.
335
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,569
But I need you to do the destroying
the bar thing. Can you do that?
336
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,695
No problem, I'm a great destroyer.
337
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,155
Are you kidding me, dude?
You're a born smasher.
338
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,448
Yes! I'm a born smasher.
339
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,866
All right, I'm gonna work a
different angle with the girl.
340
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:26,992
Work those pecs.
341
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,702
- Yeah, exactly.
- All right, dude.
342
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,370
- Bump it.
- All right. Dennis?
343
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,705
- What?
- I love you.
344
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,916
Go! Go! Go!
345
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,168
- Okay, okay. I got a plan actually, okay?
- Okay.
346
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,753
I'm gonna start
by wrecking the back office.
347
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,879
I don't think anyone thought of that.
348
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,964
The back office? Charlie,
I feel like there's a lot more stuff…
349
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,841
Listen to me, okay?
350
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,468
I don't blame you for that betrayal,
but you're acting nuts.
351
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,637
All right, listen.
I'm sorry about that whole thing…
352
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,431
Shut up, okay? I'm tryin'
to save your life here, Dee.
353
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,557
Listen, I'm gonna save your life
354
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,434
by wreckin' that back office.
We gotta stick together, okay?
355
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,478
- You got it?
- Yes, I got it, Charlie.
356
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,605
Time's up, assholes. Start smashing!
357
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,899
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
358
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,442
I love you.
359
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,413
Decided to come in here
and take a break from all the excitement.
360
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,748
It's got me all sweaty.
361
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,000
So sweaty.
362
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,920
Do you mind?
363
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,009
Margaret, you like sweat, don't you?
364
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,929
It is Margaret, isn't it?
Of course it is.
365
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,016
You know, your eyebrow,
it drives me crazy.
366
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,271
It's so thick. It's so…dark…
367
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,522
And so very…
368
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:41,859
Connected.
369
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,862
You're a stone cold fox, Margaret.
370
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,823
You're a stone cold fox, and I want you.
371
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,449
I gotta have you. I need you.
372
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,493
I want you inside me.
373
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,664
But you know that. Don't you, Margaret?
374
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,170
Yeah.
375
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,672
Look at yourself, Dee.
You've turned into a monster.
376
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,549
Huh? Not my fault. I'm sick.
377
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:09,303
I know, Dee. I know. You're the one that
first told us about Stockholm syndrome.
378
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,597
But I feel like, if you just snap out it,
379
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,183
there's a chance that we could
survive this, if we just stick together.
380
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,853
- Whoa! All right! Time's up.
- Looks like Mac and Dennis take it.
381
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,479
Nice! Blast away, boys.
382
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:24,568
No! No, wait. Wait, because Charlie,
Charlie destroyed the office!
383
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,571
- Go by and look. Charlie saved my life!
- No. No, blast her!
384
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,364
- Charlie, we did it!
- Blast her! Damn it.
385
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,741
We did it!
386
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,664
God damn it, Charlie.
387
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,504
Frank, Frank. Come in, Frank.
388
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,089
Oh, when we get outta this,
389
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:50,802
I am gonna shove my fist
right into your ass, hard and fast.
390
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:54,765
Not in a sexual way,
in a "I am pissed off at you" way.
391
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,227
For turning off your walkie-talkie
and leaving me in this shithole!
392
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,812
Listen to me very carefully, Frank.
Charlie has escaped.
393
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,064
Repeat, Charlie has escaped.
394
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,315
I think he's gonna come after you, man.
395
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,442
Don't worry about it.
I can take care of myself.
396
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:11,573
God! I just stepped in glass!
There's broken bottles all over the place.
397
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,034
Broken bottles everywhere?
Oh, shit, dude.
398
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,703
I think you're in Charlie's "bad room."
399
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,955
What the hell is that?
400
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:21,124
It's where he goes to be alone
and break bottles.
401
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,919
Dude, you gotta be real careful.
He's gonna find you.
402
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,171
I can take care of myself.
403
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,422
Hello, Frank.
404
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,968
I gotta call you back.
405
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,220
- Be careful. Be careful!
- Hi, Charlie.
406
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,723
Lookin' for your will, Pop?
407
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,226
That's exactly what I'm lookin' for.
408
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:44,147
You know, it's funny what kind of men
we turn into in circumstances like this.
409
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,400
I heard who you wanted to have killed.
410
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,152
But that goddamn Mac, he…
411
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,656
Then tell me, Frank.
What do you think about…
412
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,285
…this?
413
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,955
I like that very much.
That's exactly why I came up here.
414
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,708
No, it's the… Oh, yeah. I guess it is.
415
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,128
- Now let's get the hell outta here.
- No, I don't think so, Frank!
416
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,089
You see, I don't need you anymore,
now, do I?
417
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,385
What are you talkin' about?
What are you doin'? Put your hands down.
418
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,262
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Charlie, put your hands down.
419
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,431
- Charlie, don't…
- Bye, Dad!
420
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,641
Oh, my God. Do you carry that
everywhere now, dude? That's ridiculous.
421
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:22,144
- Lead me the hell outta here.
- All right. Fine.
422
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,687
- How?
- This way.
423
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,689
- That way?
- Put the gun…
424
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,608
- I was gonna go that way.
- That would've been all wrong.
425
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,948
All right. That was, uh,
nice.
426
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,784
That was very hot and sweaty
and passionate…
427
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,620
Milky.
428
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:40,787
Now let's get outta here.
429
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,207
Let's sneak outta here,
you know, and start a life together.
430
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,959
Let's get outta this crazy place together.
Come on. Let's go. Sneak me out.
431
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,879
What? No, no, no, no, no. No.
We're done with the kissing part, okay?
432
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,924
That part's over. We're in love now,
and you can sneak me out of here.
433
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,343
We're at that part now, all right?
No. No, no, no.
434
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,637
Oh, God. Please tell me you understand
what I'm saying. Do you understand me?
435
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,430
Do you understand?
You don't understand, do you?
436
00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,681
Oh, my God.
This has all been for nothing.
437
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,644
- What the hell is goin' on here?
- Uh, nothing.
438
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,772
Doesn't look like nothing.
But for the record, I'm into it.
439
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,817
Everybody to the roof.
It's time to pay the piper.
440
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,237
It's a couple of hundred more yards
and we're outta here.
441
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,696
A couple hundred more yards?
442
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,241
That's it. Push!
443
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,868
- Go!
- We're, like, in a tomb, Charlie.
444
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,537
I'm one of you guys, though.
445
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,830
I'm… I'm a McPoyle now,
so you wouldn't kill me, right?
446
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,082
No! She's got Stockholm syndrome.
447
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,667
Don't listen to her, okay?
She'll betray you.
448
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,126
I'm the one that won
the immunity challenge,
449
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,294
I'm the one that should live.
450
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,088
Actually, we both won
the immunity challenge
451
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,548
'cause we were on the same team.
So we're both safe.
452
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,049
No, I did all the work.
You were in the bathroom getting laid.
453
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,176
- He was getting laid.
- I love inbreeding!
454
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,220
- I like men in tight, white underpants.
- Uh…
455
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,430
- Get on your knees!
- God damn it!
456
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,686
We're free, dude! We're free!
457
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,564
- Frank and Charlie!
- Frank and Charlie came to save us!
458
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,607
They came to save us.
459
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,609
Right?
460
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,284
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
461
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,493
We came to save you.
462
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,704
Yeah. Yeah, we came here
to, uh, save you guys. Yeah.
463
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,498
- No, we came to save you.
- That's exactly it, why we came.
464
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:07,583
So, here we are.
465
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,084
Frank.
466
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,752
Liam.
467
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,547
What a delicious surprise.
468
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,718
Looks like we got ourselves
into a bit of a pickle here.
469
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,095
Get over with your friends.
470
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,723
I don't think so.
471
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,349
- Really?
- Really.
472
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,622
Yippie-kay-yay, Mr. Fuckin'…
473
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,965
Brother!
474
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,637
God! Ah!
475
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,723
- Ah! I love you!
- God, I love you!
476
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,767
- Hang on!
- Ow! Don't let go!
477
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,102
I got you! I got you, brother.
478
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,813
Oh, no, you don't!
479
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,774
- Whoa! What are you doing? Ow!
- Stop!
480
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,778
Why are you doin' that?
481
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,619
No!
482
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,297
Are you all right?
483
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,008
Yeah. Think I might get
a bruise on my heel.
484
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,218
That's not bad.
485
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,762
No. It's not really bad at all.
It's pretty fun. It's like, "Ah!"
486
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,931
Why don't you guys climb
down that ladder?
487
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,182
All right.
488
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,517
Later, bitches.
489
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,644
- "Later, bitches"? What? Wait.
- So they're just leaving?
490
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,105
- Why are they leaving?
- What is happening here?
491
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,398
This gun is rubber.
492
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,983
- It's rubber?
- Rubber gun!
493
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,527
- She's right. It's rubber.
- There's no police!
494
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:01,321
- There's no police down there, dude!
- What the hell is happening?
495
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,323
- What is going on here?
- Are they just screwin' with us?
496
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,617
Where are the cops?
497
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:09,162
- Revenge! We got you, suckers!
- Nobody messes with the McPoyles!
498
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,207
- Whoo!
- Eat it, douche bags!
499
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:19,339
Whoo! Whoo! McPoyles!
500
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,341
God damn it!