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pack your tiny sunglasses slide them
 

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pack your tiny sunglasses slide them
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down your nose and say I don't think so
 

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down your nose and say I don't think so
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mister this camp has all the biting
 

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mister this camp has all the biting
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jives and structured activities of
 

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jives and structured activities of
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brassy babe could ever want from West
 

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brassy babe could ever want from West
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Hollywood California the only news team
 

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Hollywood California the only news team
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that doesn't know what's on the
 

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that doesn't know what's on the
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teleprompter before they read it anyone
 

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teleprompter before they read it anyone
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who laughs or breaks loses points this
 

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who laughs or breaks loses points this
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is breaking news good evening from
 

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is breaking news good evening from
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channel 6 breaking news I'm Madonna
 

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channel 6 breaking news I'm Madonna
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chicken and I'm Madonna porks tonight we
 

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chicken and I'm Madonna porks tonight we
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dish the deets on America's deepest dish
 

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dish the deets on America's deepest dish
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doodoos and pop a squat squawking about
 

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doodoos and pop a squat squawking about
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America's top glazed goods you may think
 

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America's top glazed goods you may think
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you know croissants but the truth might
 

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you know croissants but the truth might
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surprise you and we discussed the
 

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surprise you and we discussed the
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shocking results from a new study out of
 

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shocking results from a new study out of
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hard university what is America's worst
 

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hard university what is America's worst
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yawn you might think it's and you're
 

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yawn you might think it's and you're
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right but first blow out the birthday
 

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right but first blow out the birthday
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candles because it's celebrity birthday
 

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candles because it's celebrity birthday
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time frederik turd turned 131 years old
 

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time frederik turd turned 131 years old
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today and 37 years dead miss you buddy
 

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today and 37 years dead miss you buddy
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tutu on to today's top story
 

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tutu on to today's top story
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summer every year we're hit by a heat
 

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summer every year we're hit by a heat
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wave and water wave if we're at the
 

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wave and water wave if we're at the
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beach and willing to have that
 

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beach and willing to have that
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experience okay but the question remains
 

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experience okay but the question remains
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what do we do with the children every
 

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what do we do with the children every
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summer they least going where do they go
 

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summer they least going where do they go
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the answer may surprise you if you've
 

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the answer may surprise you if you've
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never heard of summer camp but what
 

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never heard of summer camp but what
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about the precocious youngsters who are
 

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about the precocious youngsters who are
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just too sassy for the typical camp
 

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just too sassy for the typical camp
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experience tonight we tell you about a
 

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experience tonight we tell you about a
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summer camp called comeback kids a barb
 

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summer camp called comeback kids a barb
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infused summer experience for sassy
 

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infused summer experience for sassy
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toddlers under the age of three let's
 

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toddlers under the age of three let's
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head to fish ass Maine where port wall
 

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head to fish ass Maine where port wall
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Falls is on the scene work thanks
 

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Falls is on the scene work thanks
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Madonna says pack your tiny sunglasses
 

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Madonna says pack your tiny sunglasses
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slide them down your nose and say I
 

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slide them down your nose and say I
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don't think so mister this camp has all
 

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don't think so mister this camp has all
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the biting jives and structured
 

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the biting jives and structured
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activities of brassy babe could ever
 

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activities of brassy babe could ever
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bird bird judging archery with your
 

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bird bird judging archery with your
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freakazoid brother's face on the
 

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freakazoid brother's face on the
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bullseye a talent show where little
 

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bullseye a talent show where little
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vulnerable children singing get dragged
 

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vulnerable children singing get dragged
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immediately and potato sack races when
 

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immediately and potato sack races when
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asked to comment on his comeback kids
 

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asked to comment on his comeback kids
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Pugh said do I know you and not hurt my
 

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Pugh said do I know you and not hurt my
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am I too sensitive to be brought down by
 

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am I too sensitive to be brought down by
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three-year-old back to you thanks squirt
 

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three-year-old back to you thanks squirt
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now can I ask you a question Madonna
 

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now can I ask you a question Madonna
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nothing perfect let's go to weather
 

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nothing perfect let's go to weather
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thanks Madonna sis's Harbinson coupe are
 

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thanks Madonna sis's Harbinson coupe are
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here to fill you in on the weather son
 

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here to fill you in on the weather son
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length what flowers are doing when I
 

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length what flowers are doing when I
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down it's all around I'm blown away by
 

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down it's all around I'm blown away by
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the information I've learned this
 

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the information I've learned this
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weekend this wind is gale force in that
 

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weekend this wind is gale force in that
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my wife Gayle has forced me out of the
 

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my wife Gayle has forced me out of the
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shut up it's not happening start for
 

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shut up it's not happening start for
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crying I need to be alone
 

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crying I need to be alone
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sorry about the problems with my way my
 

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sorry about the problems with my way my
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way sick and unfortunately for our final
 

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way sick and unfortunately for our final
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segment news for dolphins now what does
 

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segment news for dolphins now what does
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that mean oh it means alright well
 

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that mean oh it means alright well
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that's the hope for breaking news before
 

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that's the hope for breaking news before
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we go congratulations to our employee of
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the week this week we aren't supposed to
 

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the week this week we aren't supposed to
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laugh or smile and this person has no
 

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laugh or smile and this person has no
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self-control Congrats to Ally
 

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self-control Congrats to Ally
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no this episode of breaking news was
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brought to you by NBC's bring them funny
 

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brought to you by NBC's bring them funny
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a new comedy competition show coming to
 

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a new comedy competition show coming to
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NBC tune in to see comedians trying to
 

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NBC tune in to see comedians trying to
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get laughs instead of failing to
 

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suppress them like we just did starting
 

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suppress them like we just did starting
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July 9th on NBC
 

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July 9th on NBC
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