WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.180 --> 00:00:02.520 - [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:04.320 the only news team that doesn't know 00:00:04.320 --> 00:00:07.040 what's on the teleprompter before they read it. 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:10.170 Anyone who laughs or breaks, loses points. 00:00:10.170 --> 00:00:12.132 This is Breaking News. 00:00:12.132 --> 00:00:14.650 (exhilarating music) 00:00:14.650 --> 00:00:16.520 - Hello, and welcome to Breaking News. 00:00:16.520 --> 00:00:18.670 The show where we don't know what we're about to say, 00:00:18.670 --> 00:00:20.860 and we aren't allowed to laugh or smile. 00:00:20.860 --> 00:00:22.460 I'm Debbie Cocaine. 00:00:22.460 --> 00:00:25.120 - And I'm (laughs) (warning chord sounds) 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:27.860 "Stone Cold" Steve Penis. 00:00:27.860 --> 00:00:29.220 Our top story tonight, 00:00:29.220 --> 00:00:31.477 tragedy on the set of "Now You See Me 3", 00:00:31.477 --> 00:00:33.504 "Now You See 3". 00:00:33.504 --> 00:00:34.820 (Carolyn stifles) (warning chord sounds) 00:00:34.820 --> 00:00:37.650 During filming, actor Jesse Eisenberg, 00:00:37.650 --> 00:00:41.020 accidentally used real magic on co-star, Woody Harrelson, 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:42.750 and turned him into a tree. 00:00:42.750 --> 00:00:44.240 Producers say it was meant to be a hilarious pun 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.040 about Woody and wood that just got out of hand. 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:49.510 The original pun was very funny though. 00:00:49.510 --> 00:00:50.720 - Production is on hold, 00:00:50.720 --> 00:00:53.510 while Eisenberg, a noted practitioner of the dark arts, 00:00:53.510 --> 00:00:55.590 otherwise, why would they put him in everything, 00:00:55.590 --> 00:00:56.750 tries to figure out how to 00:00:56.750 --> 00:00:59.460 change Harrelson back into his human self. 00:00:59.460 --> 00:01:01.370 Woody Harrelson has the vibe of someone 00:01:01.370 --> 00:01:02.900 who should have been canceled years ago 00:01:02.900 --> 00:01:04.920 but remains one of the rare celebrities 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:07.150 loved by both sides of the political aisle, 00:01:07.150 --> 00:01:09.183 like Dolly Parton, The Rock, 00:01:10.568 --> 00:01:11.762 and Kid Rock. 00:01:11.762 --> 00:01:13.560 (monotonous pinging music) 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:16.110 - That's the opposite of these five celebrities 00:01:16.110 --> 00:01:19.610 that both the left and the right hates. 00:01:19.610 --> 00:01:21.850 Honestly, just like a list of five celebrities 00:01:21.850 --> 00:01:23.122 would be a enough to really. 00:01:23.122 --> 00:01:24.690 (people laughing) (heavily sighs) 00:01:24.690 --> 00:01:26.225 God who's famous? (people laughing) 00:01:26.225 --> 00:01:28.530 (people laughing) (warning chord sounds) 00:01:28.530 --> 00:01:29.877 - Who's famous? 00:01:29.877 --> 00:01:31.060 (people laughing) (warning chord sounds) 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:32.760 This is like me with the birds. 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:34.170 - Oh God, let's switch. 00:01:34.170 --> 00:01:36.760 Let Sam name five famous people, and I'll name five birds. 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:38.350 I'll name a hundred birds. (people laughing) 00:01:38.350 --> 00:01:40.017 - Nobody wants your birds Brennan. (laughs) 00:01:40.017 --> 00:01:42.273 - Please! (Carolyn laughs) 00:01:42.273 --> 00:01:43.295 (sighs) Okay. 00:01:43.295 --> 00:01:44.770 (monotonous pinging music) 00:01:44.770 --> 00:01:46.393 Just think of one famous person. 00:01:47.420 --> 00:01:49.700 The, oh, oh... 00:01:49.700 --> 00:01:52.996 The, sorry, The Smothers Brothers. That's two. 00:01:52.996 --> 00:01:54.524 (people laughing) (Brennan stifles) 00:01:54.524 --> 00:01:56.200 - The Smothers Brothers? 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:58.364 - Great, now name a trio, and you're done. (laughs) 00:01:58.364 --> 00:01:59.492 - How old are you? 00:01:59.492 --> 00:02:00.750 (some laughing) 00:02:00.750 --> 00:02:01.583 - I'm, okay, 00:02:01.583 --> 00:02:03.380 just thinking of who the left and right hates. 00:02:03.380 --> 00:02:04.520 Who are hated. 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:06.870 But if you're hated, why would you become famous? 00:02:06.870 --> 00:02:07.813 Okay. 00:02:07.813 --> 00:02:10.360 (monotonous pinging music) 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:11.734 Singer, um. (Carolyn stifles) 00:02:11.734 --> 00:02:12.940 (warning chord sounds) 00:02:12.940 --> 00:02:14.272 Avril Lavigne? 00:02:14.272 --> 00:02:15.490 (people laughing) 00:02:15.490 --> 00:02:17.020 Is she hated? 00:02:17.020 --> 00:02:18.110 Oh, Chad Kroger. 00:02:18.110 --> 00:02:19.543 That's her husband, right? 00:02:20.790 --> 00:02:22.025 Orson Welles. 00:02:22.025 --> 00:02:22.870 (people laughing) 00:02:22.870 --> 00:02:24.222 That's five. 00:02:24.222 --> 00:02:25.570 - (sighs) I'm ashamed to say, 00:02:25.570 --> 00:02:28.750 I've never seen any of the "Now You See Me" movies. 00:02:28.750 --> 00:02:29.970 - They're my favorite movies. 00:02:29.970 --> 00:02:33.190 I even read a leaked script of the third one. 00:02:33.190 --> 00:02:34.120 - Oh yeah. 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:37.220 What's the entire plot from beginning to end? 00:02:37.220 --> 00:02:39.280 - It opens with Jesse Eisenberg's character, 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:41.300 famous magician, J. Daniel Atlas, 00:02:41.300 --> 00:02:44.460 intercepting a distress call from the USS Cato, 00:02:44.460 --> 00:02:49.104 a mining vessel operating just outside the asteroid belt. 00:02:49.104 --> 00:02:51.660 (Brennan stifles) (warning chord sounds) 00:02:51.660 --> 00:02:52.946 After that- (monotonous pinging music) 00:02:52.946 --> 00:02:55.980 (many laughing) 00:02:55.980 --> 00:02:57.330 Here's the crazy part. 00:02:57.330 --> 00:03:00.840 Everyone on the mining vessel tells Jesse Eisenberg 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:02.990 that everything's going great. 00:03:02.990 --> 00:03:05.340 And he says, "Let me go just to make sure." 00:03:05.340 --> 00:03:07.550 And he goes there and he sees that, 00:03:07.550 --> 00:03:08.680 He goes to the mining vessel, 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.830 and they go to the drill section, 00:03:10.830 --> 00:03:12.130 and he's like, "Is there a drill problem?" 00:03:12.130 --> 00:03:14.220 And they're like, "No, it's actually going fine." 00:03:14.220 --> 00:03:15.770 He says, "I need to see the engine." 00:03:15.770 --> 00:03:16.603 And they go to the engine, 00:03:16.603 --> 00:03:19.060 and they're like, "No problems here." 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:22.880 And he's like, "Huh, okay, let's see the bridge." 00:03:22.880 --> 00:03:23.830 And they go to the bridge, 00:03:23.830 --> 00:03:25.930 and he says, "Wait a minute, what's that?" 00:03:25.930 --> 00:03:27.670 And they're like, "That's the steering wheel." 00:03:27.670 --> 00:03:28.525 And... (Carolyn laughs) 00:03:28.525 --> 00:03:30.240 (Alfred stifles) (warning chord sounds) 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:33.580 Who's the guy in the "Now You See" movies? 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:34.656 - The Smothers Brothers. 00:03:34.656 --> 00:03:36.670 (Brennan laughing) (warning chord sounds) 00:03:36.670 --> 00:03:38.880 - He was in the Beatles movie, 00:03:38.880 --> 00:03:41.330 where are all the songs they did them again 00:03:41.330 --> 00:03:42.980 with new people singing them, 00:03:42.980 --> 00:03:46.940 and the woman who did the Spider-Man musical directed it. 00:03:46.940 --> 00:03:48.580 - Yeah. - Julie Taymor? 00:03:48.580 --> 00:03:51.770 - Yeah. - Thank you, Julie Taymor. 00:03:51.770 --> 00:03:54.630 - She comes in, and then she makes them fight Spider-Man, 00:03:54.630 --> 00:03:56.048 and then that's the end. 00:03:56.048 --> 00:03:57.131 (many laughing) (warning chord sounds) 00:03:57.131 --> 00:03:59.030 - Wow! Sounds right up my alley. 00:03:59.030 --> 00:04:01.130 I'm a big fan of magic. 00:04:01.130 --> 00:04:03.710 - Oh yeah? Do you know any magic tricks? 00:04:03.710 --> 00:04:04.783 - I sure do. 00:04:06.176 --> 00:04:08.940 (slowly gasps) No. (monotonous pinging music) 00:04:08.940 --> 00:04:10.630 Is this why you were doing this before? 00:04:10.630 --> 00:04:11.563 - I had no clue. 00:04:13.056 --> 00:04:16.490 (cards shuffling) (throat clearing) 00:04:16.490 --> 00:04:18.260 - Like all the best magic tricks, 00:04:18.260 --> 00:04:19.980 There's a really convoluted story 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:22.640 that goes along with two seconds of actual magic. 00:04:22.640 --> 00:04:24.320 - Let's see it. (cards sharply tapping) 00:04:24.320 --> 00:04:26.400 - Here goes. (desk sharply taps) 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:28.400 (cards loudly flicking) (throat clearing) 00:04:28.400 --> 00:04:30.910 In my travels I met a very wise woman. 00:04:30.910 --> 00:04:34.020 In another time, she might have been called a witch. 00:04:34.020 --> 00:04:35.570 Pick a card. 00:04:35.570 --> 00:04:37.590 I knew her only as Opal. 00:04:37.590 --> 00:04:39.734 Show the card to everyone in the room. 00:04:39.734 --> 00:04:42.808 (monotonous pinging music) 00:04:42.808 --> 00:04:44.070 (people laughing) 00:04:44.070 --> 00:04:47.153 Okay, now put your card back in the deck. 00:04:48.460 --> 00:04:49.293 Opal - - It's facing the wrong. 00:04:49.293 --> 00:04:50.126 Opal, no it wasn't. 00:04:50.126 --> 00:04:53.290 Opal told me a secret once. (people laughing) 00:04:53.290 --> 00:04:55.940 That someday 00:04:55.940 --> 00:04:59.340 I would meet a tall handsome stranger, 00:04:59.340 --> 00:05:01.420 who would take all of my money (Brennan stifles) 00:05:01.420 --> 00:05:02.860 and most of my time. (warning chord sounds) 00:05:02.860 --> 00:05:03.913 Fuck you, Doug. 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:07.490 Is this your card? 00:05:07.490 --> 00:05:09.630 Seven of spades. 00:05:09.630 --> 00:05:11.560 - Yeah. (stammers) 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.800 Wow! How'd you do it? 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:15.440 - Magic. (Brennan stifles) 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:18.860 - We go now, to Long, Silver John, (chuckles) 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:22.390 with weather for an update on last night's deadly tornado. 00:05:22.390 --> 00:05:23.880 - Thanks, Stone Cold. 00:05:23.880 --> 00:05:26.530 Seven people died when the tornado picked them up 00:05:26.530 --> 00:05:29.712 and banged them together in midair for, like, an hour. 00:05:29.712 --> 00:05:31.100 (Sam laughing) (people laughing) 00:05:31.100 --> 00:05:31.933 Whole hour. 00:05:31.933 --> 00:05:33.610 But I actually have 00:05:33.610 --> 00:05:36.400 some more important business to take care of. 00:05:36.400 --> 00:05:39.590 My girlfriend Beverly is watching at home. 00:05:39.590 --> 00:05:41.530 Beverly, (music stops) 00:05:41.530 --> 00:05:43.290 I love you. - Aw. 00:05:43.290 --> 00:05:45.120 I want to marry you. (tender piano music) 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:47.550 I remember the night we met. 00:05:47.550 --> 00:05:51.690 We went to the world-famous amusement park, Kings Island, 00:05:51.690 --> 00:05:55.350 and rode all 14 of their roller coasters, 00:05:55.350 --> 00:05:58.290 of which I will now name five. 00:05:58.290 --> 00:06:00.453 My five favorite roller coasters, 00:06:01.350 --> 00:06:04.613 five, the Zippedy Doo Da, 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:09.380 four, the Zip and Slash, 00:06:09.380 --> 00:06:12.200 three, Zipper, 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:15.070 two, uh, 00:06:15.070 --> 00:06:16.943 How 'Bout Them Apples. 00:06:18.846 --> 00:06:21.773 And we'll do number one, my favorite of them all, 00:06:22.908 --> 00:06:26.040 The Absolute Ring of Burning Fire. 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:27.820 I knew from that first night 00:06:27.820 --> 00:06:30.850 that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. 00:06:30.850 --> 00:06:33.610 And I'm not a wealthy person. (tender piano music) 00:06:33.610 --> 00:06:35.460 I couldn't even afford a ring. 00:06:35.460 --> 00:06:37.360 You deserve one though. 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:39.280 I'll make you one Beverly. 00:06:39.280 --> 00:06:41.260 That's how much I love you. 00:06:41.260 --> 00:06:44.393 Make a ring out of something I have on me? Oh my. 00:06:45.290 --> 00:06:46.843 What? (tender piano music) 00:06:46.843 --> 00:06:49.945 (nervously hums) 00:06:49.945 --> 00:06:52.930 Um okay, well, let's do this, 00:06:52.930 --> 00:06:54.370 and then, you know what? 00:06:54.370 --> 00:06:55.610 Let's MacGyver this thing. 00:06:55.610 --> 00:06:58.300 I got my belt. (people chuckling) 00:06:58.300 --> 00:07:00.200 I got all of it, 00:07:00.200 --> 00:07:02.220 and then you just. (tender piano music) 00:07:02.220 --> 00:07:05.220 This, so this is, this is the diamond. 00:07:05.220 --> 00:07:06.620 And then, (people loudly laughing) 00:07:06.620 --> 00:07:07.500 easy peasy. 00:07:07.500 --> 00:07:10.080 This is for you, Beverly. I love you so much. 00:07:10.080 --> 00:07:13.820 You swing it through, bam. (tender piano music) 00:07:13.820 --> 00:07:15.090 It's you're really- 00:07:15.090 --> 00:07:17.040 Look I know exactly your size ring, 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:18.970 and this is it. (Carolyn laughs) 00:07:18.970 --> 00:07:21.850 You have to hang it there like this. 00:07:21.850 --> 00:07:23.380 So this is it. 00:07:23.380 --> 00:07:27.070 You're, my personal ring, from me to you. 00:07:27.070 --> 00:07:28.342 Love you. 00:07:28.342 --> 00:07:30.750 Look, it's not fancy, 00:07:30.750 --> 00:07:34.680 but it's honest and true like me. 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:36.660 Oh, oh, Beverly, 00:07:36.660 --> 00:07:38.720 I want to give you everything you deserve. 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:42.080 I want to shout my love from the rooftops. 00:07:42.080 --> 00:07:43.440 I know what I'll do. 00:07:43.440 --> 00:07:45.490 Debbie, could you do me a favor? 00:07:45.490 --> 00:07:47.040 - Anything for love, John. 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.970 - I'm going to take out my actual cell phone 00:07:49.970 --> 00:07:54.350 and scroll through my contacts until you tell me to stop. 00:07:54.350 --> 00:07:57.600 Then I'm gonna call whatever number my finger is closest to 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:00.972 and say I'm getting married (laughs). 00:08:00.972 --> 00:08:02.830 (warning chord sounds) (people laughing) 00:08:02.830 --> 00:08:06.840 Okay, "I'm marrying Beverly. I love her so much." 00:08:06.840 --> 00:08:09.320 That's what I'm gonna say over and over. 00:08:09.320 --> 00:08:11.433 - That's so inspiring. 00:08:12.640 --> 00:08:13.710 - There we go. 00:08:13.710 --> 00:08:15.046 All right. 00:08:15.046 --> 00:08:17.680 (groans) I'm ready when you are. 00:08:17.680 --> 00:08:19.534 - Start scrolling. 00:08:19.534 --> 00:08:22.460 (exasperatedly sighing) 00:08:22.460 --> 00:08:24.167 Stop. - My friend, 00:08:24.167 --> 00:08:26.970 (bleeps) okay. 00:08:26.970 --> 00:08:30.810 And I'm calling now. Oh my god. 00:08:30.810 --> 00:08:31.760 This is my old roommate, (connection ringing) 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:33.223 so this is gonna be great. 00:08:35.830 --> 00:08:37.408 She's a busy person. 00:08:37.408 --> 00:08:38.241 - [Friend] Alfred? 00:08:38.241 --> 00:08:41.358 - (bleeps) Oh my god, guess what? 00:08:41.358 --> 00:08:42.590 - [Friend] (laughs) Hi. 00:08:42.590 --> 00:08:44.330 How are you? - Hello, guess what? 00:08:44.330 --> 00:08:46.180 I'm getting married. 00:08:46.180 --> 00:08:48.830 - What? - I'm marrying Beverly. 00:08:48.830 --> 00:08:52.814 I love her so, so much. 00:08:52.814 --> 00:08:53.647 (warning chord sounds) 00:08:53.647 --> 00:08:55.450 - What is happening right now? (chuckling) 00:08:55.450 --> 00:08:56.683 - I'm getting married. 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:00.750 Save the date, it's coming soon. 00:09:00.750 --> 00:09:02.835 - Wait. - Uh, bye. 00:09:02.835 --> 00:09:06.637 (people laughing) (someone clapping) 00:09:06.637 --> 00:09:09.380 (warning chord sounds) (someone clapping) 00:09:09.380 --> 00:09:11.530 - What did they say? (chuckling) 00:09:11.530 --> 00:09:13.490 - They said what? (warning chord sounds) 00:09:13.490 --> 00:09:15.243 What is happening right right now? 00:09:17.027 --> 00:09:18.610 And I hung up on them. 00:09:18.610 --> 00:09:19.610 - What a story. 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:22.090 Congratulations Long, Silver John. 00:09:22.090 --> 00:09:24.150 - Gosh, that was nice. 00:09:24.150 --> 00:09:25.840 Let's keep things light. 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:27.130 We're goin' on to our very own 00:09:27.130 --> 00:09:30.580 song parody artist, Weird Al Spankmydick 00:09:30.580 --> 00:09:33.030 for some music. (Alfred chuckles) 00:09:33.030 --> 00:09:34.720 - I don't like where this is going. 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:35.920 Thanks Stone Cold. 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:36.753 - Oh, of course. 00:09:36.753 --> 00:09:39.260 You're so well known for your song parodies about food. 00:09:39.260 --> 00:09:42.807 What tasty treats will today's parody be about? 00:09:42.807 --> 00:09:44.720 (tense music) 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:49.193 - Well, I'm really deep into Coldplay, 00:09:50.090 --> 00:09:51.910 and you know that song 00:09:51.910 --> 00:09:55.207 from one of Coldplay's original albums, "Yellow"? 00:09:56.227 --> 00:09:58.410 - "The Scientist"? 00:09:58.410 --> 00:09:59.830 - No, the song "Yellow". 00:09:59.830 --> 00:10:00.663 - Oh, the song "Yellow" from the album. 00:10:00.663 --> 00:10:02.870 - From the album "Parachutes", I believe? 00:10:02.870 --> 00:10:05.090 - Sure, yeah, "Yellow"? - Mm-hm. 00:10:05.090 --> 00:10:06.970 - I would've picked something that rhymes a little easier, 00:10:06.970 --> 00:10:08.560 but that's okay. 00:10:08.560 --> 00:10:11.070 - It's a big mess of static fear, Brennan. 00:10:11.070 --> 00:10:12.910 - For sure. There isn't much critical, 00:10:12.910 --> 00:10:14.940 critical work going on in my head right now. 00:10:14.940 --> 00:10:17.060 - I understand, one of my favorites. 00:10:17.060 --> 00:10:18.510 And of course you'll be parodying a song 00:10:18.510 --> 00:10:21.810 that I've seen you sing blindfolded at karaoke. 00:10:21.810 --> 00:10:24.070 I think (chuckles) the- (warning chord sounds) 00:10:24.070 --> 00:10:25.450 - Yes, so yes. - Yes. 00:10:25.450 --> 00:10:26.733 - So I was supposed to do something different 00:10:26.733 --> 00:10:27.840 with the prompt above? 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:30.350 - Well, I think it was supposed to be about food, 00:10:30.350 --> 00:10:31.752 and now they're gonna give you a song. 00:10:31.752 --> 00:10:32.585 - Got it. 00:10:32.585 --> 00:10:35.180 - But also doing a parody of "Yellow" 00:10:35.180 --> 00:10:38.110 to the tune of "One Week" by the Bare Naked Ladies 00:10:38.110 --> 00:10:40.133 is also a fun way to go. 00:10:41.259 --> 00:10:42.800 (throat clearing) (tense music) 00:10:42.800 --> 00:10:45.050 - I know it by heart. 00:10:45.050 --> 00:10:49.070 And I know the words to this parody of it even better. 00:10:49.070 --> 00:10:50.670 - What a treat it will be. 00:10:50.670 --> 00:10:53.620 You may begin. (tense music) 00:10:53.620 --> 00:10:57.883 - It's been one week since I listened to "Yellow". 00:10:57.883 --> 00:10:58.760 (lively upbeat rock music) 00:10:58.760 --> 00:10:59.770 Oh my god. 00:10:59.770 --> 00:11:01.230 It's been one week. (mumbles) 00:11:01.230 --> 00:11:04.810 Put my arms to the side and said the scientist, 00:11:04.810 --> 00:11:08.110 five days since you laughed 00:11:08.110 --> 00:11:10.600 at a rush of blood to the head, 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:11.660 Chiggity China, 00:11:11.660 --> 00:11:14.653 the Chinese X and Y. 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:18.350 I'm already embarrassed that I know this much about Coldplay 00:11:18.350 --> 00:11:19.640 or Barenaked Ladies. 00:11:19.640 --> 00:11:21.840 I don't come out lookin' good here at all. 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:23.800 You have a drumstick and your brain stops lickin 00:11:23.800 --> 00:11:26.680 watchin' Coldplay with no lights on. 00:11:26.680 --> 00:11:28.430 We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one, 00:11:28.430 --> 00:11:29.680 like Harrison Ford, but I'm getting Coldplay 00:11:29.680 --> 00:11:31.910 - Sorry. - Sorry Mr. Spankmydick. 00:11:31.910 --> 00:11:32.920 Can I stop you here? 00:11:32.920 --> 00:11:35.450 - Uh, I was just getting going. 00:11:35.450 --> 00:11:37.130 - I just wanna take a moment to comment 00:11:37.130 --> 00:11:38.530 on the melody of this song, 00:11:38.530 --> 00:11:41.180 a requirement for fair use under copyright law. 00:11:41.180 --> 00:11:44.430 I find this melody fair use? 00:11:44.430 --> 00:11:47.910 - As do I. This song is very fair use. 00:11:47.910 --> 00:11:50.180 All right, please continue the music. 00:11:50.180 --> 00:11:51.320 - Gonna make a break and take a fake. 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:52.780 I like a steak and egg and Coldplay. 00:11:52.780 --> 00:11:54.900 I like vanilla. It's the finest of the flavors. 00:11:54.900 --> 00:11:56.070 Gonna see the show, 'cause then you know 00:11:56.070 --> 00:11:57.480 the vertigo is gonna Coldplay, 00:11:57.480 --> 00:11:59.980 'cause it's so dangerous you have to sign a waiver. 00:11:59.980 --> 00:12:01.623 I'll keep going. (upbeat rock music) 00:12:01.623 --> 00:12:02.456 (Carolyn laughs) (warning chord sounds) 00:12:02.456 --> 00:12:05.070 Can I help it when I get funny when you're mad. 00:12:05.070 --> 00:12:08.230 Trying hard not to smile though I feel Coldplay. 00:12:08.230 --> 00:12:10.310 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a Coldplay. 00:12:10.310 --> 00:12:11.350 Can't understand what I mean? 00:12:11.350 --> 00:12:12.723 Well you soon Coldplay. 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:15.820 I'm sweating. (music ends) 00:12:15.820 --> 00:12:18.166 - Wow, all perfect rhymes. 00:12:18.166 --> 00:12:19.840 (many people laughing) 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:21.260 - That's all the time we have. (busy newsroom music) 00:12:21.260 --> 00:12:22.890 But before we go, we'll tell you that 00:12:22.890 --> 00:12:25.040 tonight's loser is Sam. (ascending chords music) 00:12:25.040 --> 00:12:25.873 As punishment, 00:12:25.873 --> 00:12:27.680 they have to call the most recent number dialed, 00:12:27.680 --> 00:12:30.570 and tell whoever answers that they love Beverly. 00:12:30.570 --> 00:12:32.790 - Gonna be strange to call my wife, and tell her that 00:12:32.790 --> 00:12:34.015 I love Beverly. (Alfred laughing) 00:12:34.015 --> 00:12:35.335 (wooden pounding) 00:12:35.335 --> 00:12:36.527 (connection ringing) 00:12:36.527 --> 00:12:37.640 - [Elaine] Lover? 00:12:37.640 --> 00:12:38.510 - Hi babe. 00:12:38.510 --> 00:12:42.713 I just wanted to let you know that I love Beverly. 00:12:45.747 --> 00:12:47.004 - [Elaine] You love Beverly? 00:12:47.004 --> 00:12:49.240 - I love Beverly. (many laughing) 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.430 I'm sorry it didn't work out. 00:12:51.430 --> 00:12:54.483 But the connection between Beverly and I is too strong. 00:12:55.373 --> 00:12:57.903 (Elaine laughing) (all laughing)