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- [Announcer] From West
Hollywood, California,

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the only news team that doesn't know

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what's on the teleprompter
before they read it.

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Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points.

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This is Breaking News.

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- Good evening, and
welcome to Breaking News,

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the show where we don't
know what we're about to say

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and we're not allowed to smile or laugh.

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I'm Ron Don Johnson.

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- And I'm Lynn My Headey Hurties.

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- Typically at this hour we'd
be bringing you the latest

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in local news but tonight we have

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a very special musical broadcast.

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- That's right.

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- Yes, because we are expert
recorder players, see.

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(notes whistled on recorder)

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- Wow.

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- But what recorder band would be complete

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without two lead singers?

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- Get buck wild for
fashion expert Daisy Dukes.

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- Sup?

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- And sports announcer Tammy Tortellini.

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- Uh-oh.

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- Guys, let's show them
what we've been practicing.

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(recorders playing)

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- ♪ Hot cross buns, hot cross buns ♪

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♪ Hot cross buns ♪

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- Oh, there's one on this side.

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- Wow, team, we really
wailed but sorry to report

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that I'm leaving the band.

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I'm starting a dance crew.

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I'm not just a song man,
I'm also a dance man.

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- And I'm going, too.

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We've discussed it
beforehand, right, Tammy?

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- That's right.

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- And we have a dance we made, right?

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- We sure do, let's show them our skills.

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- Whoa, keep dancing
while we accompany you

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with more instrumentals.

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(recorders playing)

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- Wow, everything has been so great

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and we live in such a great country.

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Everyone say one thing
you love about America.

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- Wow, the definite thing that I love

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currently about America is the leadership

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and the follow through.

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- This is something that
I have to genuinely say

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that has not been put on the prompter.

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So, what I would say is America has never

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in its history lived up to the ideals

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which were imprinted in its founding

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but it has the opportunity to do so

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if Americans work hard to do that.

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It's not my turn anymore.

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- Bacon, egg and cheese.

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- Betsy Ross.

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- Just Betsy Ross?

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- She had a lot of sewing to do.

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- That does it for us.

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I'm about to announce today's loser.

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While I do, would you underscore me

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with the Star Spangled
Banner on the recorder?

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- Of course.

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(playing Star Spangled Banner)

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- Great, the loser of
today's episode is Ryan,

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thanks for watching.

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- ♪ Oh, say does that star spangled ♪