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I like what
I'm seeing here!
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- I like what you're doing right now!
- I like what you're doing!
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- I like what you're doing!
- I like what we're all doing!
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I like this guy!
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This is insane!
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- I know!
- This is good! This is a good scene!
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I've never seen so many
beautiful people in my life!
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Hey, check it out!
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Even Sweet Dee's
getting lucky!
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That dude's gonna bang
your sister, bro.
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- This is good, man. I feel good.
- You look good, brother.
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No, no, no, no.
But I feel better than good.
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You know, I feel like, um…
I feel like dancing.
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Whoa, it feels good, man!
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- You should.
- I feel like dancing!
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Get out there, buddy.
Make it happen. Nice.
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I feel like dancing!
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I love that little man.
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This is great.
I mean, what's going on?
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This is, like, the greatest
night Paddy's has ever seen.
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I know!
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- Kind of a young crowd, right?
- Yeah!
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- Really, really young.
- Mm-hmm.
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What, do you think these kids are
in college or what?
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I don't know.
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Hey. You.
How old are you?
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Twenty-one?
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Everybody, out!
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Yeah, but I don't understand
how you guys could let this happen.
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It was not my fault.
I was working behind the bar.
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Come on, Dennis. You remember
what it was like in high school.
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The minute that we caught word
that a bar wasn't carding,
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we would just pack the place
the following weekend.
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They probably had a recon crew
come in last week.
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- Oh, they definitely had…
- Why, you guys? Why were we not carding?
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- Not my job.
- Not my job either.
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It's all of our jobs. We could get into
a lot of trouble for this.
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And we also have a social responsibility
to keep teenagers from drinking.
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I guess.
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I don't know about that, though.
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- Oh, Mac!
- Mac! Don't.
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Hold on a second.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
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It wasn't that long ago that
we were in the same position
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as these youngsters, right?
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I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar,
and what did we do, Den?
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We would get a bunch of 40s
from a homeless guy,
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and we'd go sit
in some park, right?
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- That is true. That is absolutely true.
- And what would happen?
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We would almost get raped
and/or murdered and/or stabbed
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by crack heads
in Fairmount Park.
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You wanna know what else
what would happen?
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We drove Nikki Potnick's car
into a tree on Kelly Drive.
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With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking
all over the headrest
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because some guy talked to her
that she liked, remember that?
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Every time some guy talks to you
that you like,
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you get so nervous you drink yourself
into oblivion.
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- I had bad potato salad.
- You drink yourself crazy.
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You abused alcohol, and that's okay.
That's okay.
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But it's very dangerous, right?
Right? Okay.
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Well, maybe we should look at this whole
thing from a different angle.
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Maybe we have "a social responsibility"
to provide a safe haven
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for these kids to be kids.
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- You know, experiment.
- No. I don't like where this is heading.
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- We would have to set up ground rules.
- Okay.
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No drinking and driving.
No one's gonna crash Nikki Potnick's car.
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- Right.
- Everyone has to take a cab.
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Four drink maximum.
Like, that's it. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah. That's it.
Anyone causing trouble can't come.
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If you're gonna be here,
you gotta be cool.
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He's gone! He's gone!
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Listen, we water down the drinks,
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jack up the prices…
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Oh, my… Come on!
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We could make a serious
profit off these kids.
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And they'd have no idea
what the hell's going on.
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We would actually
be doing something good.
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- Great. I say we do it.
- Yeah.
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I don't know how you guys
live with yourselves.
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- One day at a time.
- One day at a time.
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Yeah, I know, Mom.
I heard you the first time.
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I'm perfectly aware of what time it is.
Thank you, Mom.
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Do we have to
do this right now?
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Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think
that I forgot maybe how old…
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You know what, as a matter of fact,
I have a date this afternoon
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with my friend Steven.
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So I should probably go, 'cause I gotta
get ready for that.
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Mm-hmm. All right.
Yeah, you too. Bye.
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Hello, Steven.
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Hello.
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- Dee?
- Yeah.
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- This is Trey from last night.
- Oh, hey, Trey.
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You know what? I don't think I should
be talking with you.
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I think you're the most beautiful woman
I've ever met in my entire life.
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Really?
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I can't believe that someone as
gorgeous as you can be so down to earth.
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Well, you know, I've always tried to
keep both feet on the ground, so…
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Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse
game, but I was wondering if you
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wanted to meet me and my friends at
Lemon Hill afterwards.
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Lemon Hill? That's where
all the cool kids used to go.
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- Good. So you've been there.
- Oh! Come on.
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I've been there,
like, 200 times.
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Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless you
got something better to do today.
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Wow. You can really
put 'em back, can't you?
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The trick is to just
kind of open your throat.
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You are so much cooler than all
the other girls I know.
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You are so sweet. Can you get me
another one of these?
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Whoo!
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All right. There you go.
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Look how much
fun they're having, man.
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Of course they are. They haven't realized
how much life sucks yet.
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Remember how great high school was? All
those parties, no responsibilities.
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- High school was the best.
- Do you guys even remember high school?
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I don't think it happened
the way you think.
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What do you mean?
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What I mean, Mac, is that the only reason
you got to hang out with me
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and the other cool kids
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is 'cause
you sold us all weed.
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- Everybody thought you were an asshole.
- I was popular!
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Yeah, Mac was very popular. And I like to
think I was pretty popular myself.
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- You were.
- No, he was.
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You were popular
like a clown is popular.
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- What?
- Yeah, you made us all laugh.
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All the guys knew you couldn't sleep
with their girlfriends.
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Whatever, dude. The only reason you got
laid is 'cause you dated freshmen.
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Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing
with younger girls.
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- I do not.
- You're not in high school anymore, pal.
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So, you better keep it in the pants,
'cause it's kind of creepy.
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You want to talk
about creepy?
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You guys sniffing glue in your mom's
basement, Charlie. That's creepy.
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Tim Murphy slept
with your prom date.
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Tim Murphy slept
with your prom date!
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- Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date!
- That's right.
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Oh, oh, no…
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- Oh. He's getting sad now.
- Oh, no.
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- There's, like, watering in the eyes.
- Now he's running away.
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Oh, is he gonna cry?
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Did you see that?
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He was totally gonna cry.
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Oh, Trey,
that is so sad.
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It was a really
bad breakup.
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I mean, Tammy's great and all. I just
wasn't feeling it, you know?
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Oh, yeah.
Well, you gotta feel it.
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Don't get me wrong. Tammy's, like, the
prettiest girl in school,
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so it was
a perfect match.
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- It just wasn't working.
- Hmm.
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She's not as pretty
as you though.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Wait! I can't do this.
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- What?
- I never statutory raped anyone before.
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Oh. Okay.
I'll tell you what.
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Let's, uh,
just take it slow.
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You are so sweet.
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Where were you when I was in
high school?
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I was eight.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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These kids are wasted, bro.
I thought we were cuttin' 'em off.
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I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't
had more than three drinks each.
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Plus, there's so much water,
they're probably more hydrated
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than they ever have been
in their entire lives.
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- Are they fakin' it?
- I guess.
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- Just stay away from me, Billy!
- No, Sara!
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- I saw you flirting with him!
- Yes.
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No, I know it. You were throwing
yourself on him!
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Hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Give me some eyes! Look at me!
Cool your jets!
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- I'm sorry.
- All right, beat it!
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- Are you okay?
- He's such a player.
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- Is he a player?
- Big time.
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I hate players. All right. I'm sorry.
I'm getting fired up here.
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Charlie, that was the coolest thing
you've ever done!
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I know.
I'm gonna be sick.
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Oh, shit.
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You Dennis Reynolds?
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- Yeah.
- You like what you see?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Dude, relax. I'm 18.
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- Are you in high school?
- Yes.
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- Then take a hike.
- Doesn't seem to bother your sister.
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What?
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She was all over this one boy
in my class today.
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Really?
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Listen, dude, I'm legal,
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and I love to party.
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So if you're looking for
the ride of your life,
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give me a call.
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Goddamn it.
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Hang on. I'm coming!
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- What?
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I know you were hanging out
with that high school kid from the bar.
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Okay. You know what?
We're just friends, all right?
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He went through a really bad breakup, and
he just needed me to be there for him.
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Okay, what you're doing
is sick and wrong.
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What are you, living out
some sad fantasy of yours?
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Going out with the most
popular kid in high school.
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Okay.
Why would that be a fantasy?
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I went out with tons
of guys in high school.
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You wore that scoliosis
back brace until you were 20 years old.
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- Everyone was afraid of you.
- No, they weren't.
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You looked like a monster!
Do you all have amnesia?
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Oh, my God. You're as delusional
as Mac and Charlie.
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Do not compare me
to Mac and Charlie.
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I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind
of glue, Charlie.
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No, it's not.
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This is made for, like,
kindergartners or something.
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- No, this will work.
- No, look. "Nontoxic and safe."
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We don't want safe.
We want toxic.
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- Something's happening.
- Nothing is gonna happen.
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- Something's happening.
- Nothing's gonna happen.
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No, you're right.
This isn't working.
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Y'ello. Yeah.
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Oh, hey. How are you?
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Really?
That's cool.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Bye.
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Dude.
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That was that girl, Sara,
the one from the bar the other night,
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who I rescued
from that kid?
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Well, her parents
are out of town,
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and she's totally
having a party.
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What do you think?
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Kind of a lame
party, bro.
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Uh, what do you think?
Should we jet?
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Yeah. This doesn't
feel right.
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Hey, guys!
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- Oh, hey, Sara.
- Hey.
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00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:09,127
I'm so glad
you guys came.
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Well, um, we ran into
a little bit of a problem.
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My brother, he was
supposed to pick up the keg,
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but he bailed on me.
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Oh, that sucks.
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Yeah. Yeah,
it totally sucks.
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00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,725
So, um, we were wondering
if maybe you guys could help us out.
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00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,646
- Oh, you mean…No, I don't…
- Oh, no.
236
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,398
Geez, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
237
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,316
Listen, it's one thing
at the bar, you know,
238
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,819
where we have control
over you guys. It's like another thing…
239
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,029
Oh, come on,
please? Please.
240
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,656
You guys have been so cool.
241
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,200
Yeah, we were just
talking about how cool you guys were.
242
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,369
- Really?
- You were?
243
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,914
Mmm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing
that anyone's ever done for us.
244
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,083
- Ever.
- Ever.
245
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,505
Who wants to do
a keg stand?
246
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,603
Um, I'm kind of having
second thoughts a little bit.
247
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,272
Oh, come on.
It'll be a blast.
248
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:14,234
Yeah, well, I don't
think your friends like me that much.
249
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,862
Let's go get a beer.
250
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:23,660
25! 26!
27! 28! 29!
251
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,711
Hey, Dee.
252
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:33,921
Hi, guys.
253
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,842
What's going on?
254
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,595
- Just hanging out, you know?
- Yeah.
255
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,307
Wanna do a keg stand?
256
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:49,186
75, 76, 77!
257
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,274
77 seconds!
258
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,485
- That is a new record, baby! Whoo!
- I did it. I did it.
259
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,488
So Ben is like, "I don't care what
Kevin said, Sara.
260
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,241
"I was only going out with Rachel to get
closer to you."
261
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,202
Oh, my… Oh, my God.
What did you say to that?
262
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,828
"Whatever, Ben.
263
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,498
"I heard from Caitlin
that you were totally into her."
264
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:13,085
Um, he's so full of shit.
265
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,091
God damn! Come on.
266
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,218
Oh, come on.
267
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,390
Yeah! What do you think
about that, bitches?
268
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,059
Load 'em up, losers!
What do you think about this, huh?
269
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,520
How I embarrassed
your boyfriend in front of everybody?
270
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,939
You like that?
You like what you see?
271
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,608
- What's with this guy?
- I know. What is he, like, 40?
272
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,737
Get me some more!
Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up!
273
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,739
I'm gonna put on
a goddamn clinic!
274
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,033
What an asshole.
275
00:13:56,253 --> 00:14:00,299
Come on, guys.
Hey. Let's go.
276
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,050
Let's go!
277
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,094
- Oh, get off me, dude!
- Get off me!
278
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,305
Can we please get out of here?
Let's go.
279
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,307
Why?
280
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,392
Trey asked me
to prom last night.
281
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,060
This is getting really weird.
282
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,521
- That girl Sara asked me, too.
- You're kidding!
283
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:18,525
What? No, we can't
go to the prom. That's pathetic.
284
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,110
What do you mean "we"?
Who asked you?
285
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,032
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
286
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,953
All right, all right. I'm coming.
287
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,246
Hi, sexy.
288
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,332
What are you doing here?
You got to get out of here.
289
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,585
I need a date for the prom,
and I want you to take me.
290
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,128
Are you kidding me?
291
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,756
I can't do that, okay?
You got to go.
292
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,759
Isn't there anything
I can do to change your mind?
293
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,306
No. No, no, no. No.
Leave. Leave. Go.
294
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,600
Okay. You can either
take me to the prom,
295
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,603
or I can tell the police
that you're serving underage kids.
296
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,481
- Are you serious?
- Try me.
297
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,904
God damn it.
298
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,989
You know what? I don't think we should
be serving minors anymore.
299
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,534
Oh, no.
Somebody's jealous.
300
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,536
No, I'm not jealous, okay? I just think
it's dangerous.
301
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,371
I think you're jealous you didn't get
asked to the prom.
302
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,830
I don't
care about that.
303
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,543
- Oh, you're gonna cry?
- Shut up!
304
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,878
Yo, you guys?
305
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,630
No more kids in
the bar, seriously.
306
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,882
- Okay! Now we're talking some sense.
- What the hell?
307
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,552
This girl asked me
to the prom.
308
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,011
- What?
- Yeah.
309
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,221
This girl comes
over to my house,
310
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,098
tells me that if I don't
go to the prom with her,
311
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,350
she's gonna rat us
out to the cops.
312
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,102
Wait a second.
Wait a second. Hold on.
313
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,312
So all of you guys
got asked to the prom?
314
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,315
You guys got asked
to the prom?
315
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,234
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
316
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,819
Oh, this is so lame!
317
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,780
At least you don't
actually have to go.
318
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,824
Are you going?
319
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,158
Yeah. I have to.
320
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,869
Oh, well…
321
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,704
If you're going,
I'm going then, I guess.
322
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,247
- So you…
- What?
323
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,915
Well, I didn't get to go when I was in
high school, dude.
324
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,292
I think it might
actually be fun.
325
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,085
If you guys are going, I'm going.
I'm not staying here.
326
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,545
- Are you gonna go?
- I'm gonna go.
327
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796
I have to go, so…
328
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,506
Oh, this is pathetic.
You guys are pathetic!
329
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,300
Well, then, you know what? Maybe if you
weren't such a jerk,
330
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,467
someone might
have asked you.
331
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,178
Because Sara told me
that Maureen told her
332
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,971
that Regina McGinley
thought you were cute.
333
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,556
Then Ray Rafferty comes up
to you at the party…
334
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,141
Charlie, shut up!
335
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,934
The only reason that Sara asked you
in the first place
336
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,811
is because you're the
only idiot dumb enough
337
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,355
to listen to her bitch about her
ex-boyfriend all night!
338
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,526
Whatever.
339
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,530
Hey, we should have
a pre-prom party.
340
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,367
You know what, Charlie?
341
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,620
I think this is actually
gonna be pretty great.
342
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,830
Oh, dude, are you kidding me? This is
gonna be awesome.
343
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,832
I can't wait to just get out there
and start dancing.
344
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,001
- I'm gonna dance, too.
- Are you gonna dance, baby?
345
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,544
- I'm gonna dance like this.
- You gonna dance with me?
346
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:46,882
Oh, Dee! Come here. Let me take
a look at you.
347
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,010
Wow. You look…
You look… Yeah.
348
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:54,139
I know. I feel so lucky
that this thing even fits still.
349
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,101
- Is that your dress from high school?
- Yup.
350
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:01,730
You didn't go to the prom
in high school, Dee.
351
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,898
No, I know.
352
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,818
My back brace was under the dress,
and Mom called me fat.
353
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,112
So I stayed home
and cried instead.
354
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,573
Take it slow.
Take it slow.
355
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:14,409
I know, you guys, but I just am
so nervous.
356
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,079
I just want this whole night
to be so special.
357
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,749
That dude is going to
bang your sister, bro.
358
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,126
What's up,
bitches? Mmm!
359
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,711
What is this?
What are you doing?
360
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,255
You assholes aren't gonna be the only
ones having fun.
361
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,631
I'm going to the prom.
362
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,715
Dork! You cannot crash
a high school prom.
363
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,553
I'm going stag, bro.
364
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,721
Mac, you are so pathetic.
365
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,974
Yes, and your eyebrows
are drawn on, so…
366
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,018
Whoa. Well,
you know what?
367
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,229
How about this?
368
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,773
Say it, don't spray it.
369
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,025
Trey's here.
Oh, my God.
370
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,696
Hello. Excuse me, Mac.
My date has arrived.
371
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,575
Trey is so cool.
372
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,077
He's totally gonna
bang your sister.
373
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,707
Hello, sweet prince.
374
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,751
Wow! You look… Good.
375
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,838
I know!
Like a princess.
376
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,798
- Can I tell you a little secret?
- Sure.
377
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:13,385
Beat it.
378
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,725
- I always wanted to have sex on prom.
- Ah.
379
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,060
All right. So what's the plan? Do we have
a limo or what?
380
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,937
Uh, the plan is, you're not coming
with us.
381
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,397
- Yeah.
- Why not?
382
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,942
- Because you weren't invited…
- Yeah, and you totally suck.
383
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,694
I totally suck? What is that
supposed to mean?
384
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,945
Oh, Jesus.
385
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,533
Oh, who is that?
386
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,203
- That's my prom date.
- Mmm-hmm.
387
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,163
She's unbelievable.
How old is she?
388
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,624
- She's 18.
- Eighteen?
389
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,959
- You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man.
- Oh, you dick!
390
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:49,379
Wait a second. You guys called me creepy
for liking young chicks.
391
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,341
Eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a
morality contest.
392
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,468
Eighteen's not
young, bro.
393
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,637
So you guys are giving me the go-ahead?
I mean, can I…
394
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,598
- Go ahead.
- Hi, Dennis.
395
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,766
Hi.
396
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,228
- You look…
- Yeah, I know.
397
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,897
- Do ya?
- Mmm-hmm.
398
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,732
I can't zip it up.
Your hair's all caught.
399
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,193
All right. Just pull it.
400
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,945
Oh.
401
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,991
- Tammy?
- Mmm-mmm. No. What?
402
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:19,660
Hold on one minute.
403
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,622
- Can I get you a drink?
- Maybe.
404
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,165
What would you like?
405
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,334
- Anything you want.
- Tammy, what are you doing here?
406
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,086
I'm picking up my date.
407
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,881
You're going to prom
with this guy?
408
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,508
Yes.
409
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,343
Can I talk to you
for a second?
410
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,638
What the hell
is going on?
411
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,182
That's Tammy,
Trey's ex-girlfriend.
412
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,393
This is classic Tammy.
413
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,645
Trey broke up with Tammy because
Maureen Kinallen said
414
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,147
that she saw Tammy flirting
with Walt Timby at a party.
415
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,775
But she was only doing it to make Trey
jealous because, you know,
416
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,777
she thought that Trey secretly liked
Erin Hannabry.
417
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,446
But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry. It was
all a bunch of bull.
418
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,908
- What is happening?
- That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend.
419
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,411
This is classic Tammy.
Trey broke up with Tammy…
420
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,538
Okay, you know what?
Charlie, you got to stop, honestly.
421
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,582
What are they
talking about?
422
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,584
Whoa!
423
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,462
- Where are they going?
- What the hell is this?
424
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:16,675
Oh, man! Ah, they did it.
They got what they wanted.
425
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,887
- This is bullshit.
- So wait a second.
426
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,889
They were actually
using you two
427
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,515
to make each
other jealous.
428
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,350
Yeah, and I always knew that they'd
wind up together,
429
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,852
'cause they're,
like, so perfect…
430
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,562
- Shut up, Charlie!
- Shut up, Charlie!
431
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,022
They're one of those
perfect matches.
432
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,398
That dude's gonna
bang your prom date, bro.
433
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,692
Stop saying it! Stop saying it!
It's not funny!
434
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,527
Hey, why are you such
an asshole all the time?
435
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,695
I'm not the asshole.
436
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,530
You guys are the ones that just got dumped
on prom night.
437
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:41,200
- You got dumped on prom night!
- You were gonna go stag.
438
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,452
- Yes, I was. Absolutely.
- How old are you, dude?
439
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,496
- I am 28 years old.
- You're a piece of crap!
440
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,123
I'm not a piece of crap!
You're a piece of crap.
441
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,959
- I have to pee.
- Stop it. Go pee.
442
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,714
I hate you, Charlie.
443
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,176
Just like high school.
444
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:15,067
Let's dance in style
Let's dance for a while
445
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,612
Heaven can wait
We're only watching the skies
446
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:21,657
Hoping for the best
but expecting the worst
447
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:25,494
Are you gonna
drop the bomb or not
448
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,956
Let us die young
or let us live forever
449
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:32,459
We don't have the power
but we never say never
450
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:35,963
Sitting in a sandpit
life is a short trip
451
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,549
The music's
for the sad men
452
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,095
Can you imagine
when this race is won
453
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:46,598
Turn our golden faces
into the sun
454
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,560
Praising our leaders
we're getting in tune
455
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:53,188
The music's played
by the madman
456
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:55,399
Forever young
457
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:59,027
I want to be forever young
458
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:03,657
Do you really want
to live forever
459
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:07,160
Forever and ever
460
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,371
Forever young
461
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,250
I want to be
forever young